Not So Happy Motoring

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

It hasn’t been a great month for America’s electric car fantasy. Elon Musk’s Tesla company — the symbolic beating heart of the fantasy — is whirling around the drain with its share price plummeting 22 percent, its bonds downgraded by Moody’s to junk status, a failure to produce its “affordable” ($36,000 — Ha!) Model 3 at commercial scale, a massive recall of earlier S Model sedans for a steering defect, and the spectacular fiery crash in Silicon Valley last week of an X model that may have been operating in automatic mode (the authorities can’t determine that based on what’s left), and which killed the driver.

Oh, and an experimental self-driving Uber car (Volvo brand) ran over and killed a lady crossing the street with her bicycle in Tempe, Arizona, two weeks ago. Don’t blame Elon for that.

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There’s a lot to like about electric cars, of course, if, say, you’re a Google executive floating through life in a techno-narcissism bubble, or a Hollywood actor with wooly grandiose notions of saving the planet while simultaneously signaling your wealth and your “green” virtue cred. Teslas supposedly handle beautifully, ride very quietly, have great low-end power, and decent range of over 200 miles. The engine has something like twenty moving parts, is very long-lasting, and is easy to repair or change out if necessary.

Are they actually “green and clean?” Bwaahaaaaa….! Are you kidding? First, there’s the energy embedded in producing the car: mining and smelting the ores, manufacturing the plastics, running the assembly line, etc. That embedded energy amounts to about 22 percent of the energy consumed by the car over a ten-year lifetime. Then there’s the cost of actually powering the car day-by-day. The electricity around the USA is produced mostly by burning coal, natural gas, or by nuclear fission, all of which produce harmful emissions or byproducts. But the illusion that the power just comes out of a plug in the wall (for just pennies a day!) is a powerful one for the credulous public. The cherry-on-top is the fantasy that before much longer all that electric power will come from “renewables,” solar and wind, and we can leave the whole fossil fuel mess behind us. We say that to ourselves as a sort of prayer, and it has exactly that value.

There are at least a couple of other holes in story, big-picture wise. One is that electric mass motoring — switching out the whole liquid fuel fleet for an all-electric fleet — won’t pencil out economically. We probably started the project forty years too late to even be able to test it at scale, because economic events are now moving so quickly in the direction of global austerity that the putative middle-class customer base for electric cars will barely exist in the near future. Americans especially nowadays are so financially stressed that they can’t qualify for car loans — and that is mainly how cars are bought in this land. The industry has strained mightily to bend the rules so that these days it’s even possible to get a seven-year loan for a used car whose collateral value will dissipate long before the loan is paid back. Hard to see how they can take that much further.

The usual answer for that is that you won’t need to own a car because the nation will be served by self-driving electric Uber-style cars-on-demand, which will supposedly require far fewer cars in all. That really doesn’t answer some big questions, such as: how might commuting work in our big metroplex cities? Even if you posit multiple occupancy vehicles, it still represents a whole lot of car trips. Oh, you say, everybody will just work from home. Really? I don’t think so — though I wouldn’t rule out an end to corporate organization of work as we’ve known it, and if that happens, we will be a nation of farmers and artisans again, that is, a World Made By Hand. Also consider, if the car companies only need to make and sell a fraction of the vehicles they sell now, the whole industry will collapse.

Another hole in the story is the universal assumption that the USA must remain a land of mandatory car dependency, hostage to the fiasco of our suburban infrastructure. I understand why we’re attached to it. We spent most of the 20th century building all that shit, and squandered most our wealth on it. It’s comfortably familiar, even if it’s actually a miserable environment for everyday life. But none of those monetary and psychological investments negate the fact that suburbia has outlived its limited and rather perverse usefulness.

We’re so far from having any intelligent public debate about these issues that the events now spooling out will completely blindside the nation.

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John
John
March 30, 2018 10:15 am

You forgot to mention that circa 50 % of all Americans are conceived on the back seat of a blue Chevrolet.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  John
March 30, 2018 12:30 pm

In the near future, adulterers will request an Uber to an odd semi-distant destination at the same time so they can catch the same car and bone along the way. It won’t work for fat people, though, since the cars will be small and they’ll have to be OK being watched (or joined in) by anyone else who gets picked up en route.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
March 30, 2018 2:27 pm

Mind in the gutter, must be a full moon Friday.

Gerold
Gerold
March 30, 2018 10:48 am

The driver of the “X” model that crashed into a barricade is a Darwin Award winner. The Asian engineer complained that its auto-pilot was erratic and that it had almost crashed into that selfsame barricade twice before. Took it to the dealer. They checked it out. Said it was ok. The idiot believed them. He put it back on auto-pilot whereupon it smashed into its favorite barricade at highway speed.

Apparently, there’s an acronym; DWA (driving while Asian) that covers it. Book-smart engineers can be plenty stoopid! End of story.

Dutchman
Dutchman
March 30, 2018 10:57 am

Google executive floating through life in a techno-narcissism bubble

Just love it techno-narcissism bubble Gotta hand it to Jim – he has some good lines now and then.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
March 30, 2018 11:38 am

Greetings,
With less than a third of millennials qualifying for a credit card, there will be no market for these vehicles – none. Add to that the fact that government has whipped 100% of the fun out of driving and you have a recipe for disaster. Tesla will go belly up as there are not enough virtue signaling trust fund babies to support his endeavor. Frankly, anyone working at a job that pays the wages needed to fund a Tesla is also living in a place where fantastical amounts of money are being taken for housing.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 30, 2018 11:42 am

Like this one “We’re so far from having any intelligent public debate”. Translated: I am smart and everybody is stupid. World made by hand ha. He still motors around and the fact that he had to change a tire once ruined his whole week tells me he will be one of the first casualties. Me thinks the J in JHK stands for jackass.

Mad as hell
Mad as hell
  Anonymous
March 30, 2018 12:52 pm

And in that same vein, he criticizes suburban living – “It’s comfortably familiar, even if it’s actually a miserable environment for everyday life. ” I would say he is looking in the wrong suburbs. Most of the urban areas I have been too are hell. Why? Well, for one the kneegrow problem, and the homeless problem among other problems. I have even been in “urban environments” in the year 2018, that still have GARBAGE on the sidewalk. I have not seen that in the suburbs. Last time I looked Philly, downtown LA, Downtown – well anywhere seems to be shitholes full of libtards and un-affordable housing, that even the cockroaches have left, because the humans have ruined it.
I suspect that he lives in some swanky “SOHO” type place where all the millennial hipsters live “downtown” that is amazingly insular, and never strays 2 miles outside, to see what the world really looks like. While I fully agree with his points on Tesla (a child of 4 would), I think he really needs to get out more.

Martin brundlefly
Martin brundlefly
  Mad as hell
March 30, 2018 2:22 pm

He also needs to write the book ” a world made by robots” . His liberalness is breaking his brain.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
  Mad as hell
March 30, 2018 2:42 pm

Actually, Mad as Hell, Kunstler lives in a small town in upstate NY. While he trashes suburbia, he shows equal distain for dense, high-rise cities.

Kunstler’s utopia is small towns and farms. Hard to disagree with that viewpoint, but most of us have to live somewhere and I’ll take the suburbs over the central cities any day.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 30, 2018 12:00 pm

“The engine has something like twenty moving parts, is very long-lasting, and is easy to repair or change out if necessary.”

It’s an electric motor like the one in your fridge, hardly what you’d call an engine.

The words just spool out of Kunstler’s mouth while his thought engine is disengaged.

starfcker
starfcker
March 30, 2018 12:58 pm

Or…. the financial press could talk Tesla stock down the week before they announce their Q1 production figures for the model 3. Rumor is they are making more than 2,000 a week, and on a nice trajectory towards 5000. 2000 a week is north of 80 million dollars a week in model 3 sales alone. Tesla isn’t going anywhere. If Wall Street won’t lend them any more money, Musk could finance what they need out of his own pocket. I’m starting to see model 3’s everyday. The dealer here has so many cars they have two overflow lots and they have them parked up and down the sides of the road near the dealer. They don’t carry any inventory, every one of those cars has already been sold and is waiting for the customer to come pick it up. They have transport trucks dropping them off nonstop. Don’t believe everything you read.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  starfcker
March 30, 2018 2:52 pm

“Musk could finance what they need out of his own pocket”

Using his shares of TSLA?

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
March 30, 2018 3:19 pm

Everything else aside, ONE Tesla crash warrants a global panic attack???
How many Chevy’s crashed the same day?

garyb
garyb
March 30, 2018 4:24 pm

unsafe at any voltage