I can only assume our mutual friend the Holiday Man rides this pimped out Jeep. Mainly because outside of his enthusiasm for all holidays, I’m not sure who gets this hyped for Easter. At least somebody that’s old enough to drive.
At what point does it stop being referred to as a midriff and is considered a full-riff?
I suppose some people just have so many skeletons in their closet they spill over to the trunk of their car which is basically the closet of your vehicle.
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I’d touch it but I’m worried that if I poke a hole in the sack there will be like a zillion who-knows-what type of bugs or something that come out to defend their turf. Could be killer bees, could be killer ants, could be killer Mike. Long story short, something that will kill you.
For those times when you want extra seating in your house but don’t want anyone to see big couches taking up space. Ask any interior designer, this year’s hot color is camo.
Look at Cousin Eddie taking a turn to Smartville and stocking up on his Christmas presents early when things are on sale. What guy.
George Clinton’s sister looking fresh today. Keep being funky girl.
Well aren’t you a formal looking Easter Bunny with your vest and bowtie. I bet you hop along to all the gated communities passing out Ferrero Rocher chocolate eggs filled with gold flaked caramel.
Hipsters and wannabes step aside. My man pulled out the throwback trump card with the old school Looney Tunes. It’s not Kriss Kross Bugs and Taz but it’s definitely up there.
I guess the Joker & Harley Quinn have exactly the type of relationship we assumed they did.
Joker jokes aside, abuse is a serious issue and any man doing this should get a healthy dose of his own medicine.
Keep the Rolls Royce and Lamborghinis. When I hit the lotto I’m rolling plump!
Wolverine’s momma grocery shopping for Sunday dinner.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
JOTD…
Woman: “Why do some men seem to appreciate their dogs so much?”
Man: “Well, here’s what I’ve noticed about dogs, as compared to women”
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog
in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see who’s
happy to see you.
Enjoyed it. Thanks for posting.
Dogs will also wash the dishes for you and be happy for the privilege of doing them. You’ll never hear a dog say, “fine”, “whatever” or “nothing”. Dogs will not try to get you to dress in clothes that don’t fit and look like shit. Dogs don’t judge you by your income and career status. If you are nice to a dog it will reciprocate in kind.
I was avoiding the obscene midriff but was focused on the painted on facial hair. I guess this one is just all kinds of walmart freaky special.