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From NBC Miami:

A West Palm Beach, Florida, man listed his occupation on an arrest report as “drug dealer,” police say.

Deputies say 25-year-old Robert Phillips was arrested Tuesday after he cut in front of an unmarked Palm Beach County Sheriff’s car and nearly caused a crash. A records check found that Phillips was driving a stolen car.

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TC
TC
May 4, 2018 12:31 pm

Woo hoo! Friday Fail is out, which means the weekend starts early!

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
May 4, 2018 1:58 pm

I want a “gaurantee” on my next tutoring session too!

nkit
nkit
May 4, 2018 3:12 pm

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May 4, 2018 3:28 pm

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Unwarrantied
Unwarrantied
  nkit
May 4, 2018 3:43 pm

They should name that hog “Harley”!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  nkit
May 5, 2018 6:45 am

I’ve never had that kind of luck riding a pig. More often than not it winds up throwing you.

nkit
nkit
May 4, 2018 3:30 pm

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KaD
KaD
  nkit
May 4, 2018 8:38 pm

Here are some other interesting videos of puppies exhibiting their breed specific behaviors. http://cravendesires.blogspot.com/2013/10/genetics.html

nkit
nkit
  KaD
May 4, 2018 9:04 pm

Good stuff, KaD. Those pitbulls can get nasty.. When you see their killer instinct at such a young age it makes you question the argument that it’s all about how they are raised – not that that is not part of it…

KaD
KaD
  nkit
May 4, 2018 9:33 pm

I wasn’t even thinking about them. I find the pointers really fascinating. People don’t like to think so but most of a dogs behavior is genetically determined. http://thetruthaboutpitbulls.blogspot.com/2012/10/no-one-can-be-great-thinker-who-does.html

Ozum
Ozum
  KaD
May 5, 2018 1:28 am

Like all creatures, us too.

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May 4, 2018 3:32 pm

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May 4, 2018 3:35 pm

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May 4, 2018 3:45 pm

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May 4, 2018 3:56 pm

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Barney
Barney
  nkit
May 4, 2018 7:56 pm

Good boy! 🙂

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May 4, 2018 4:12 pm

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Jack Hammer
Jack Hammer
  nkit
May 4, 2018 4:31 pm

First day on the job and the zoo had to let him go. One of the funniest gifs I’ve seen.

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Boo Radley
Boo Radley
May 4, 2018 5:14 pm

Weed Eater Logic

Two Good Old Boys, Joe and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer.

Joe turns to Jim Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the Texas A&M and sign up for some classes.”

Jim Bob thinks it’s a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Joe goes down and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

“Logic?” Joe says. “What’s that?”

The dean says, “I’ll give you an example.

Do you own a weed eater?”

“Yeah.”

“Then logically speaking because you own a weed eater I think that you would have a yard.”

“That’s true, I do have a yard.”

“I’m not done,” the dean says “Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.”

“Yes, I do have a house.”

“And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.”

“Yes, I have a family.”

“I’m not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.”

“I am a heterosexual. That’s amazing you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.”

Excited to take the class now, Joe shakes the Dean’s hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

“Logic?” Jim Bob says, “What’s that?”

Joe says, “Well, I’ll give ya an example.

Do you have a weed eater?”

“No.”

“Then you’re a queer.”

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
May 4, 2018 6:47 pm

How low does a person’s IQ have to be to fail to understand that the vegetables and cheese go inside the Taco shell?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 5, 2018 12:19 am

Love, Love love all of the gifs. Thanks nkit.

WrenX
WrenX
May 5, 2018 1:00 am

Worth it for the attack swan alone! Outstanding bunch, nkit!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
May 5, 2018 6:54 am

Great ones this week. Love the cheetah chase.