Capitalism has new rules. And they’re seriously messed up.

Guest Post by Simon Black

It was just a month and a half ago that Tesla approved an eye-popping long-term pay package, worth as much as $50 BILLION to founder and CEO Elon Musk.

And on Wednesday afternoon, Tesla held its first corporate earnings call since then.

You’d think that Elon would have been gracious and professional, anxious to demonstrate that the shareholders’ trust in him has been well-placed.

Instead the call was filled with contempt and disrespect, with Elon outright refusing to answer questions that he deemed ‘boring’.

Bear in mind, Tesla’s financial results were gruesome; the company burned through yet another $1.1 billion in cash last quarter. That’s 70% worse than in the same period last year.

Even more problematic, Tesla is losing money at such an unexpectedly fast rate that they’ll likely run out within the next several months.

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According to the Wall Street Journal’s analysis, Tesla doesn’t have enough cash to cover its basic debt payments and capital leases due within the next six months.

Needless to say, investors are worried.

The shareholders and analysts on the call kept pressing Elon to explain how the company was going to survive, and how he would turn around Tesla’s notorious production challenges.

But Elon completely dismissed any such questions as “boring”, “bonehead”, and “not cool”.

Pretty amazing.

I mean, this guy was given a potentially $50 billion compensation package just six weeks ago.

So the LEAST he could do was answer his investors’ completely reasonable questions.

But he didn’t. It’s almost as if he deliberately wanted to show as much disrespect as possible to the trust and confidence that shareholders have placed in him.

This is a pretty despicable attitude for any executive to have.

Yet this whole situation is emblematic of what I call ‘the new rules of capitalism.’

And New Rule #1 is: Businesses no longer need to make money.

Tesla is just one of a multitude of high-flying, hot-shot companies whose entire business models are based on burning through cash, managed by executives who don’t care.

WeWork, as we’ve often discussed, is an even more absurd example.

WeWork provides short-term office space to companies around the world, with a whole bunch of interesting perks (including free tequila).

For customers, it’s great. But WeWork loses tons of money providing all those great perks to its customers… which means that investors are ultimately footing the bill.

In other words, the suckers who invested in WeWork are essentially buying tequila shots for the office tenants.

Similarly, Uber continues to lose money; according to the company’s leaked financial statements, Uber lost a whopping $4.5 billion in 2017.

To put it another way, every time you take an Uber somewhere, the company is losing money… which means that the suckers who invested in Uber are subsidizing your ride.

Netflix is another perennial loser, having burned through more than $2 billion of its shareholders’ money last year in order to produce original content.

Remember that the next time you binge watch Stranger Things— Netflix investors are heavily subsidizing your evening’s entertainment.

I read an article in the Wall Street Journal last weekend about young people in San Francisco who receive oodles of free goodies from VC-funded startups.

One guy was able to buy a small car because a car-sharing startup offered him thousands of dollars in CASH just to sign up and use the service.

Others talked about eating dozens of gourmet meals for free, courtesy of the various meal delivery startups in San Francisco who offer free meals to new customers.

Ultimately this means that the suckers who invested in those startups are buying meals, clothes, cars, and just about everything else, for freeloading consumers.

There are so many more examples– Dropbox, Snapchat, etc.– of companies whose sucker investors are footing the bill for consumers.

Each of these companies loses money. And it’s becoming an epidemic.

In fact, more than 20% of the companies which comprise the Russell 2000 index, and nearly 10% of companies in the S&P 500 index, burn through so much cash that they have to BORROW money just to pay INTEREST on their debts.

But under the new rules of capitalism, these losses don’t matter… because there are countless investors, funds, and bankers delighted to have the opportunity to put more capital into the business.

This isn’t normal– it goes against the most basic laws of finance: businesses are supposed to make money for their investors, not the other way around.

Yet investors keep throwing capital into these bottomless pits… while (and this is REALLY bizarre) simultaneously showering the founders with blind admiration.

It’s incredible how much praise and esteem is hurled upon company founders who burn through their investors’ capital like a deranged financial sociopath.

Instead of being fired for incompetence, however, they’re hailed as ‘visionaries’.

These people are completely out of touch– both the founders who treat their shareholders with such contempt, as well as the sucker investors who continue enabling this abuse.

You don’t have to be Nostradamus to recognize that some day this stupidity will end suddenly and painfully.

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Wip
Wip
May 5, 2018 9:46 am

Won’t daddy government backstop Elon?

Llpoh
Llpoh
May 5, 2018 9:47 am

I suggest that if Warren Buffett buys Tesla, that would be a good sign. I doubt that will happen. Tesla is toast.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  Llpoh
May 5, 2018 10:31 am

You know one of these days Buffet is going to be toast. Based upon these little hand symbols he likes to make to his friends, he may get roasted while he’s alive and most certainly will after he’s dead.

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Coalclinker
Coalclinker
May 5, 2018 10:26 am

I think this news is wonderful. Nothing like all of the assholes on both sides of this stupid fucking $80,000 electric car equation getting took back to zero and losing all of their money to the Wall Street people who bet against them. The sharks are smelling the blood in the water!

NtroP
NtroP
May 5, 2018 10:30 am

I want free electricity. Paying the monthly utility bill is getting old.
Vote for Bernie!
Then maybe I’ll buy a Tesla. (The cheap one they are having so much trouble producing.)

22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
May 5, 2018 10:38 am

Such a fine steward of the public treasury.

Your tax dollars on fire… literally.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
May 5, 2018 10:53 am

If Elon were as smart as purported, he would have got his 50 bil up front. When I was young, I too was a visionary. I would use my CC to fund my lifestyle and when the bill was due, I would get another CC advance to make payment on the original.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
  Anonymous
May 5, 2018 11:33 am

Genius!

Gerold
Gerold
May 5, 2018 11:08 am

Tesla is toast burning through billions of dollars a year.
Musk is a shyster and swindler hoping he finds a winning formula before he runs out of cash.
Other EV manufacturers are rapidly gaining on Tesla and once the grubermint removes the rebates from EV’s, Tesla will bankrupt and their drivers operating relics.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
  Gerold
May 5, 2018 11:40 am

Greetings,
Worse than operating relics. These are nothing more than a battery pack with a proprietary computer on wheels. The moment Tesla goes under the clock will start ticking for the current Teslas on the road as there will be no infrastructure to manage them. I hope they enjoy driving around in their dated Atari Computers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gerold
May 5, 2018 12:06 pm

Give Musk credit, he was smart enough to realize those promoting battery powered electric vehicles are too stupid to realize when they’re being conned and made a fortune off of them.

Trader Jim
Trader Jim
May 5, 2018 11:11 am

Anon, and just like your example, that is what is being done on a grand scale. Apple, right now is burning through their cash in MASSIVE – and I do mean MASSIVE stock buybacks to keep the sheeple (investors) from realizing that their most profitable and popular product – the IPhone is already stale in the marketplace, and being eaten alive by Samsung. Likewise with many other companies with corporate bond offerings. NOONE is investing that money in R&D or in engineers. It is a literal cash burning machine: They take in the bond money from “savers” that have nowhere else to put their money to fight against massive inflation, turn around (and after compensating themselves richly) buy their own stock at a ridiculously high price to keep it levitated for the image. Because, you know, if the stock is up, then the company MUST be doing well. Forget that pesky 10-K or money hemorrhage.
Mark my words though, this will not end well. No Ponzi ever does. With interest rates going up (and they are going up) , and the Fed turning off the free money, at some point even the dumbest retard “investors” will A. See the light, and stop putting money in a furnace, and even maybe be intelligent enough to pull some out before it burns completely, or 2. simply run out, and not be ABLE to put more money in the furnace. THAT is when the short of the century will happen.
The market is already in its topping pattern. Flat, and going nowhere. All it will take at this point is enough people deciding to leave the casino, and like a bridge with failing supports, down comes the whole damn thing.

Gen. Kong
Gen. Kong
May 5, 2018 11:51 am

This isn’t really very surprising. Musk has been on the government dole for over a decade. He’s no doubt part of the Epstein Island Exclusive Resort. We live in the Age of the Fake: Fake News, Fake Jews, Fake Schools, Fake Wars, Fake Nerve Gas (Novichok), a Fake Political system (Harlem Globetrotters and Washington Generals), un so weiter. The $PLC, a fake civil-rights group sitting on a half-billion war chest in fake money, just got Amazon to delist a Christian Legal Defense fund – because they said so. So why wouldn’t there be Fake Entrepreneurs as well? Musk is truly a man of his time, no?

starfcker
starfcker
May 5, 2018 11:55 am

Tesla is the best company on the planet, and one day their cars will save the planet. Tesla has billions of dollars in revenue coming in for all the cars reserved on order. Once they get the very minor glitches fixed in the factory they’ll be making 10,000 cars a month. You idiots will all be begging to get one. You’ll also be begging me to forgive you for insulting me. But, I won’t.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  starfcker
May 5, 2018 12:15 pm

Revenue coming in has to exceed revenue going out to be income, both now and in the future.

Deposits on vehicles for future delivery isn’t an asset, it is a liability since it has to be refunded if that delivery doesn’t take place to collect the balance. The same way borrowed money isn’t your asset, it’s a liability since you owe it back to whomever the lender was.

Unless, of course, you’re running a con the way some door to door pool salesmen used to do when they collected almost all of their money up front and only left their customers with a few empty holes dug in the ground after they skipped out without actually building any pools for them.

Stucky
Stucky
  Anonymous
May 5, 2018 12:52 pm

Nice try, but you’re pissing up a rope. starfcker really REALLY loves Tesla (the car AND the man) and nothing you say will ever change his mind.

starfcker
starfcker
  starfcker
May 5, 2018 1:59 pm

Who downvoted my doppler? He was doing so good

Penforce
Penforce
May 5, 2018 12:38 pm

Star, you sound like a man with a dog in this fight.

Stucky
Stucky
May 5, 2018 12:47 pm

With apologies to BTO …

———-

I get up every morning
My investors are scorning
Took their money now they want pity
My factory gets no love
The floor is puffin’, building nuthin’
God damn my cars really are quite shitty

Took your very last dime
You cry and call me a slime
Pray to starfcker he might save the day
Looks like you are now destroyed
To me you’re just a hemorrhoid
I love to work at taking your pay!

And I’ll be…
Taking all your money, every day
Taking all your money, every way
I’ve been taking all your money, it’s all mine
Taking all your money. And working overtime
You lout.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 5, 2018 1:00 pm

FREE MARKET Capitalism has the same rules as always. What is being cited are the rules of CRONY CAPITALISM, and given that it all relies on the violence, force, and monopoly power of the government, it can take an infinite number of forms. Without the presence of the Federal Reserve (a crony-capitalist creation), the convoluted and ever-changing rules of both corporate taxation and income taxation, and the government regulatory environment related to banking, saving, and securities and exchange trading, NONE of this would be possible and NONE of this would be willingly supported by the free market. Frankly, without the theft of the income tax and the clear subsidy of electric car makers in the form of “rebates” for car purchases, the industry itself might never have gone beyond the drawing board. Using the term “Capitalism” this freely, insults the clear distinction between free market and crony capitalism.

Mark Baumann
Mark Baumann
  MrLiberty
May 6, 2018 11:50 am

Thank you Mr. Liberty! That is just what I was going to say, but, you said it so much better.

southeuropean counterpart
southeuropean counterpart
May 5, 2018 1:07 pm

There is a likelihood that mr. Musk has all the options exhausted, and now, the cycle is closed, new players appear on the market, a great renewable dad in DC no longer pushes a desirable policy, a bag of tricks is empty … and what is left for the big one? Play performance with personal exhaustion, loss of nerves, play anything humanly and understandably. This has not been played yet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 5, 2018 2:33 pm

He has to make this work, if not he gets a farm in South Africa. We all know what happens to white farmers in SA.

c1ue
c1ue
May 5, 2018 6:06 pm

The author is 1 for 3.

WeWork isn’t about selling desk space to digital nomads, it is about real estate.
If the digital nomads can defray the holding costs of the buildings, great but their objective is clearly to buy up as many of the big name city, inner core property as they can get their grubby mitts on.

Equally, it is far from clear that Netflix cannot make money. Their numbers do hold up – they’ve been growing user base and netting at their monthly subscription rates. More importantly, their competition is cable television and their $50-$100 a month charges. There are 80-90 million of those in the US, so there is volume and also there is pricing latitude. So why not take on cheap money to expand in the meantime?
Tesla even has some good parts. SpaceX is doing fine. The solar bit isn’t, but Tesla – the car parts could easily take the whole thing down. I think the biggest issue is Trump – Musk (and the entire liberati) were eagerly anticipating a Clinton administration with more subsidies, loans and lifelines; the Trump victory removed that, thus leaving Tesla to fend for itself. I still get pissed off seeing $60K and $80K sports cars with “electric vehicle” stickers driving in the carpool lanes, furthermore Tesla pulls $200M+ a year in extra income due to California Air Resource Board (CARB) rules on “% renewable cars sold”. That extra cost gets stuck right to all the little people buying regular cars.

Trader Jim
Trader Jim
  c1ue
May 6, 2018 12:54 pm

Clue – here is the problem with Netflix. It is literally stealing bandwidth from the cable companies. Now, I am not a big fan of cable companies at all, however they own the architecture that Netflix depends on to bring its service to those subscribers. the whole net neutrality kerfuffle was based on making sure that the gun of government was aimed in the right direction to make sure that YouTube, Netflix, Amazon etc. could continue getting a free ride on someone else’s infrastructure.
The key difference between a content provider like NetFlix, and the content deliverer like ComCast and Cox etc. is that the deliverer could quit delivery, and NetFlix is out of business overnight. I am not saying that will happen, BUT the COST of delivery has to be factored in to the subscriber cost. Including the cost of delivery, the pricing latitude that Netflix has is limited. If the cable internet cost (highly subsidized by the TV service currently) is fully factored in to that $50 – $100 / month cost you site, take about $70.00 / month out of it for the delivery overhead, and you are left with about $30.00 (at the high end) for a subscriber charge Netflix could charge (that is if Government doesn’t inject a bunch of taxes and fees like with telephone service in it).

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
May 5, 2018 9:07 pm

We bitch about some welfare queen tooling around in her nephews cousins Escalade with the dragon lady nails and an EBT card and a section 8 voucher . She is a rank amateur compared to the new class of narcissistic who but I bailed out WALL STREET WHORES !
Some of the biggest whores are advising Trump on the economy now .
Prepare to duck the shit must hit the fan !