CAPTION CONTEST

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MadMike
MadMike
May 13, 2018 10:42 am

Wow, sixteen camel toes!

whiskey tango foxtrot
whiskey tango foxtrot
May 13, 2018 10:49 am

Well now, what do you suppose hell is gonna look like?

Steve C
Steve C
May 13, 2018 10:49 am

This is even better than molesting alter boys…

Centurion44
Centurion44
May 13, 2018 11:02 am

Which end do I enter? I’m new at this.

Steve C
Steve C
May 13, 2018 11:05 am

Woo-Hoo! Now this is what I call ‘Taking it on the lamb’

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
May 13, 2018 11:05 am

” I think the camel smells candy cane on my breath”.

Grog
Grog
May 13, 2018 11:09 am

“Some of my former alter boyz and congregants…”

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
May 13, 2018 11:20 am

A Priest “Be All You Can Be” and “Save The World” recruiting ad by Madison Ave.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
May 13, 2018 12:01 pm

Upon second thought, what was I thinking.

tageman
tageman
May 13, 2018 12:05 pm

Ahhh Sheep Mans Best friend or you gotta pretty mouth sheep

Erasmus Le Dolt
Erasmus Le Dolt
May 13, 2018 12:06 pm

I kid you not, I enter the Kingdom of Heaven just a few minutes ago and the guy at the gate says, ‘take the first door on the left.’

Dutchman
Dutchman
May 13, 2018 12:09 pm

Didn’t know sheep liked Hersey Bars.

LGR
LGR
May 13, 2018 12:28 pm

Whoa. What a picture. I’ve no caption, but do have some thoughts / observations…
1. See the wreaths? I see some parallels to a manger scene, but the 4 candycanes in mini skirts, kind of upsets the apple cart on that interpretation. Maybe 4 replacements for the 3 wise men?
2. The Rockettes seem to be laughing off right, maybe to a funny comment from the camel handler whose hump is laying some sugar on the neck of the Padre…he must’ve made a funny. Meanwhile, camel #2 looks a bit jealous, or pissed…must be female.
The donkey looks stoned, like they always do.
The sheep look sad, and resigned that something bad will eventually happen.
I can’t see the hands of the man in the robe, but he has a big smile on his chops, but that could be from the unexpected hickey he’s receiving behind his right ear. Good thing that robe is black; it won’t show any loss of control in the rear resulting from the camel tongue.
I’m guessing his bodily orifices tightened up a bit, and a smile wasn’t his only reaction.

Lordy, WWJD? Either scowl with disapproval, or He just might be quietly giggling, while Our Father is taking names and notes, and will remember, come Judgement Day.

Other than that, I’m not quite sure what to think about this one.

starfcker
starfcker
  LGR
May 13, 2018 3:25 pm

That’s the Rockettes Christmas show. I’ve been to it before. They have the nativity scene at the end that’s really, really good. It was a really well-done show

Airman Higgs
Airman Higgs
May 13, 2018 1:18 pm

I have no caption. I’m just amused that this caption contest is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

swamptastic
swamptastic
May 13, 2018 1:37 pm

“How do I get the camel’s nose under my tent?”

Steve C
Steve C
  swamptastic
May 13, 2018 5:34 pm

Better yet, how do you get some camel toes INTO your tent?

Steve
Steve
May 13, 2018 5:23 pm

So The Pope says there is no Hell.
Alright y Then
Party On Bitches1

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
May 13, 2018 6:23 pm

Admin, it is truly sad that the Church hierarchy has made your caption a possibility and having some basis in truth.

jamesthedeplorablewanderer
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
May 13, 2018 7:29 pm

“Where are the dwarves? I was told there’d be dwarves …”

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
  jamesthedeplorablewanderer
May 13, 2018 9:16 pm

I think we have a winner!!!
(but the 16 camel toes was a close second, ’cause I only counted twelve)

wholy1
wholy1
May 13, 2018 10:44 pm

Hey girls, please help hold the sheep for me.

TampaRed
TampaRed
May 14, 2018 12:06 am

damn-won’t these girls ever leave so i can have some fun?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 14, 2018 3:21 pm

I must have a sense of humor more warped than a 2×4 left out in the rain for years. But, that comment from wanderer had me LMAO.