QOTD: What will this perfume smell like?
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Adult-film actress Stormy Daniels is launching a perfume called “Truth” amid her ongoing legal battle with President Trump.
Daniels announced Wednesday that she is partnering with It’s the Bomb, a brand that describes itself on its website as specializing in “infused sensual healing products and handmade luxury and naughty,” to create the new scent.
Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, posted an advertisement of the “sensual pheromone infused” gender-neutral perfume on Instagram, writing: “It’s finally here.”
The fragrance’s tagline is: “Stormy Daniels Embrace the Truth.”
Semen.
“Semen.”
Is that considered a “gender neutral fragrance?”
I’m guessing something pungent like Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar, perhaps.
This is proof that we live in a cosmic reality show.
It smells like a used up, middle aged whore’s vaginal mesh, that keeps her pussy from collapsing out of her body to her knees.
Now I have serious questions about your word finesse. Where’s the nuance?
I was thinking it probably has a tropical smell, like the swim team pulled a train with a high-class call girl in a pool filled with banana pudding and pineapple juice.
It almost smells like something you might consider sampling, but that funky musty smell nudging your olafactory glands suggests that fish has been thrown back again and again and again. Nobody’s gonna eat that nasty stuff.
I don’t know who the chick is, in the photo with the bottle of perfume, but she is sure enough not Stormy. She never looked that good even when she was young and fresh. Now, she looks like the worn-out faded whore that she is. The image of her low character shines through her face.
Don’t even want to think about what she will look like when she is 60. Not so much the physical degeneration, but that with the withering of the flesh, her diseased and ulcerated character will show even clearer.
Hard to imagine that Trump was ever stupid enough to do the wild thing with her. A guy with money, good looks (in bygone days), and the ultimate alpha male attitude could get just about any woman he wanted. He actually wasted time with a nasty porn movie whore? She spent every working day engaging in any and every kind of sex imaginable, with male porn workers. I have read that most male porn workers are gay and a large percentage have AIDS.
A guy as crafty and cunning as Trump doing something so stupid? Walk past a thousand women who don’t fuck for a living to have sex with Stormy? He meets plenty of good looking women every day who would happily hop in the sack with a billionaire at a moments notice; women who don’t bring with them the strong chance of contracting a venereal disease. Something doesn’t smell right here. Stormy and her perfume probably smell bad, but I mean something else doesn’t smell right.
Maxi, that’s a Chanel ad that’s been re-purposed for this gag. You don’t get out much, do you?
Daaang! This whole thing is a gag? I really feel foolish. The purfume ad certainly looked to be a logical extension of the whole Stormy narrative the left is desperately pushing.
I do get out to grocery stores and the thrift store, where I selectively purchase my more spiffy shirts and trousers. Here lately, haven’t been in any of the places that sell Chanel or read any of the glossy magazines that advertise Chanel and the suchlike.
Maybe I should drop into the local Neiman-Marcus more often. I do hate it, though, when they look me up and down before explaining how to find the nearest K-Mart.
Admin is a serious person most of the time yet he has this squirrely side that leads to unsuspecting noobs getting suckered. My favorite was the time he posted a pic of Kanye in a fur coat for an article on church freebies. Keep a sharp lookout.
BTW, The sexy mulatta and I were at the mall in Oahu, we’d gone there on our honeymoon. Since it was the first time we were so close to a Neiman Marcus, I decided to go in. A Chinese looking security fellow quickly locked the door in front of us with nary a word. We got the message and went back down to the po’ level in the mall.
It’s called 3 day old Tuna.
Skank
Clams
It smells like a Kanyashian knockoff of Juicy Couture with a base of Kimka musk that could best be described as the smell of a Sex and The City wannabe snatch with the flavor of a thousand dicks.
The aroma recalls a fancy hotel cabana where the john submits to a playful dominatrix. It’s wafting molecules cover nicely the remains of a steak and potato dinner that was later worked off in energetic sex that can only be likened to a long-haired hippo humping a harlot.
It appeals to fresh young girls yearning to climb the dick ladder of success by engaging in after-lunch quickies with beta males in cheap suits.
I called out JR Wentworth for poor word choice on this one. You should consider giving classes to TBPers hoping to garner the success of a certain tadpole.
I was hoping Unimitated would give me classes. Even Stuck wondered how he could type up and gather appropriate images in a half hour when it takes Stucky hours of research and dozens of open pages on the screen. On an unrelated note, Unloaded only lasts 2 minutes in bed with his SO.
A Hillary and Obama blend-completely gender neutral (I guess)
The alley behind a Seafood store.
A dead skunk in a septic tank.
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A lot like Denmark in the day; Baltimore today.
Shit it will smell like shit. The reason being, these turds playing with truth and turning it into lies is a big shitburger.
Roast beef.
Old, old, ooooollllldddd roast beef.
Chinatown.
The odor of hypocrisy, tinged with sour grapes and a hint of bile. Perfect for an over-the-hill fembian at a Hillary book signing event.
Money.
Smells like the wet sheets in a motel that charges by the hour.
That’s easy.
‘Eau de Cocaine, Lube, and Ass Sweat’
It’s called “Come to Me”. Does it smell like come to you?
It will resemble the smell that emanates from an open can of tuna that has been sitting on the fringe of the Walmart parking lot in Oxford Alabama during June or July
Crotch rot and Febreze.