AMERICAN INGENUITY

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Bob P
Bob P
June 12, 2018 8:14 am

I can’t imagine pulling it out with that thing staring at me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 12, 2018 11:13 am

Yes, Bob, because it would retract deep into your abdomen where you couldn’t find it for days.

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
June 12, 2018 9:10 am

Why have those fixture mfgrs not got on board with this?

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
June 12, 2018 9:56 am

I’d buy another beer just to get another shot at her.

LaGeR
LaGeR
June 12, 2018 10:16 am

Late to the idea, but still,

A smirk and a smile,
To spray her for a while.

There’s been pics of Jane Fonda at the bottom of urinals in American Legion men’s rooms for years.

There’s some creatures lying in graves who, if given the chance, some would micturate there as well.

(Yeah, Stuck, I had to use Webster’s, but just for correct spelling.
I’d seen it used before, so already knew the def.)
-figured I’d answer before you asked. 😉

Word Power.
Get yourself some, eh?

Maggie
Maggie
  LaGeR
June 12, 2018 2:01 pm

Okay, my beer swilling buddy from far north where I once rode in a bus that was shorter than the snow walls on the road beside us in Lansing. And, we drank whatever was the twofer at the NCO club after a long day guarding the borders of Canada againsgt whatever we were pretending to guard against.

I did like that Dirty Monk… and Nick kind of likes the Horny Blonde?

This morning I said to Nick, “Hey! Why don’t we get out the Scrabble board and play a game or two of Scrabble this afternoon when we take a break.”

Nick: “Why?”

LaGeR
LaGeR
  Maggie
June 12, 2018 3:11 pm

Me likey both. But, as craft ales go, there’s a premium to be paid for that higher % of Al Keyhole content.
Know that another seemingly nice couple with ties to the platform have had the pleasure, too, and similar feedback was heard.

As fer the capitol, meh.
I’d rather time spent in the tips
or edges of the mitten. T.C.. and neighboring small towns and lakes. Charlevoix, Petoskey, or somewhere up where the bunny is galloping west, for some true isolation away from the masses.
Have to pay to get thru a Big Mac to do that though. Worth it.
If one keeps the heading toward N, eventually you find the big Supe. Saint Marie adds Sault.

Give Nick some kind of incentive, to match wits against you, with little squares of lumber that have large print letters on them.
Haven’t played in years. Keep the board close by. One day, maybe I’ll create a new word for a triple double score for the ages.
Might not know the true meaning, but it’d be fun. Until then,
Cheers.

Maggie
Maggie
  LaGeR
June 12, 2018 4:05 pm

Nick said he gets tired of all my seven letter word shit.

Stucky
Stucky
June 12, 2018 10:57 am

I’d like to shit in that urinal.

Maggie
Maggie
  Stucky
June 12, 2018 1:55 pm

I was thinking that if management added an opening in her mouth, with a bell, it would be fun for the boys to ring the bell during a potty break.

MadMike
MadMike
June 12, 2018 12:19 pm

I guess it’s inspired by the Hanoi Jane Fonda urinal target?
I still remember that POS too.
Piss on ’em both.

bob
bob
June 12, 2018 9:42 pm

I get the point completely, but I have to wonder how one keeps from vomiting.