ANOTHER FAILED BUSINESS PLAN

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Wip
Wip
July 5, 2018 9:07 am

Is that $4 or $400?

Lumpy Rutherford
Lumpy Rutherford
July 5, 2018 9:32 am

“Times is hard”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lumpy Rutherford
July 5, 2018 1:05 pm

but the customers is harder.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
July 5, 2018 11:18 am

It only failed because she failed to secure the necessary city permits.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
July 5, 2018 11:58 am

Location location location! Plus, a drive up window would be a big help. She obviously needs an SBA loan and ………………

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
July 5, 2018 11:59 am

In 1974, I was holding my daughter on the sidewalk and waiting for my wife to exit a restaurant in Plant City, Florida. A guy walked up to a girl who was also standing there and said “I’m broke but can pay you Friday”. She smiled at me and then they walked to an apartment across the street. In Omaha about 1983 out of curiosity I asked a whore on a corner what a blowjob cost and she said $20. About 1987, I was working as a Lab Technician at the Oil Dry Plant in Ochclocknee Georgia and a laborer bragged that he got blowjobs for $2 at the corner of Jackson and Broad Streets in Thomasville, Ga. Guys are broke. The pictured whore has evidently over valued her service ($4.00) and might lower her price or accept credit cards.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
July 5, 2018 12:43 pm

She probably doesn’t have teeth. Safety first guys.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  ILuvCO2
July 5, 2018 4:07 pm

She should up her price, then.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
July 5, 2018 1:40 pm

Guy walks in late to the company locker room and is asked “what’s up?”

He says “There’s a girl giving blowjobs in the parking lot for five dollars.”

Somebody says “That’s not a girl”.

He considers this for a moment then says “But five dollars! That’s a real bargain!”

TampaRed
TampaRed
July 5, 2018 3:11 pm

not necessarily a bad plan–
if she holds the sign long enough for a cop to see it,it almost guarantees a few days room/board along w/detox if she needs it–

TC
TC
July 5, 2018 4:44 pm

Sure seems like if you can’t sell blow jobs for $4, you should look into a career that doesn’t involve interaction with live humans.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
July 5, 2018 9:10 pm

Can we honestly say that this woman’s business plan was any different?

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