I had a good joke here, but it slipped right through the cracks on me. Oh well.
Jurassic World 8: Just Chris Pratt driving around this Toyota.
Just a reminder the NFL is back in action tonight, and with it comes 7 more months of a bunch of irrational opinions about the national anthem. Can’t wait.
It’s never too late in the season to get that summer tan. Clearly you gals were too busy in June & July.
Nothing like a good masturbation pun. Keep staying the same West Virginia.
Sasquatch probably realized it’s just easier buy the beef jerky.
Cracking the code of finding true love.
Well, I suppose you caught me on a technicality when I said underwear and bras should be worn at Walmart. Next time I’ll be more specific.
Aaaannnndddd twins! – Actually I’m curious how that Coors Light commercial would play out in 2018. How fast do you think they’d get pummeled in a PR nightmare?
Honestly, I’ve been staring at this for like 20 minutes trying to think of a great caption, but I don’t think there is one out there that would do this picture of a damn goat in a baby carrier any justice. Sometimes a picture might be worth more than 1,000 words.
Side holster fanny packs. That’s a bold fashion strategy. But they probably said the same thing about the guy who first started wearing his hat to the side. Sure they were right about him, but ya never know.
I have a feeling these are going to be just like those big hanging door beads people use in lieu of a door…You’re about to be disappointed when you open up and see what’s on the other side.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
JOTW…
American mother, father, and 6 year old son find themselves on a nude beach while vacationing in France.
As the little kid strolls along in the sand by himself, he notices that many of the women have bigger hooters than his Mom, so he scampers back to her spot in the sun, and asks her why.
She tells her son: “The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.”
Satisfied with that answer, the kid goes to play near the water.
He comes back in 15 minutes and asks why many of the men have larger willies than his father does.
Smirking, she tells Junior: “The bigger they are, the dumber the man is.”
“Ohhhh.” …and junior wanders off again to go back to the water.
About a half hour later, the kid comes running up to Mom, where she’s sunbathing alone.
He tells her:
“Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach,
and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!”
Whole Food freak of the week
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/fabios-guide-on-how-to-pick-people-up-at-whole-foods/85010688/
Starbucks freaks of the week
https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-starbucks-pictures/nathandavidson
Obviously, whoever is employed taking/selecting the posted photos is having a grand time making fun of what he or she deems low class humanity. To think in those terms privately is one thing, but to post your thinking publicly is to say much more about yourself than the subjects you ridicule.
Isn’t that the same type of thinking that Hillary Clinton employs when she refers to middle class Trumpers as deplorables? Think about it; she does not declare certain types as deplorable because they voted for Trump. She declares them Trump supporters because they are deplorable.
These subjects may induce a feeling of pity or perhaps even some compassion, but they do not deserve your scorn. That type of thinking is terminal.
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