I was a mechanic at a truck dealership for 23 years. We had a parts man who was dyslexic (he would say he was lesdyxic). Imagine working with part numbers all day long while being so afflicted.
You really had to check the parts orders he filled.
Capn Mike
August 8, 2018 12:57 am
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He lay awake to 3:00 AM wondering if there really was a DOG.
Grog
August 8, 2018 5:48 am
Two doctors working in a small town clinic had to hire a new nurse after the one that previously worked there retired. They interviewed Nurse Nora and she gave a great interview so they decided to hire her.
She’d only been working at the clinic for two days when one doctor called the other into his office and said they’d have get rid of Nurse Nora.
The second doctor asked, “Why, when we only just hired her?”
The first doctor replied, “Well, I think she’s dyslexic and does everything backwards. For example, I told her to give Mr. Hamilton two shots of morphine every 24 hours, but she gave him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him. Then I told her to give Mrs. Smith an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one hour.”
The doctor had barely finished saying this when the second doctor suddenly ran out of the room.
“Where are you going so fast?” the first doctor shouted after him.
“To see Nurse Nora, I just told her to prick Mr. Jones’ boil!”
I was a mechanic at a truck dealership for 23 years. We had a parts man who was dyslexic (he would say he was lesdyxic). Imagine working with part numbers all day long while being so afflicted.
You really had to check the parts orders he filled.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He lay awake to 3:00 AM wondering if there really was a DOG.
Two doctors working in a small town clinic had to hire a new nurse after the one that previously worked there retired. They interviewed Nurse Nora and she gave a great interview so they decided to hire her.
She’d only been working at the clinic for two days when one doctor called the other into his office and said they’d have get rid of Nurse Nora.
The second doctor asked, “Why, when we only just hired her?”
The first doctor replied, “Well, I think she’s dyslexic and does everything backwards. For example, I told her to give Mr. Hamilton two shots of morphine every 24 hours, but she gave him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him. Then I told her to give Mrs. Smith an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one hour.”
The doctor had barely finished saying this when the second doctor suddenly ran out of the room.
“Where are you going so fast?” the first doctor shouted after him.
“To see Nurse Nora, I just told her to prick Mr. Jones’ boil!”
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