FUN FACTS ABOUT GERMANY

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Grizzly Bare
Grizzly Bare
August 7, 2018 5:07 pm

My mother was German. If she were still alive I’d get her that cup. She was a whip cracking taskmaster, though she did know how to have fun.

Filomeno Reyes
Filomeno Reyes
August 7, 2018 10:51 pm

Imagine

Imagine there’s no scumbags
It’s easy if you try
No big ass to show us
Bruce Jenner’s just a guy
Imagine all the teen girls living for today
Imagine there’s no KUWTK
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill some time for
And no Scott Disick too
Imagine all those people leaving us in peace, you
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope some day you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no Kardashians
I wonder if you can
No need for Tristan or Kanye
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all those people absent from the world, you
You may say you love Kylie
You’re not the only one
I hope some day you’ll join us
And the world will be as one

El Coyote
El Coyote
  Filomeno Reyes
August 8, 2018 10:10 am

Humor will not be tolerated, Filo!

El Coyote
El Coyote
  Filomeno Reyes
August 8, 2018 12:29 pm

Why bother about Germany? We have our own problems. Now let’s see some up votes.

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22winmag - short taglines suck monkeyballs-n-more
August 8, 2018 7:10 am

Firebombing or mass immigration… still not sure which was worse for the once-fine German Empire.

El Coyote
El Coyote

What happens when you mix German with Chinese food? An hour later your hungry for empire again. -Bob Hope

bob
bob
August 8, 2018 7:32 am

#1 work rule: If you can’t work and talk at the same time, don’t talk.

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie
August 8, 2018 9:52 am

Robin Williams: “I was at a German talk show once (and they asked) “Why do you think there isn’t so much comedy in Germany?” And I said: “Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?”
robin-williams.net/weapon…