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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 8:15 am

Ya might need the eyebleach to hand before scrolling down to this one – or you could scroll quickly past it

Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 8:15 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:05 am

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todd
todd
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:27 am

true story…while in high school had an outing to a water park.

In the wave pool and managed to catch a good one heading fast into the shoreline…up ahead a “beauty” like the ones above…i can’t avert the collision i know is about to happen…it was like hitting a wall.

same outing saw another girls boobs so all was right in the world

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 10:36 am

Must be a lot of windmills offshore.

I got a name
I got a name
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 3:25 pm

Wind turbine disturbances caused them to beach themselves.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 5:34 pm

No wonder the oceans are rising.

a9racer
a9racer
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 8:11 pm

Factually true

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 8:56 pm

imagine what their tan lines look like

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 9:29 pm

No,, I don’t think I will

Jimmy Shabimmel
Jimmy Shabimmel
  Student of History
April 27, 2024 12:33 am

around 4 tons

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 8:22 am

That’s my first ‘salvo’ this week.
Will be back with more in a bit.

Meanwhile a sweet young redhead to keep you distracted from life.

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:29 am

Groan -II, but, creative.

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Matman
Matman
  Suds
April 26, 2024 7:06 pm

Have seen both in the 70’s…..Floyd and Zep….

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:30 am

Creative WiFi identifiers…

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Anonymous on my work phone
Anonymous on my work phone
  Suds
April 26, 2024 5:45 pm

Better than FBI UC van #3

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 26, 2024 8:57 pm

anybody jabbed has a chip in them. Turn on your bluetooth and you’ll see their ID numbers

DanTX
DanTX
  Suds
April 26, 2024 10:12 pm

The best one i ever saw was “We hate the Taylor’s kids”

Suds
Suds
  Suds
April 26, 2024 10:41 am

a repeat. mea culpa. forgive me.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Suds
April 26, 2024 8:48 pm

That’s OK. Still funny. You’re very much appreciated.

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:32 am

The Original Trolls…before the internet label emerged. Remember these?

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a9racer
a9racer
  Suds
April 26, 2024 8:14 pm

Nope.

Bauls
Bauls
  a9racer
April 26, 2024 9:31 pm

Yup, they where the stuff of nightmares

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:35 am

Yeah, I’m so buff…because I used to do push ups…

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again
again
  Suds
April 26, 2024 8:36 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  again
April 26, 2024 5:37 pm

Today’s winner!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
April 26, 2024 11:28 am

Recycling in the old days …

again
again
April 26, 2024 8:39 am

h/t to PG on this one, and others here today…

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  again
April 26, 2024 9:07 am

Can you do the

Suds
Suds
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 9:49 am

well played, Gio.

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:40 am

Humor.
Get yourself some.

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104MAGA104
104MAGA104
  Suds
April 26, 2024 10:25 pm

“Hooped – A romantic comedy” on YT

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:43 am

Unless you’ve never had to use hand tools in your life…

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:06 am

10mm every time!

Ed
Ed
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:17 am

Fuckin’ A. I have at least 20 of those suckers… somewhere in my garage. Time to buy another one, I guess.

todd
todd
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:38 am

the g-spot would be a 13mm

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Suds
April 26, 2024 8:52 pm

Sorry, but in my experience, it’s always the 7/16.

Bauls
Bauls
  The Devil's Advocate
April 26, 2024 9:35 pm

1/2, 13 then 10, but pretty sure right now I couldn’t go to the shed and find any one of them. At this point probably 10-20 of any other size

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:44 am

If my old man was still alive, he’d come up with one liners like this. Miss him.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:07 am

Nice one!

anonymous
anonymous
  Suds
April 26, 2024 5:02 pm

“…my beard looked like a glazed donut!”

Dennis Hopper

River’s Edge. Movie. 1986

Sick world we’re in…

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:45 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Suds
April 26, 2024 11:35 pm

Can’t vote twice on TBP.
Unlike New York

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:46 am

Young man, if you don’t want to deal with this, wear your rubbers.

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:49 am

I find this little dude likeable. Sound up.

That face. That tail wag. Those grunts.

“Come on. Pet me. Give me a treat. Come on. Hey.”

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:08 am

Come on! I need a hug.

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
April 26, 2024 3:47 pm

Looks like he’s gonna say “diabeetus.”

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:50 am

Creative chalking on the streets, using what’s already there…

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:52 am

“How do you like them apples?”

-Matt Damon, in Goodwill Hunting

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:09 am

Nice apples………apple.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
April 26, 2024 8:58 pm

Apples?

Nice pear!

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:55 am

Right of Passage…Learning a manual transmission…A Father’s Lesson

todd
todd
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:45 am

Reagan used to say about the mission creep of government…My daddy told me when i could drive not the DMV.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Suds
April 27, 2024 2:44 am

WTF? The back of the seat is too far back for this little fella’s legs to reach with the power to depress the clutch.

A Dolphin Haydn
A Dolphin Haydn
  10ffgrid
April 27, 2024 10:06 am

No way that clutch was depressed that day. It was ecstatic, I guarantee. The torch is passed.

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:58 am

Maybe.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:10 am

You can never have too many tools! a bit like guns.

Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:54 am

The skills tools teach are something a man {or woman} never loses.
But, use the proper tool for the job.
Improvisation can sometimes cause larger problems.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 5:44 pm

Except somehow I ended up with two of the exact same orbital sander

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Suds
April 26, 2024 11:36 pm

The guy on the right is why I was overruled on naming my youngest son Timothy.

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 8:59 am
The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:05 pm

This is what’s known as a DAD.

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:02 am

Nice smile…video edition…one for Arteest,
and anyone else who believes in concealed carry.
Especially women. Good looking ones? Definitely.

AnXmarine
AnXmarine
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:53 am

I like everything about this. But just an observation, you can’t pull this off without boobs.
The lesson here is that guns and big boobs go well together.

Bauls
Bauls
  AnXmarine
April 26, 2024 9:50 pm

Women have so much advantage, with the tits we don’t pay attention to anything else, and most guys would possibly lose their left nut for a woman in trouble…perhaps just me, love the boobs and have a strong urge to protect women (not themen that pretend though)

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
April 26, 2024 5:47 pm

But can she get it out fast enough when needed?

a9racer
a9racer
  Retirednottired
April 26, 2024 8:21 pm

Damn sure beats not having it at all, Pops

Suds
Suds
  a9racer
April 26, 2024 10:11 pm

“…get it out when it’s needed?…”

My thoughts exactly, when urgently having to tap a kidney.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
April 28, 2024 3:26 pm

Yeah, I’m at that age, too.

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:04 am
bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
April 26, 2024 9:05 am

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Thunder
Thunder
  bidenTouchesKids
April 27, 2024 10:37 pm

Turn out Botha was right !

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:05 am

Stand up, and fight to preserve such innocent beauty.

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:07 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 26, 2024 8:59 pm

Happy Birthday!

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:08 am

Hi Red. Penny for your thoughts…

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a9racer
a9racer
  Suds
April 26, 2024 8:23 pm

Oh my

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:03 pm

Penny for your thoughts?

What can I get for everything in my wallet?

Bauls
Bauls
  The True Nolan
April 26, 2024 9:53 pm

My wallets to light for that

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 27, 2024 5:18 am

Wow!

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:11 am

Nice.

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Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:11 am

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:12 am

Well done, groundskeeper / homeowner.
IF this is an actual place, and not an AI generated glimpse of peace.

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Suds
April 26, 2024 10:37 am

Definitely AI because there is no boat dock in sight.

Suds
Suds
  Will the Scot
April 26, 2024 10:47 am

Possibly, but then again, Scotsman…it could be hidden on the chimney side of the abode.
Or, maybe it’s owned by a sweet little old woman who can’t fish, boat, or swim.
But yes, that would be a fine addition to the setting.

H2O
H2O
  Will the Scot
April 27, 2024 1:57 pm

agreed.
look at the roof slope approaching the chimney and where the porch meets the roof – wonky.
along the shoreline – where are the dead trees, or even broken limbs.

Thunder
Thunder
  Will the Scot
April 27, 2024 10:43 pm

Center porch support.. foreground, two sun chairs one seat, sun chair near building is built by DEi as is the porch roof

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Suds
April 28, 2024 10:01 am

What about ‘those’ chair?

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:14 am

NEWS FLASH: The Election Was Stolen. Epstein didn’t kill himself
TAY TAY RELEASES LATEST ALBUM
“The Tortured Poets Department” ………probably a torture for anybody listening to it.
To SAVE Bob P FROM further anguish of listening and writing a review, I have taken one for the team
No I am not brave enough to actually listen to the crap, I have found reviews of people who have.
As one becomes older, wisdom often follows. That’s my excuse anyway.
She has released no less than 4 different versions of her masterpiece, as if one wouldn’t suffice.
Officially it has been classed as a “turkey” so I urge you all, save your money!
Reviews follow: I particularly like the second from last.
My daughter was listening to this today, and whilst I realise as a man in his 40s I am not the target audience, I thought it was bland song after bland song. I struggled to tell when finished and next started

Same here. I tried to give it a chance due to the hype, but my goodness do they all sound the same, and not in a good way. Mediocre whispery singing, heavily auto tuned and echoey, anticlimactic droning melodies, and pious, self-centered lyrics— that’s every single song.

She’s enjoyed 20 years of adoration and praise. She hasn’t evolved lyrically to suit her older fans-the fans who have been loyal to her since her debut. Looks like this will be her downfall.

The most overrated artist of our generation. This is absolute garbage. Always has been, always will be. Sadly as a billionaire it doesn’t matter to her.

This album’s lyrics are juvenile. I’m waiting for Taylor to grow up and take ownership of her actions within a relationship. It’s not always the man’s fault. It takes two to tango. And sometimes things happen and sometimes relationships end. It scares me how many young girls will emulate this kind of broken behavior. Taylor has the power to influence these girls in such a positive way. Not through blaming, whining, retaliation, complaining, drinking, drugs, or a woe-is-me attitude. She needs to do better for both herself and her audience. After all, it’s those young fans that have made her ridiculously wealthy.

Taylor-Swift-The-Tortured-Poets-Department-album-cover

Scot
Scot
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:20 am

The leftist media is still promoting it, claiming the most sales ever.

Student of History
Student of History
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 10:43 am

Thank you for saving me from downloading a pirated copy to review it myself.

nkit
nkit
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 12:09 am

Can’ say that I’ve ever heard one of her songs, and that bothers me not at all.

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
April 27, 2024 4:45 am

Me neither!

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:14 am

In appreciation of ultra fine craftsmanship and stash spots.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:14 am

kirstie-alley-on-potato

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:15 am

Nata-Lee8

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 11:37 am

I suddenly feel the urge to bite.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:16 am

INMHO.

huxley-on-the-population

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:17 am

He misses her joining him for dinner.
Gauging how young she looks, he’s been missing her for a while, too.

Good man.

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:06 pm

She was only 78. But she had the body of a 71 year old!

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:17 am

Visual color blast. Bet it’s warm there.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 27, 2024 10:33 pm

Today 36 celsius in the shade just north of there

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:18 am

Another Suds groan.

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Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 10:02 am

nkit gonna love these groans. His Bolts are struggling right now.

Re: wurst, a few years back I received a sizable portion of left over knackwursts from a catered party. Those were an interesting flavor,
in contrast or comparison to bratwurst, which I’ll enjoy.
Flavored with different emulsifiers, IIRC.
Perhaps HSF can opine. He does that kind of thing creatively.

Best if boiled a bit before grilling.
Liverwurst? Aw, hell no. Just one of those, like head cheese, that
I couldn’t stomach.

There’s a good differential between Italian sausage and Polish kielbasa, too.
Two types of kielbasa, where I come from. Fresh, and smoked.
Smoked has a skin, and a reddish color to it.
Fresh has a casing, and is similar to Italian sausage in appearance.

Not the best of healthy choices for family histories with heart trouble, but,
when taste is the priority over healthy eating, snauseges are quite yummy.

Student of History
Student of History
  Suds
April 26, 2024 10:52 am
Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 27, 2024 4:50 am

Agreed, liverwurst is a hard no, but all the rest I am more than happy to chomp away on.

Thunder
Thunder
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 10:57 pm

You should try the spiced Turkish beef sausage called Sukuk, fried with eggs Sunnyside up and mushroom/ tomatoes.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:18 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:19 am

corpses-of-good-guys

Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 10:06 am

Yup. Cue up Cooper’s “Welcome To My Nightmare”

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:19 am

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Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:20 am

…loves this picture! Look at the smile on that child’s face. And Mom’s too.
Simply a beautiful photograph; a captured moment in time. Sweet.

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Bauls
Bauls
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 10:56 pm

So wish I could even have 10% of that joy, but things might get better, we will see

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds...
April 27, 2024 4:52 am

A feel good moment for sure. You can’t buy this!

Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:20 am

Most probably N.A.

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Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:20 am

One of my favorite films

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fujigm
fujigm
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 5:30 pm

Warships burning off the shoulder of Orion…

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:21 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 10:22 am

Making a cat where a cartoon character outfit every day would be the only reason I would ever tolerate a cat ever again.

Tigger
Tigger
  YourAverageJoe
April 27, 2024 4:54 am

YAJ, well that’s a start! does one detect a softening for our furry friends?
Laughing!

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:22 am

Clorox warning!

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 11:41 am

The circus is in town next week. Try them.

Dixon Sider
Dixon Sider
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 5:51 pm

What a waste of what probably started out as a beautiful white woman.

Bauls
Bauls
  Dixon Sider
April 26, 2024 10:58 pm

Agreed, if you look hard there was lots of potential back in the day

Bauls
Bauls
  Bauls
April 26, 2024 11:03 pm

Also, wtf? I don’t get the demon tattoos and wiered piercings all over the place. Looks like she got cash somehow, the car interior looks nice

Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:23 am
todd
todd
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 11:21 am

he gonna get a sticker or something going around not wearing shoes like that

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 11:43 am

Yeah, well, I subdued a disgusting spider last night. So there.

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 11:05 pm

I killed me like 20-30 ants that wanted to be refugees yesterday, my thumb said no

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:23 am

avy02v5-460swp

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 10:25 am

#19 is easy if you leave them in the kitty carrier.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:09 pm

There are no Christian cats

Bauls
Bauls
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 11:08 pm

You can always leave the lid on in a 5 gal bucket, just saying joe

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 11:49 am
  1. Never tell your mom your dad let you have a sip of his beer or you’ll never get another. – Mitch, 7
  2. Never tell your dad his brother slept in her room with her when he was away or he’ll move out. – Ellen – 9
Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:23 am
bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Suds...
April 27, 2024 11:17 pm

From the looks of the glass, this wasn’t Rovo”s first encounter with other critters.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:23 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:24 am

avyp-N7-W-460swp

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 2:36 pm

You’re right

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:25 am

avyp-Po-O-460swp

Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 10:09 am

Whoa!, on the red lingerie model, Tigs.

I’m going to complement that one with this one, k? Alluring.

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
April 26, 2024 8:09 pm

A downvote for this beauty, but not for the skinny chick in red?!?!

Bauls
Bauls
  Retirednottired
April 26, 2024 11:12 pm

Dude you never know what the downvote is going in to do, sometimes they even miss some of bobs posts. I feel bad for them that they miss some of the stuff that is funny or some of the hot ones

Tigger
Tigger
  Retirednottired
April 27, 2024 5:01 am

People can find fault where there is none!

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 27, 2024 4:58 am

No complaints from me, very nice.