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No medical benefits but, with all the free weed, you won’t care about all the things going wrong with you since your third booster.
I have not smoked in years. In the past anytime I was sick, i would smoke some weed and I always felt WAY better.
On Getting Older – II…
At the hospital I learned that I’m now under six feet–I’m shrinking!–but at least my eyes are now closer to the cleavage.
But you can always bend over a bit for closer inspection, the view from top is most glorious
You’ll be just fine, little fella’.
“So, what’s your point, Sweetheart?”
Which is why girls are much more likely to go off the rails.
And the city found out and bestowed a $3000 property tax bill on me.
Damn you got off easy
These days, that probably costs as much as my first house did!
Is negative zero a thing? Cause I think it would apply here
Hell, I would live in that. I lived in a kids treehouse for a couple weeks when I was a teenager.
You too?
Huh, I guess it was more common than I thought.
It was great till the fucking cops rescued the damsel in distress.
Be a neat cottage, a weekender.
That 4-Gen’s Drinkin’ picture is phenomenal, Student. Great find.
That is a great photo. I guess the mom vetoed beer for the baby.
Gramps ain’t drinkin’.
Even good looking pups occasionally fail…
Reminds me of my sable-coated German Shepherd when he was in a playful mood – he’d often do likewise with his bed, though he rarely fell.
First, a Disney Prince these days is likely a fag. Second, if I convert to Hinduism, can I come back as a beer bottle?
I can relate to this!
8. Bidenisasenilepervert.com.
Only one meaning to that….
That’s not a bad name. It’s an accurate one.
There was (maybe still is) a Christian radio station in Albuquerque with the call letters KLYT (because it was relating to the Light of God, of course). Yea, well, I asked a coworker (regular church goer) WHY on earth would anyone name a radio station “clit”?? Boy, did I get a dirty look.
The station still uses the “KLYT” call letters to this day.
Loved Benny Hill
Comedy gold
Well if your married the statement is trrue
One can dream, eh?
Every night! but as yet no success.
Even better if they are walking toward the gallows.
That’s almost a wet dream.
A great bud, fer sure, dude.
Aim To Be One!
I tried to give them what they asked for, and I discovered they didn’t really want something long and hard as the coppers escorted me to jail.
At least I got my homework done…
The common denominator…….the wife.
Is this the story of Hillary before she met Bill?
It’s the heart you fool!
The telltale heart!
Who the fuck was the wife? Hillary Clinton?
Do I have the job for you!
There’s a “legs over the shoulders” joke in there somewhere.
What are you? An anti-Chinkite?
And what’s with all the whaling? Whales deserve to live too!
Sorry, not the great wall. Isn’t this wall in Jeruselem?
Yes, I know we’re in the early pages, and typically, most of the T&A gets put up by the afternoon shift, and shows up on pages N of say p6 or p7.
Still there’s humor in this cleavage.
No offense, to those with eye probs.
Sometimes you’re the windshield, and sometimes you’re the bug.
Hahahahahaaha
When you only have enough money to get one of them done.
The Marty Feldman of boobs.
Also acceptable is an Aggravation.
How about a Management of Karen’s?
That’s okay, it’s just a Prius.
moon landing practice video.
CIA spy palm.
AI hurricane
MSM screws up another photoshop
A pureblood stance, directed at the tainted bloods…Just Sayin’…
As soon as they explain the science behind a virus that can get through masks walking in a restaurant but not sitting in a restaurant (even though the pores in the mask are a thousand times bigger than the virus), they’ll get to your science, buddy.
Draw a line.
too late! the spike proteins are still churning and killing immune systems in all that too the mRNA.
My dearest wish is that I will still be around to see somebody pay for this genocide.
Same, and UnVaxed
The mRNA versions(which is all but the J&J jab) spread through the exchange of bodily fluids. If you didn’t get the jab, but french kiss(amongst other actions) someone who did, you got it. If you get a blood transfusion, odds are you got it.
Many who think they are pureblood are not.
Amen, brother.
And I’m overwhelmed that so many people believe CO2 is bad for the planet.
Like broccoli compares to bronchi,
some species of tomato have the appearance of the heart’s chambers.
Cross section of a carrot diameter looks like the human eye, too.
And a peeled banana looks like…well, we won’t go there.
Looks like a Pantene shampoo bottle.
and our atmosphere is overwhelmed with a staggering 0.04% of CO2 gas!
Yeah, THAT Science FACT Never gets much Press
you have an engineering education. you have an advantage as we did not discuss scientific method used for what they call science. ours is hard facts based. I had a young engineer that drove out to a compressor site and worried about the amount of gas the pickup truck used when the compressor site has three RB211s gas turbines at full throttle. her trip was an absolute drop in the bucket but she believe that communism is the cure for CO2
she is welcome to go to Venezuela and see how it is working out in real life.
As above, so below. The Creator is efficient in the design used over and over again. Just look at the Golden Spiral used throughout nature.
Yes but the creator is unknown. It is not knowable. So all religions are false prophets. And of course false prophets will sacrifice anyone for their cause. They cannot accept the truth of uncertainty
But if you know about 3 of them, that’s 4.
And the fifth is my wife.
Well, how to put this diplomatically, doc? Because, as long as I’m not hurting anyone, what I do is none of their damn business!
👍🏻💯👍🏻
myob
maybe he doesn’t want Biden to know that he wants to shower with his daughter too? or please his “Playmate” wife in bed??
And Einstein was a fraud who liked to wear women’s clothing and married his cousin twice.
Especially the one of me at the gates of heaven saying, “Sorry, no. You got too into the dank memes.”
And you thought the toothpick that pierced your hand was bad.
i was ok with a just little hair growing on my palms…
Reminds me of a fungus called “dead man’s fingers.”
Wrong color
I never played Mario Brothers, but I’d have tossed the midget at the mushroom.
“And that made me proud of Ashley.”
My theory Is that Mitch Hedberg stole his deliver and style from George Thorogood. Listen to his delivery and then one bourbon one scotch one beer
Still was legit af and a legend!
Maff is racist
Damn! That’s even worse than Joetato!
OMG…that’s worse than a fold-over.
I’ve seen more hair on a toilet seat.
-> Ditch the comb, and use a razor & cream on your melon.
Either way, Acceptance is a virtue. Denial isn’t a river in Egypt.
Ingrish?
Let this not be you, when TSHTF, and your neighborhood tribe bands together to fight off the evil invaders.
Compact Blunderbuss. Good for taking out a bunch of people in close quarters. Just takes to long to reload.
Needs a bump stock.
I was in the French Foreign Legion.
In Chad.
Killing Marxist niggers.
Why?
What’s a resume? I think I made one over 30 years ago.
Boy have I heard some interesting gaps in resumes! Most of the people with gaps were better than the people with 10 different jobs in 8 years.