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Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:25 am

When you are all out of luck!

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 11:58 am

Betcha he’s second guessing that chili he had last night.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:04 pm

just when you are thinking things can’t get any worse

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 1:25 pm

McCain in training.

Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:26 am

One for small, skinny guys.
Other men prefer much more cushion for pushin’. Moar curves.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 10:15 am

Thank you

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 11:47 am

Speak for yourself …

anonymous
anonymous
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 11:54 am

How to tell people you – yourself – are obese without stating directly you are obese

Suds
Suds
  anonymous
April 26, 2024 1:15 pm

Can’t get anything past you, sport. Ya got me. Obese. Yup. Yuge.

mtnbob
mtnbob
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 4:53 pm

At 40 she’ll still look good – the cushiony ones – probably not, just saggy

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Suds...
April 27, 2024 9:36 am

Slender, but beautifully curvy. Lovely girl.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:26 am

It’s a start.

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 11:55 am

Somebody suggested that the entire US budget and all revenues, etc. should be put on Blockchain, so at ANY MOMENT, ANY CITIZEN could see EXACTLY where the money came from and where it has gone. Not CBDCs and their tyranny, but the traceability mechanism of blockchain only.

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 11:59 am

I have a better idea. Fire the works of them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 12:46 pm

at

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 3:24 pm

Well, you know from my previous posts that I agree 100%. Just saying. Even Ron Paul, who wants the Fed abolished, still wants an audit so people can fully see the history of their crimespree.

Bauls
Bauls
  MrLiberty
April 26, 2024 11:18 pm

Shit, I just passed out after holding my breath, I need a new hobby

The Devils' Advocate
The Devils' Advocate
  Bob P
April 27, 2024 3:57 am

Hang, not fire.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 1:31 pm

“Unpopular opinion” ??? SUPER-popular !

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:27 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 12:01 pm

I’ll talk dirty to you. Mud, dirt, dust, grime, slime, grease. Horny yet?

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 11:19 pm

Hope there’s no crabs if she that infested

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:27 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 12:03 pm

Well I could be referring to the city in Canada, big mouth.

Then why don’t you just drive me across the Atlantic, then?

Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:28 am

I’ve never seen such a creature before. Wild looking face and head.
Anybody I.D. this type of owl / bird?
AA?
Anyone?

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:45 am

Goblin hawk.

Ed
Ed
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 10:08 am

Harpy Eagle

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 10:08 am

Harpee Eagle

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 5:15 pm

Harpy Eagle

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 5:59 pm

Moth man

Jimmy Shabimmel
Jimmy Shabimmel
  Suds...
April 27, 2024 12:26 am

harpy eagle, the terror of sloths and monkeys throughout south america

Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:28 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 12:47 pm

Why is it We only get a hot looking, classy First Lady every 60 years?

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 5:38 pm

‘Cause the rest are dudes..

Bauls
Bauls
  fujigm
April 26, 2024 11:23 pm

Big mike is most definitely a super hot women, I heard about it every day for 8 years, they just got busy and forgot to publish pics of an actual model

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 12:05 pm

Well, he’s a better artist than I anyway.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 8:37 pm

Music from Spirited Away:

Suds
Suds
  The True Nolan
April 26, 2024 10:21 pm

Damn, Nolan. Good catch.

The Devils' Advocate
The Devils' Advocate
  Suds...
April 27, 2024 4:00 am

Two of Gods’ gifts.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:29 am

Just because. A toast to BP and FF!

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Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 10:50 am

Clink!

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 12:08 pm

Back at you, Tigger, assuming I get the bigger glass (and assuming BP doesn’t refer to blood pressure, though I can’t think of a reason to toast that).

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 11:32 pm

I first assumed it was a toast to my actual initials, but then I thought it was British petroleum. Oh well, we need bob here, as last week was a little rough work wise and ol bob wasn’t here for his random bs. We need to protect this international man of mystery

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 5:11 pm

To Y’all

Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:30 am
Bob P
Bob P
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 12:10 pm

That’s great, but I can’t help thinking of Wile E Coyote and expecting a hydrant or anvil in there.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:07 pm

the one I had ate it’s own warm fresh shit (and the other dogs) when it wasn’t digging up and chewing the cable and phone lines in the back yard.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds...
April 27, 2024 5:09 am

They are just play machines! there only failing is that they literally will eat anything!
A superb family dog!

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:31 am

Not a fan of poor behavior albeit adult or child.However it made me smile.

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The Devils' Advocate
The Devils' Advocate
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 4:03 am

I gotta remember that one. Thanks.

Anonymous on my work phone
Anonymous on my work phone
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 2:14 pm

I like to tell the out of control ones “Your mother’s looking for you and she said you can have anything you want.”

Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:31 am

IMO, a worthy renovation project that ought to be funded.

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Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:32 am

Hi Red.

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Suds...
Suds...
April 26, 2024 9:32 am

Another beautiful picture.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 12:15 pm

Yeah, we had four, and though my wife and I will never travel the world with how expensive they were, we wouldn’t trade them for the world.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 2:14 pm

The upvote is mine. What idiot downvotes having children?

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Anon y mous
April 26, 2024 6:01 pm

Bob has a hater.

Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte_Volens
April 26, 2024 9:53 pm

I might be up to 3 haters now judging by the last 3 pages. I can confidently say I have the most haters on FF, and I would like to thank my haters for making me number 1. I’ll do my best to continue earning your hate as the weeks go by.

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 11:36 pm

I kinda want to down you just to boost your ego 😉

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 5:44 pm

You don’t have to travel the world, Bob.
You’ve made your own.
And it gets bigger when they have kids.
And if you’re really lucky, when your grandkids have kids.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds...
April 26, 2024 10:34 pm

Wonder how much he’ll be paying in child support + alimony.

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 11:42 pm

Shit if she a good woman, and she looks like hopefully she is, she gets damn near your whole paycheck, as long as it doesn’t go for stupid crap,then you happy to do it… For the right one of course

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Anonymous
April 27, 2024 9:48 am

That you and I had the same thought is a reflection of the sad state of affairs in the West.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:33 am

I’m blaming Suds, he started it.

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Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 10:11 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 27, 2024 5:13 am

My thoughts exactly.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:34 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 12:16 pm

It’s not what it looks like. You see I ate the cone last night and . . .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 5:15 pm

Not after he sat on it?

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:34 am

Protect them, dammit. Otherwise, millstones and deep water.

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Suds
Suds
  Suds
April 26, 2024 11:17 am

This is why they need protection from monsters.

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
April 26, 2024 11:51 am
Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
April 26, 2024 12:18 pm

Now arrest the parents, too.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Suds
April 26, 2024 2:15 pm

Perverts being perverts? I’m shocked!

I got a name
I got a name
  Suds
April 26, 2024 3:48 pm

Why do single white women insist on “exposing” their children to men in dresses that insist on having children for their audience?

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Suds
April 26, 2024 3:58 pm

Kid’s got far more common sense than the “birthing parent”.

Or do the fags & shemales find the word “parent” also offensive?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Suds
April 27, 2024 9:49 am

Imagine that….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 26, 2024 9:08 pm

8 MILLION just disappear worldwide every year. Where do you ostriches think they go???

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:34 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 12:19 pm

Try as I might, I couldn’t find this church.

redbird
redbird
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 4:13 pm

look harder Bob, it’s hidden by the bush!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  redbird
April 26, 2024 5:18 pm

Come as you are

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:35 am

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 12:48 pm

Just call her: “Hotdog Down the Hallway.”

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Tigger
April 28, 2024 3:41 pm

That’s only 1.4 minutes per…sandwich.

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:35 am

If I could get this amazing photo laser printed onto a white tee, I would.

Why so special?

Squint your eyes. Do you see Him?

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 26, 2024 11:30 am

It’s Jesus. How the heck does that happen. They is zero chance this was planned.

Mode Z
Mode Z
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 3:19 pm

Fake picture. Look at the hands and the car in background.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Mode Z
April 27, 2024 8:59 pm

Yup. A.I.

I got a name
I got a name
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 3:52 pm

The cars wheels are manipulated and therefore so is the rest.

redbird
redbird
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 4:22 pm

thought this was crazy and can’t explain how/why but I also see it and guess it’s over for me too? well, good to be on the right side? after looking around I DO think it is planned to fool the brain. the black car is obviously photoshopped!

todd
todd
  Suds
April 26, 2024 11:30 am

you can just blink real fast and see Him as well

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
April 26, 2024 12:23 pm

That’s amazing. I now adore pretty women even more.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 26, 2024 5:22 pm

JESUS!!!!!

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Suds
April 26, 2024 6:03 pm

Is it one of the Doobie Brothers?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Suds
April 27, 2024 2:12 am

Weird, looking at my phone screen with the top tilted away I can clearly see the intended optical illusion, on my 19″ monitor not so.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:36 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 12:27 pm

Just watch your wallet when there are brown sharks around.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Bob P
April 27, 2024 12:49 pm

Mud sharks?

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:36 am

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Suds
Suds
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 10:13 am

I think that’s a meme photo of JQ as a lad.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:36 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 8:38 pm

It takes a seriously sick fuck to downvvote a dog overcoming cancer. Whoever you are go elsewhere, you are not wanted here.

Grifter
Grifter
  Retirednottired
April 29, 2024 11:23 am

Maybe they’re down voting for another reason such as “beating” cancer. What if it was something different.
Better to do what one can and then not care what others think online

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:01 pm

That face just says love.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 10:48 pm

Stelfonta?

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:37 am

Fresh drink to hand and ready to upload some more…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:29 pm

Mrs. Red Green?

I got a name
I got a name
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 3:53 pm

That’s cause he didn’t go big dollar and use black duct tape.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 8:39 pm

Must be hard being married to such an idiot.

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
April 27, 2024 6:25 am

Duct tape the answer to the worlds problems.

hammie
hammie
  Student of History
April 27, 2024 8:29 pm

Flex Seal would have worked.

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:37 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:29 pm

No I’m not, because I ain’t listening to anything they say.

I got a name
I got a name
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 3:55 pm

Say hello to Bat, Shit and Crazy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  I got a name
April 26, 2024 5:26 pm

What is it?

redbird
redbird
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 4:30 pm

just get delirious over tats and purple hair. the girls on the left and right are either the same girl or twins, probably more photoshop!
All this new AI and photo stuff is making me doubtful even when I look in the mirror?

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:37 am

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clbrto
clbrto
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 12:42 pm

France is the ONLY country in which I purchased a bottle of wine, and it was spoiled

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:38 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:33 pm

She said as she mused, “Thank Allah Ibrahim slipped out the back door in time, although I did marry him for an hour.”

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:38 am

Looks AI generated, but still.
Framed, it would be a decent pic to display in a room with grays, whites, and black tones.
Just my opinion.
Majestic, intelligent creatures.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
April 27, 2024 6:26 am

Superb.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:38 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
April 26, 2024 12:34 pm

Sorry, dear, it stopped working as soon as you turned 65.

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:38 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:38 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:38 am

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Ned
Ned
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 10:28 am

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”― George Carlin

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:39 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:39 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 5:30 pm

It ain’t a problem
Just a situation

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Student of History
April 27, 2024 4:24 pm

A democrat in space …….

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:39 am

Our Creator knew how to display tie dyed art way before 60’s hippies.

Another one for you, Dani.

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Grifter
Grifter
  Suds
April 29, 2024 11:25 am

By create filters people use, I guess

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:39 am

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Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 6:07 pm

They haven’t detected mine.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Student of History
April 27, 2024 2:17 am

AdGuard + NoScript = no ads.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:39 am

And that’s when the argument started!

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:40 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:40 pm

But don’t worry, the state will cover your room and board for several years.

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:40 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 3:35 pm

Are you sure it’s name isn’t Kamala?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 6:36 pm

Hmm, … perhaps I should reconsider my position on robots and AI.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 8:47 pm

Hmm. Metal jaws, metal teeth..hard pass.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:40 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:41 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:41 pm

At least let him finish.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:41 am

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:41 am
Grifter
Grifter
  Suds
April 29, 2024 11:27 am

I would down vote but panties would be I’m a bunch. Look up the links between parasites from animals and issues children develop as they age. (Same with vaxxes)
Unless you de worm don’t allow that

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:41 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:44 am

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Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:41 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:41 am

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SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  Student of History
April 27, 2024 1:33 pm

Crap in her litter box & toss litter everywhere

H2O
H2O
  Student of History
April 27, 2024 9:02 pm

my GSD – runs 5 km with me, swims 100 yard pond with ease, herds cattle, rescues calves from coyotes, guards property 24/7/365.

my cat – shits in a box.

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 9:41 am

N.A. – II

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:42 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:44 pm

Just note that this doesn’t work with your wife.

Tigger
Tigger
April 26, 2024 9:42 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 9:42 am

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