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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 11:50 am

hat tip J. Wilder

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 11:50 am

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 11:51 am

Clams on the beach. Ahem.

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Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  Suds
April 27, 2024 8:42 am

i love clams

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 11:54 am

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:01 pm

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 12:09 pm

Oh, oh say. Can you see? That the thong’s really tight.
What so proudly she sailed, thighs right; in my eye’s: gleaming.
True broad’s stripes and bright stars thru the pair o’er hips; white.
O’er her girl parts we watched, we’re so gallantly beaming.

And the Puritan’s mean stare? Thumbs down bursting in here.
Gave proof, though our sight, that our fags are still queer.

Oh, oh say does that new fangled grammar bee-ee-hay-aiyve,
O’er the mandates of P.C., and the home, of less brave.

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 12:14 pm

This one made me laugh. Thx, Woodie.

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redbird
redbird
  Suds
April 26, 2024 5:15 pm

don’t blame the driver. they are all under recall for sticking accelerator pedals!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  redbird
April 26, 2024 6:06 pm

The driver didn’t buy it for the sticking accelerator pedal … but for the virtue signaling …

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  redbird
April 26, 2024 9:24 pm

They should be under recall for being so damn ugly.

Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 12:17 pm

Introducing Ms. Helen Grube.

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Suds
Suds
April 26, 2024 12:21 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:23 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Rise Up
April 28, 2024 6:21 am

Perfect hip to waist ratio,

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:20 pm

Add some bacon, and I agree.

Tigger
Tigger
  Bob P
April 27, 2024 7:29 am

Who mentioned bacon?

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 7:30 pm

At this point in my life I would even settle for a cold fuck and a good beer.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 9:26 pm

I’m game!

T4C
T4C
April 26, 2024 12:25 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 1:26 pm

My special world has me surrounded by nine-year old girls who smell nice and feel the hair on my legs, and I shower with my daughter, and I share my Uncle Bosie and Corn Pop with cannibals . . . what was the question again?

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:27 pm
Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:29 pm

Ms Anzai, I see you forgot your blouse again. Keep that up and you’re well on your way to a promotion.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Bob P
April 27, 2024 1:12 pm

Ditch the pasty next time.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Rise Up
April 27, 2024 1:21 am

A most worthy addition to the Khaan’s harem, send her directly to Karakorum where I eagerly await her arrival .

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Rise Up
April 27, 2024 7:41 pm

She looks a little cross-eyed, but not a deal breaker. I could get use to it, for sure.

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:30 pm

I know we only need one ball girl, but dammit, I’m hiring you all.

Tigger
Tigger
  Rise Up
April 27, 2024 7:31 am

Cheeky!

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 1:31 pm

You would be, too, if your hole ached all day. (That deserves some down votes.)

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 9:28 pm

Yes, yes it does.

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:32 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:37 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:40 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:42 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:43 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:38 pm

You’re flaunting it well, Paige.
Augusta may not approve, but I sure do.
Damn!
Mighty fine, Lass. Mighty fine.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 4:28 pm

AMEN!!

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Rise Up
April 27, 2024 1:13 pm

C’mon baby, let’s do the Twist!

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:45 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 4:31 pm

Let Me Put My Love Into You

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 12:46 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:49 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 12:51 pm

Relief pitcher checking in. Will toss a few and be back later.
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 12:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 1:58 pm

Though hammering them might make you fell better.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 12:52 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 1:13 pm

That’s the EXACT clock they used to wake me up on my first full day of boot camp. Ahh…memories!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 1:59 pm

Thank you for your sacrifice Anon

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 12:52 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:53 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 6:10 pm

And just why in holy hell would you want or need beer if you’ve got a good woman? Seriously …

a9racer
a9racer
  Anthony Aaron
April 26, 2024 9:32 pm

She can drink until I am good looking

Texozzy8
Texozzy8
  a9racer
April 30, 2024 5:13 pm

Touche’

The Devils' Advocate
The Devils' Advocate
  Rise Up
April 28, 2024 2:06 am

And freaks with tats never look good. (I will never change that opinion)

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 12:54 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 2:01 pm

If you are an illegal immigrant, you may stay.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 12:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 8:00 pm

Mam you’re insane

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 12:54 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 4:22 pm

Let me guess, leftist looney-versity grads with their BSC.
Bat Shit Crazy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 5:02 pm

Too stoopid to live…

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 7:34 pm

They should have stuck with pure theory. Existence proofs can get tricky.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 9:35 pm

Somehow, I can’t feel sorry for them.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 12:55 pm

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T4C
T4C
April 26, 2024 12:56 pm
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  T4C
April 26, 2024 4:37 pm

LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Tigger
Tigger
  T4C
April 27, 2024 7:37 am

Good old “uncle Tom” That was funny.

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:57 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:44 pm

Somebody owns a Gulfstream 7 and likes a travel companion who eats healthy.

The Devils' Advocate
The Devils' Advocate
  Suds
April 28, 2024 2:11 am

And seriously works out.

Bob P
Bob P
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 2:16 pm

I tired to impress her by telling her I fly coach on Air Canada. When she stops laughing I’ll tell you whether it worked.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 3:16 pm

WAAAAAAAAAY outta my league.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Will the Scot
April 26, 2024 6:11 pm

… and she’d be the first to let you know …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 3:38 pm

Her benefactor did not kill himself.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 10:25 pm

Not in my budget

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Rise Up
April 28, 2024 6:20 am

Stunning. She looks like it would be extremely expensive to keep her happy

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 12:58 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 2:17 pm

I’ve seen those curves before, but bring them back again and again!

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:03 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:07 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 4:42 pm

Absolutely phenomenal!!

I’d do her – and her laundry @ WLO!

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:12 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:16 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:24 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 6:13 pm

Looks like an AI pic … what with the spray-on skin texture and such …

hammie
hammie
  Anthony Aaron
April 27, 2024 11:26 pm

There aren’t any knuckles on her fingers.

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:33 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:45 pm

Like your tastes in pretty women, Riser. Well done today.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Suds
April 26, 2024 1:56 pm

I’ll drink to that…thx Suds.

The Devils' Advocate
The Devils' Advocate
  Suds
April 28, 2024 2:14 am

God yes Suds. GOOD JOB!

Rise Up
Rise Up
April 26, 2024 1:39 pm

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The Devils' Advocate
The Devils' Advocate
  Rise Up
April 28, 2024 2:15 am

You too Rise up. Thanks!

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 1:55 pm

Today’s “modern” women…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
April 26, 2024 2:19 pm

At least Bauls lasted two minutes.

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
April 27, 2024 9:45 am

Yeah, had to think of baseball for that marathon of time

Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 1:55 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
April 26, 2024 1:56 pm

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