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hat tip J. Wilder
Clams on the beach. Ahem.
i love clams
Oh, oh say. Can you see? That the thong’s really tight.
What so proudly she sailed, thighs right; in my eye’s: gleaming.
True broad’s stripes and bright stars thru the pair o’er hips; white.
O’er her girl parts we watched, we’re so gallantly beaming.
And the Puritan’s mean stare? Thumbs down bursting in here.
Gave proof, though our sight, that our fags are still queer.
Oh, oh say does that new fangled grammar bee-ee-hay-aiyve,
O’er the mandates of P.C., and the home, of less brave.
This one made me laugh. Thx, Woodie.
don’t blame the driver. they are all under recall for sticking accelerator pedals!
The driver didn’t buy it for the sticking accelerator pedal … but for the virtue signaling …
They should be under recall for being so damn ugly.
Introducing Ms. Helen Grube.
Perfect hip to waist ratio,
Add some bacon, and I agree.
Who mentioned bacon?
At this point in my life I would even settle for a cold fuck and a good beer.
I’m game!
My special world has me surrounded by nine-year old girls who smell nice and feel the hair on my legs, and I shower with my daughter, and I share my Uncle Bosie and Corn Pop with cannibals . . . what was the question again?
Ms Anzai, I see you forgot your blouse again. Keep that up and you’re well on your way to a promotion.
Ditch the pasty next time.
A most worthy addition to the Khaan’s harem, send her directly to Karakorum where I eagerly await her arrival .
She looks a little cross-eyed, but not a deal breaker. I could get use to it, for sure.
I know we only need one ball girl, but dammit, I’m hiring you all.
Cheeky!
You would be, too, if your hole ached all day. (That deserves some down votes.)
Yes, yes it does.
You’re flaunting it well, Paige.
Augusta may not approve, but I sure do.
Damn!
Mighty fine, Lass. Mighty fine.
AMEN!!
C’mon baby, let’s do the Twist!
Let Me Put My Love Into You
Relief pitcher checking in. Will toss a few and be back later.
Though hammering them might make you fell better.
That’s the EXACT clock they used to wake me up on my first full day of boot camp. Ahh…memories!
Thank you for your sacrifice Anon
And just why in holy hell would you want or need beer if you’ve got a good woman? Seriously …
She can drink until I am good looking
Touche’
And freaks with tats never look good. (I will never change that opinion)
If you are an illegal immigrant, you may stay.
Mam you’re insane
Let me guess, leftist looney-versity grads with their BSC.
Bat Shit Crazy.
Too stoopid to live…
They should have stuck with pure theory. Existence proofs can get tricky.
Somehow, I can’t feel sorry for them.
LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Good old “uncle Tom” That was funny.
Somebody owns a Gulfstream 7 and likes a travel companion who eats healthy.
And seriously works out.
I tired to impress her by telling her I fly coach on Air Canada. When she stops laughing I’ll tell you whether it worked.
WAAAAAAAAAY outta my league.
… and she’d be the first to let you know …
Her benefactor did not kill himself.
Not in my budget
Stunning. She looks like it would be extremely expensive to keep her happy
I’ve seen those curves before, but bring them back again and again!
Absolutely phenomenal!!
I’d do her – and her laundry @ WLO!
Looks like an AI pic … what with the spray-on skin texture and such …
There aren’t any knuckles on her fingers.
Like your tastes in pretty women, Riser. Well done today.
I’ll drink to that…thx Suds.
God yes Suds. GOOD JOB!
You too Rise up. Thanks!
Today’s “modern” women…
At least Bauls lasted two minutes.
Yeah, had to think of baseball for that marathon of time