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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:33 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 2:50 pm

When Harry started questioning buying a wood-burning stove for his Manhattan loft.

Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
April 27, 2024 7:00 pm

Scaffolds arrived

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:34 pm

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Some Stoner
Some Stoner
  nkit
May 2, 2024 4:15 am

Are you a bot? Do you have other bots like your posts?

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 2:52 pm

If only our politicians were this smart.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 2:53 pm

Did you hear Kaley got poked five times at the party?

Matman
Matman
  Bob P
April 30, 2024 7:43 pm

Yeah, and the last one hurt…..

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 2:55 pm

There will not be a second date.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 7:26 pm

That thing has a penis I wouldn’t want a second date

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 9:52 pm

you’re a pussy!

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 10:17 pm

No penis there, brohan.
But she could probably drop you on your back.
Definitely my flavor….

Grifter
Grifter
  nkit
April 29, 2024 10:58 am

It was already broken. Watch at the beginning

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 2:56 pm

Join us for Fat Fuck Karaoke!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:58 pm

See the $98 million Congressional restroom on your next tour.

SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  YourAverageJoe
April 28, 2024 10:28 am

Probably drains to the water fountain.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:00 pm

See the $250 million Congressional clock on your next tour.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:41 pm

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
April 27, 2024 6:52 pm

Them again –

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:42 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:42 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 3:02 pm

I’d have gone with, “May I fill the emptiness in you, darling?”

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 10:21 pm

Don’t say it Bob.
It’s usually a void that can never be filled, but still sucks in everything around it.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  fujigm
April 27, 2024 12:01 am

The Void – Mike McClure

The Void · Mike McClure

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  YourAverageJoe
April 27, 2024 1:31 pm
nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:02 pm

I say if they can’t work an escalator let nature take its course.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 3:03 pm

Oh, that’s hot.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:43 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:43 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
April 26, 2024 9:22 pm

That may be illegal. So?

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
April 26, 2024 11:32 pm

no hooks…

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  nkit
April 27, 2024 7:33 pm

That’s actually pretty smart.

Grifter
Grifter
  Old Sailor USS JFK
April 29, 2024 11:02 am

Chandelier rigs are used often by losers for bass
Much like spider rigging for crappie in the south
Or all front facing sonar.
Let’s all x Ray the lake and play video games instead of knowing how to fish and cull all the best fish
Retard cheatin’ ass fags

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:04 pm

Please tell me Chuck Schumer was driving that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 9:42 pm

Ted Kennedy…but he escaped

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 10:43 pm

Mary Jo did not

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:44 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:45 pm

I remember my Dad tapping out a Morse code message from his HAM radio shack key when I was a kid.

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 10:23 pm

Do you remember the Heathkits?

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  YourAverageJoe
April 27, 2024 7:05 pm

My grandfather was a Morse-key telegraph operator for Santa Fe Railroad for 47 years. I still have his key set.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 9:43 pm

and that annoying dial up noise you had to listen to only to have it fail to connect

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:44 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:46 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 2:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:47 pm

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averagejoe53
averagejoe53
  nkit
April 27, 2024 6:34 am

Lithium mining in China for electric vehicle batteries.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  averagejoe53
April 27, 2024 5:41 pm

Negative, lignite mining machine outside of NWE Neurath (north of Köln).

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:07 pm

“Don’t worry,” said the global warming alarmist, “that’s just an EV on fire.”

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:48 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 1, 2024 11:58 am

Almost got it between the eyes……..

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:48 pm

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Bruce
Bruce
  nkit
April 27, 2024 2:16 pm

Pigeons in the hood showing their wealth.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:49 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 28, 2024 7:50 pm

What about the smell?

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  YourAverageJoe
April 28, 2024 11:55 pm

She’s not that lazy. She still takes showers.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:09 pm

Those bastards are still playing?

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 27, 2024 11:42 pm

China.

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