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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:15 pm
Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 7:41 pm

This is what happens when a drunk guy motorboats his wife at a wedding reception.

H2O
H2O
  Bob P
April 27, 2024 11:25 pm

This is Bob as a young kid and his brother attempting to pull out that loose front tooth.

Matman
Matman
  H2O
May 1, 2024 1:42 pm

I guess that was before they realized they had the wrong tooth……..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:15 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 7:43 pm

Not that they’d believe me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 9:56 pm

they’d rather look ignorant than admit they were wrong

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:16 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
April 27, 2024 12:18 pm

Facts are inconvenient to the masses, it’s all about feelings now.
Heaven forbid that they might say “I made a mistake”

Crawdadd
Crawdadd
  Tigger
April 27, 2024 9:22 pm

I’ve made gobs of mistake, but not that one.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  USA Cowboy
April 27, 2024 10:46 pm

But not a single one of them is a big name well known athlete. Weird huh?

Matman
Matman
  Glock-N-Load
May 1, 2024 1:43 pm

the big pharma cull is not over yet……..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:16 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 10:12 pm

My dad ate her…

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:16 pm

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Bugatti Chiron

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:17 pm
Gregabob
Gregabob
  USA Cowboy
April 27, 2024 7:09 pm

Little fellow having fun chasing Guinea Fowl. Fun fact-Guinea eggs are similar in shape and size to chicken eggs, but have much harder shells. Bring one to an eggs toss contest and win with a ‘ringer’. They taste the same as chicken eggs too.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:18 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
April 27, 2024 12:19 pm

Clever boy , multi tasking!

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
April 28, 2024 4:24 am

What’s he laying?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  AnalogMan
April 28, 2024 8:36 pm

Jeez, grammar police.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:18 pm

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SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  nkit
April 28, 2024 11:53 am

Real FAFO Badass

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 26, 2024 9:57 pm

who wears black shoes with a white wedding dress

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:19 pm

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Scot
Scot
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:34 pm

Over 200 billion now

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 10:20 pm

Mitch needs a one way ticket on Pinochet Air Charter Service (PACS) !!!

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:20 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:20 pm
nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:21 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
April 27, 2024 12:21 pm

Magic!

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 7:53 pm

Was it ever awkward when he turned and licked the guy’s head.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:23 pm

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SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  nkit
April 28, 2024 12:00 pm

Time for a selfie

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:23 pm
nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:23 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:24 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 7:01 pm

One of the things they taught us in torts class in law school was the defensive theory known as assumption of the risk …

Bob P
Bob P
  Anthony Aaron
April 26, 2024 8:15 pm

One of the things they taught us in gun safety course was don’t stick a shotgun up your arse.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:24 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  USA Cowboy
April 28, 2024 2:20 pm

$4.50 now on the Peninsula

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:24 pm

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B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 6:51 pm

The sks paratrooper

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:25 pm

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Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
May 1, 2024 1:48 pm

They left out the metal spikes……..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:25 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:26 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:26 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
April 27, 2024 12:25 pm

Love it. I’m borrowing it!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:27 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 8:18 pm

Calm down. Put a paper bag over your head and breathe in your own CO2.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:28 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:28 pm

Carlsbad, California

Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 1, 2024 1:50 pm

I can watch that a million times……

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:29 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 10:17 pm

Hon, mind the poison ivy over there…

SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  USA Cowboy
April 28, 2024 12:52 pm

Here Honey, catch the toilet paper… Honey?

Matman
Matman
  SomeWoodSay
May 1, 2024 1:51 pm

Fags in the woods……

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:30 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:31 pm

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Scot
Scot
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:47 pm

The meme writer spelled “hanged for treason” wrong.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 6:56 pm

Removed from office with a rope.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 7:04 pm

As someone recently reported, many of these folks — including many Cabinet members — haven’t even taken their Oath of Office …

I’d like them to explain why that is …

Shazaam
Shazaam
  Anthony Aaron
April 27, 2024 10:55 am

It is Pre-meditated TREASON.

They think skipping the oath will save them from consequences. Their actions will condemn their sorry backsides.

Dane
Dane
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:58 pm

poor guy, he isnt walking away from that one

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  nkit
April 26, 2024 5:08 pm

I mean what was he thinking? The initial impulse should be to run as fast as possible away from that.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  hardscrabble farmer
April 26, 2024 7:07 pm

Just 2 steps either left or right and he’d have made it home for dinner …

I worked at J & L Steel in Cleveland in ’71 or ’72 in the 84″ hot strip mill. The coils of steel coming off that line were still about 1100º F … and one of the guys got pinned between 2 of them when one of them rolled into him. You could hear him scream the full 5,000′ length of that building … he was still alive when the ambulance took him away … he died before getting to the ER.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
April 26, 2024 8:24 pm

Yeah that gut is 100% dead

SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  nkit
April 28, 2024 12:58 pm

Definitely has that run down feeling that Geritol won’t fix
Stacking coils on a hill, What could go wrong?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:33 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  nkit
April 26, 2024 5:08 pm

A Philly girl, circa 1988.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:34 pm

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Ed
Ed
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:56 pm

Damn, there’s the 1/2″ wrench. I thought it was left out of the set.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  nkit
April 27, 2024 1:28 pm

HSF, I had a Snap-on 1/2- 9/16 double box end that was mis-stampled, backwards. I wore it out and warranted it! Snap-on, NOT china harbor! Yes, I am that old .

Peace, L

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:34 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 1, 2024 1:54 pm

Get your eyes checked..there are three of them……..

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 26, 2024 9:40 pm

shameful if only used on paper targets

Toleco
Toleco
  nkit
April 27, 2024 8:14 am

What I’ve been concerned about, is a million Chi-Coms over the boarder, on a one way trip, can simultaneously attack 200 targets, with 5,000 suicide soldiers per target. No matter how many unofficial soldiers there are, we’re not ready for something like that.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 8:24 pm

Officer, I’ve been a bad boy. Handcuff me and do whatever you want with me. . . No, not jail . . . Fuck!

SomeWoodSay
SomeWoodSay
  nkit
April 28, 2024 1:04 pm

Gonna need more range time to work on under cover drills

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:38 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 26, 2024 8:33 pm

Nice 38’s

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 26, 2024 10:02 pm

bet she is going to have a bad case of chiggers

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 28, 2024 9:34 am

She reminds me of someone I saw in Beaver Hunt in the 80’s

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:38 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 26, 2024 5:24 pm

He would be a great Teddy Roosevelt in a movie.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:39 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  nkit
April 26, 2024 5:10 pm

I absolutely hate that you put that idea in my head.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  hardscrabble farmer
April 26, 2024 5:25 pm

Best you not be home when Boris does his duty.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 26, 2024 8:33 pm

That’s 100% pure gold!

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
April 27, 2024 12:33 pm

Just putting this out there,….if anybody wants to buy me a xmas gift!

MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
April 28, 2024 2:25 pm

175lbs will show up on an earthquake detector alarm.

Matman
Matman
  MMinWA
May 1, 2024 1:56 pm

…..and there goes your house too.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:40 pm

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