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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:52 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  nkit
April 26, 2024 4:41 pm

Winged him.

fujigm
fujigm
  I got a name
April 26, 2024 10:29 pm

Taildraggers can’t see a damn thing in front of them.
Looks to have blown out his landing gear…

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:53 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 1, 2024 1:27 pm

Magic and he pissed his pants…….

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:53 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
April 26, 2024 10:00 pm

Mexican culture appropriator

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:23 pm

You’re taking too long; I gotta go now. Move! I’ll kneel down and pee sideways.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  Bob P
April 27, 2024 5:46 pm

May have to ask the expert: TK, vertical or horizontal?

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:55 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 1, 2024 1:29 pm

Bernie’s first day at the pot farm did not grow well………

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:24 pm

If God’s doing that I’d be very careful driving.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 2:57 pm

I’m back and ready, let the memes flow
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:25 pm

I’d don’t recommend him. I’ll be farting and burping your uncle for a week.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:27 pm

He’ll be well lubricated after that.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:58 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
April 26, 2024 10:33 pm

Good kitty.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:58 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 1, 2024 1:32 pm

Harvey Wahlbanger…..

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:29 pm

The forecast for Rafah is not looking good.

Jimmy Shabimmel
Jimmy Shabimmel
  nkit
April 26, 2024 11:45 pm

mezocyclone

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 2:59 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
April 26, 2024 10:54 pm

If only she would’ve fallen on my face .

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:31 pm

But I think we can jail him for hate speech.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:33 pm

A family of six from Nicaragua currently lives there, but the mayor’s moving them to the Ritz-Carlton.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 10:55 pm

Abbott gave ’em a free bus ride to NYC . . .

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:01 pm

“Iguazu Falls, A Breathtaking Waterfall System, Straddles The Border Of Argentina And Brazil”
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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 3:34 pm

Let’s see if their Supreme Court justice can survive the fall.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:02 pm

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Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  USA Cowboy
April 27, 2024 9:37 am

rofl

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:02 pm

“Ballerina Fountains In Poland Designed By Artist Malgorzata Chodakowska”
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 26, 2024 7:54 pm

N.A.

Suds
Suds
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 8:51 pm

No, Sir. You are correct. That Polish artwork is not African.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:03 pm

“Snakes Definitely Look A Lot Less Scary If You Make Them A Hat”
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:03 pm

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Paragon
Paragon
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 6:43 pm

Fowl ball?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Paragon
April 26, 2024 8:50 pm

Randy Johnson then on Seatle Mariners absolutely killing a Seagull, AKA rats who fly.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 27, 2024 11:48 pm

Shithawk

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Anonymous
April 29, 2024 12:07 am

Dumpster Duck

Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
May 1, 2024 1:36 pm

I hear he’s still doing time for killing the endangered species…….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:04 pm

“Waiting For The Return Of The Fishermen”
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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:05 pm

“Baby Hummingbird Drinking Juice From A Raspberry”
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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 4:36 pm

This was suck a special moment I forgot myself for a moment and clapped.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
April 26, 2024 3:06 pm

The 2 urinals side-by-side, reminds me of a bathroom I once went into & saw this – fags could hold hands while going.
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Bob P
Bob P
  Jackie Puppet
April 26, 2024 4:39 pm

Back in 1983, at the Humphrey dome in Minneapolis, the men’s washroom had long troughs to pee in. Alone in there I ran back and forth pissing. Most fun piss ever.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 5:03 pm

Wrigley Field had the troughs too a long time ago. But then Wrigley is also the world’s biggest gay bar. I think they got rid of the troughs before the fags took over the neighborhood.

Dixon Sider
Dixon Sider
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 8:40 pm

The old Milwaukee County Stadium had the same thing. Was weird going in there as a kid not expecting that sort of thing.

a9racer
a9racer
  Bob P
April 26, 2024 10:08 pm

Just about every dirt race track I have ever been to has a trough to piss in.

Grifter
Grifter
  Bob P
April 29, 2024 10:56 am

As a kid going there I always thought faggy faggots were creeping and they were since it was prince and all that. Shitty pedos

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jackie Puppet
April 26, 2024 9:46 pm

funny the you took a picture of it…so you could reminisce – hahahahaha!!!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
April 26, 2024 10:22 pm

I figured some day I’d have the occasion to post it – just one of those things I wouldn’t believe unless I saw it.

James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
  Jackie Puppet
April 26, 2024 10:27 pm

Long ago my dad + three relatives built a house in TX. At the time he had three boys, a girl, and one more boy on the way. They built a bathroom with two toilets in it back by the boys bedroom, so that fewer accidents would occur and need cleaning up. It’s still there, I think, the house unoccupied since my grandparents passed in the late 80’s. It might yet be a selling point!

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:06 pm

“The Photo Of The Century. Nature Defeats Technology”
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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:07 pm

“A Perfect Shot Of Blue And Grey Grandalas”
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 26, 2024 4:31 pm

Nice. And they’re not shooting at each other either.

Suds
Suds
  YourAverageJoe
April 26, 2024 8:54 pm

Honolulu blue and silver reminds me of something.

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:08 pm

“Amazing Frozen Waterfall In The Alps, South Tyrol, Italy”
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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 4:40 pm

As Smart would say, “That’s the second biggest icicle I’ve ever seen.”

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:09 pm

“Senegal, Lake Retba. Its Distinct Pink Colour Is Caused By The Dunaliella Salina Bacteria, Which Is Attracted By The Lake’s Salt Content”
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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
April 26, 2024 11:05 pm

IA, that’s right, I said it
I = Is
A = Africa

Matman
Matman
  Texas Khaan
May 1, 2024 1:38 pm

They fu*ked that lake too……..

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:10 pm

“This Tree Photographed On Waihe’e Beach, Maui, Hawaii Islands, Looks Like It’s Walking Or Running. Run Forrest! Run!!”
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:11 pm

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Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  USA Cowboy
April 27, 2024 9:40 am

mmmmm clam

nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:11 pm

“The Value Of One Single Tree”
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:11 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:12 pm

“Dracula Simia, Called Also Monkey Orchid Or The Monkey-Like Dracula”
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 26, 2024 4:44 pm

Hey, Grandpa, I know how much you love your special pencil, so I sharpened it for you.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 26, 2024 3:13 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
May 1, 2024 1:40 pm

But, you gotta watch out for the runny nose……

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:13 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
April 27, 2024 12:14 pm

There’s a book? why didn’t I know this. Boy, harvesting next weeks memes is going to be a breeze!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 3:14 pm

Don’t know if someone posted earlier
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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
April 26, 2024 10:53 pm

Yeah, but worth seeing again.

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