The car with bricks all over it…happened to me. I went up to where the crew was working and asked for the supervision…no comprendo amigo. So I called the cops. A few dents and scratches on my 1995 mercury cougar (I loved that car). $3,000 from insurance company. I never fixed it, just kept the $$.
A woman went to a pet shop & spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said “Price reduced: $50.00.”
‘Why so little?’ she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, ‘Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of ill repute and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.’
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. Too beautiful. She takes it home and puts the bird’s cage on an end table in the living room.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, ‘Rawww! New house, new madam. Hoo-hoooo!”
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, ‘That’s really not so bad.’
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird cocks his head, sees the girls, and:, ‘rawww! New house, new madam, new girls.’ …then whistled.
The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
An hour later, the woman’s husband came home from work.
Parrot hops off its perch, walks to the edge of the cage, & chirps:
‘Hi Nick. Hello.”
Guys mutters under his breath: “what the fuck?”
Parrot: ‘Pay first. Cash only. Whoo-hooo.Take your pick. Rawww!
same scenario, different outcome. parrot belonged to old sailor and cussed like a bosun’s mate. shopkeeper was befrit about how to sell it. preacher bought it. took it home. bird cussed up a storm. preacher put him in the freezer for ten minutes then moved him to his new perch. the bird calmly asked what the chicken had done to deserve that fate, plucked gutted cut up and frozen? the preacher looked the bird in the eye and said,” used to be a navy chaplain. do we understand one another now?”
the bird answered “aye, aye sir!”
Feeling guilty about his lonely mom, sonny boy decides to surprise her for her birthday. He sends her an expensive talking parrot to keep her company. He calls a couple of days later. “Did you get the bird I sent you?” “Oh, yes! The soup turned out great.”
Wip
August 31, 2018 6:00 pm
Nkit…??????????
IndenturedServant
August 31, 2018 6:00 pm
I’ll bet the dude with the bucket for a Stormtrooper helmet has money in a savings account while his fellow stormtroopers are destitute.
The car with bricks all over it…happened to me. I went up to where the crew was working and asked for the supervision…no comprendo amigo. So I called the cops. A few dents and scratches on my 1995 mercury cougar (I loved that car). $3,000 from insurance company. I never fixed it, just kept the $$.
I love stupid people.
he actually avoided traveling while running away… gotta have priorities
Well, I tried. The first two Gifs posted, but the next 6 came up as “comment awaiting moderation.” Maybe TMWNN can help.
Efforts appreciated, bud.
Lgr’s thirst for a lager’s gettin larger. Time for a Friday ale. Soon.
To be raised in honor, for gifs received.
Nkit , keep trying .I now look forward to Friday’s . If all else fails thanks anyway.
They went into the spam filter. I released them.
Thank you very much
Admin, the spam filter just sucked up 6 more. Don’t know why.
You’re hired.
Typical high school class.
wonder who the aggressor is here. at any rate, the faceplant into the bicycle was excellent.what is with the dancing clown in the background?
The little guy cold cocked him with brass knuckles, his buddy is having a good time looking on.
The dumber they are the harder they fall.
learned in martial arts long ago that it is better to hit the deck and go from there than to beat yourself senseless trying not to hit the deck
replay
You go girl!
If I was visiting those people, and I saw that, I’d be like: “What the FUCK?!”
And my wife would say: “Watch your language, you’re embarrassing me!”
And I’d be like: “But, did you SEE that?”
And she’d say: “See what?”
Somebody on this site has claimed to identify as one of these ring tails… Can’t remember who…
CGI. Got you.
A woman went to a pet shop & spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said “Price reduced: $50.00.”
‘Why so little?’ she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, ‘Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of ill repute and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.’
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. Too beautiful. She takes it home and puts the bird’s cage on an end table in the living room.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, ‘Rawww! New house, new madam. Hoo-hoooo!”
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, ‘That’s really not so bad.’
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird cocks his head, sees the girls, and:, ‘rawww! New house, new madam, new girls.’ …then whistled.
The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
An hour later, the woman’s husband came home from work.
Parrot hops off its perch, walks to the edge of the cage, & chirps:
‘Hi Nick. Hello.”
Guys mutters under his breath: “what the fuck?”
Parrot: ‘Pay first. Cash only. Whoo-hooo.Take your pick. Rawww!
same scenario, different outcome. parrot belonged to old sailor and cussed like a bosun’s mate. shopkeeper was befrit about how to sell it. preacher bought it. took it home. bird cussed up a storm. preacher put him in the freezer for ten minutes then moved him to his new perch. the bird calmly asked what the chicken had done to deserve that fate, plucked gutted cut up and frozen? the preacher looked the bird in the eye and said,” used to be a navy chaplain. do we understand one another now?”
the bird answered “aye, aye sir!”
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Feeling guilty about his lonely mom, sonny boy decides to surprise her for her birthday. He sends her an expensive talking parrot to keep her company. He calls a couple of days later. “Did you get the bird I sent you?” “Oh, yes! The soup turned out great.”
Nkit…??????????
I’ll bet the dude with the bucket for a Stormtrooper helmet has money in a savings account while his fellow stormtroopers are destitute.
That was another good ol’ country tune I’d forgotten about.
Been pretty hot here the last couple of weeks. Dog days of Summer.
In the wedding photo, I heard the groom was hung like John Holmes.
Admin, the car on the power lines was , oh my gosh