TULSA, OK—Local man Lance Burton told his friends and family Tuesday that he would totally revolt against our “unconstitutional” and “power-hungry” federal government, but then he’d have to get dressed, leave his house, and, in his own words, “Ugh, that just sounds so exhausting.”
Burton often complains about government overreach online, stating that the government can try to “come and take it,” but admitted that he’d probably just let the feds “come and take it” if he just wasn’t feeling like doing much in the way of sedition or fighting for his God-given rights that day. “Depends on if there was anything good on Hulu at the time. Castle Rock‘s coming on in a little bit here, so if the police bust down my door to confiscate my weapons, I’ll have to take a rain check on putting up a fight.”
“I’d have to like, talk to people and stuff, and I’m just not sure I’m up for that right now. Maybe tomorrow,” he said as he changed his profile picture to the Gadsden Flag. “I am staunchly opposed to the government treading on me, but if the price to stop their oppression is having to walk around my house and try to find some clean clothes in order to organize a rebellion, ugh. I’m just not ready to adult that much today.”
How old is this guy? Jeeze
How old is this guy? Seriously. Grow up
I guess apathy and indifferance are why we are where we are now.
He’s part of the Blue Wave…
The part that didn’t get flushed the first time.
The Onion, Bee, and DuffleBlog can be fun, especially when it hits close to the truth.
It gets worse.
Just saw a pic of Madonna’s brat Lourdes on the runway in a NY fashion show.
Proud of wearing some stuff she robbed from a Bag Lady. Complete with HAIRY LEGS.
God help us. Someone has to.
I think this story describes apathy, the silent killer.
We get caught in feeling isolated, like we are all alone knowing rhis and wanting it to change but realizing the problems are monumental and not so easily fixed, so people get sucked back into the Matrix of Distractions and indulgences.
I am not making excuses, but can relate at times….i am one of the nails standing above many of the others in my community and I haven’t even done that much….although I’d like to think I contributed to delaying a super Wal Mart from being built in my city, right down the street from our current Wally World….amongst other things.
When the SHTF and there’s no Wi-Fi or Hulu we’ll see what we are made of.
As long as the goy can stream tv, the revolution is on hold? So, people are only willing to put their life in danger if there is nothing on tv? We are fucked up. Not that I see a reason to sacrifice one’s self for the lame shit that passes as reality now days.
Babylon Bee … love their satire.!! Evidently a good percentage of TBP readers do not recognize it as satire….. lol…. too funny….