ANGER ISSUES

This woman parked then I parked right after. Just as I got out she started a rant. During her her first rant she said I park like a woman. I went to move my car and she came back and started again. I am a good ranter, but this lady can RANT.

Hat tip Hardscrabble Farmer

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Deter Naturalist
Deter Naturalist
October 25, 2018 5:03 pm

Once I parked a rental minivan in a grocery store lot and (as auto trans cars do) it rocked a little forward after being put in park. When I came out to the vehicle a woman confronted me. She was apoplectic, saying that I’d hit her SUV. The bumper of the minivan was, in fact, in contact with her SUV bumper, but it was just the passive weight of a slight incline. I demonstrated how I could rock the minivan away from her SUV bumper just with a little leg pressure alone, maybe a few lbs of pressure.

She was set to call the cops, the press, the President, the Pope, the Mafia, all to scream how I’d “Hit her car!” Her 13-year old kid was set to shrink to zero, so embarrassed was she.

I patiently asked the woman, over and over again, why she was so upset. She finally admitted that the SUV has just been returned to her after it was repaired from damage from a collision. It took a lot of calm patience on my part to get her to come off her unhinged break with reality.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
October 25, 2018 5:20 pm

Unreasonable beligerant mood swings by a woman who appears to be in the throws of menopause . Hot flash and violent outbursts are not uncommon with many women as they experience the change of life as it is tagged .
Be cautious they can and will attack with a violence of a rabid pit bull .
Remember a mother tiger will eat their young when depressed or up set by something .
Be assured as she attempts to claw you and punch and kick you if you knock the crazy bitch out you will go to jail regardless of witnesses films testimony .
Do not attempt to reason just dial 911 and say you are in fear of a woman displaying signs of violent mental illness and is a possible threat to herself or others ! Keep filming if you can !

Jawboning the Morans (EC)
Jawboning the Morans (EC)
  Boat Guy
October 25, 2018 5:56 pm

throes

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Boat Guy
October 25, 2018 11:40 pm

She was done with menopause about thirty years ago.

Grog
Grog
  Boat Guy
October 26, 2018 2:40 am

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Monica
Monica
  Boat Guy
October 27, 2018 4:29 am

She looked way past menopause to me!

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 25, 2018 5:49 pm

Sounds like Llpoh welcoming a newb.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
October 25, 2018 5:49 pm

Anonymous was me.

Lucky Strike
Lucky Strike
October 25, 2018 6:48 pm

Nothing a temple massage with a 9mm couldn’t fix. Ease her pain.

wdg
wdg
October 25, 2018 6:52 pm

“Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.”
― Euripides

Simply amazing. .. the center cannot hold.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
October 25, 2018 8:51 pm

Would be a shame if her tire went flat.

Javelin
Javelin
October 25, 2018 8:58 pm

There are millions of these people out there…my wife and I have decided we are going ex-pat or finding a secluded spot away from humans when we retire.
Hopefully a cheap, tax free state, thinking of a spot near a mountain lake in Kentucky or somewhere similar. Also been reading about Uraguay. We are taking a trip to Machu Picchu in February… might see how friendly Peru is to ex-americans while we’re there.
This is not idle wishing or BS, we both see it unraveling.

Did you know that locusts and grasshoppers are the same insect? What happens is that when the population gets too dense and they contact each other too much, the grasshoppers literally transform into mindless, swarming creatures which maniacally destroy and consume. They even eat each other in their frenzy.
Starting to think humans may have some of that in them.

Grog
Grog
  Javelin
October 26, 2018 2:45 am

So do rats.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
October 25, 2018 10:27 pm

This guy was too wimpy to begin with. Just another Hispanic that doesn’t know how to act in America.

Jawboning the Morans (EC)
Jawboning the Morans (EC)
  Vixen Vic
October 26, 2018 11:31 am

She’s not Hispanic, she looks Japanese. Her companion looks Filipino, which qualifies for Hispanic. RiNsE called her a gook.

Jawboning the Morans (EC)
Jawboning the Morans (EC)
  Jawboning the Morans (EC)
October 26, 2018 11:49 am

OTOH, the guy is being a jerk. This is a white guy, evident from his speech and his reflection on the back of the suv. He thinks her concern is funny and assuming she is a wetback, he says in Spanish, “But you’re crazy.”

Then, when she gets pissed, he makes a joke, “In Spanish please” mocking her non-white appearance with the typical request of non-English speakers who need translation.

This is definitely not the way to deal with an angry woman, no matter how timid you make your voice sound. He called a crazy female and she called him a tiny pecker.

Maybe I shall go provoke somebody and film their response so I can virtue signal online.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Jawboning the Morans (EC)
October 27, 2018 12:21 am

3 morans don’t like my reasoned analysis. I work with a female who says she has excellent blood pressure. My blood pressure can jump up 20 points in a hurry, which is why I prefer not to get riled up. Once I get riled up, then it isn’t going to be pretty.

The bitch can get really nasty, she never holds anything in, hence her wonderful blood pressure. Her motto: I don’t walk on eggshells for nobody.

She’s one of those women who love to be around guys, probably why she worked in a bar most of her life. She has that barmaid finesse.

Anyway, I would say this dude is stupid. Never try to reason with a woman who is pissed off, you can’t win. Shit, a parking lot fight could also get you killed, you have two options, walk away without a word or move your car far away from pissed off people. Somebody said her tire could go flat, karma is a bitch, and this dude is due for some payback so I hope he didn’t do something like that.
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I mentioned before about the time my boss, at the time recently single again, complained to a dude in a truck who parked too close to my boss’ corvette. The dude looked at my boss and without saying a word, headed straight into the bar. My boss noted the truck had a sliding sun roof. He said he went inside, got some toilet paper and climbed onto the truck and took a dump through the now open sunroof, wiped his ass and threw the toilet paper inside also.

Monica
Monica
  Jawboning the Morans (EC)
October 27, 2018 4:34 am

She started it! Thought he was pretty cool about the whole thing, considering she was a complete nutjob!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Jawboning the Morans (EC)
October 26, 2018 10:59 pm

My bad. Must be Filipino because the Japanese seem to have much better manners.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Vixen Vic
October 27, 2018 12:26 am

Mexicans replaced Filipinos in Cali for that same reason. Most Hispanics then had good manners. Not to say thy don’t anymore but the California bred Hispanics I’ve seen talk loud and can be real boors.

Here’s a snippet from Luis Rodriguez’ novel Always Running:
http://www2.csudh.edu/ccauthen/570f15/Rodriguez-Running.pdf

Monica
Monica
  Jawboning the Morans (EC)
October 27, 2018 4:33 am

I thought she was Chinese, entitled Chinese.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 25, 2018 10:47 pm

There’s a deplorable, right there.
She parks like many women do, and then rips him verbally,
for the transgression she’s guilty of.
An unhinged feminist prog libtard demonrat supporter, in full meltdown.

Ah, but in her world, she was within her rights to mock his toxic masculinity with vitriol about pecker size and performance issues disguised by piloting a larger SUV. A typical response when reason and logic fail.

Boater has it right, though, unfortunately.
As much as I’d want to have some choice words right back at her, being ugly, old, unsatisfied and all dried up, maybe best to just smile and nod, as if English is not understandable. . . not a word spoken.
Just play dumb, smile, and let her continue the meltdown.

Better yet, find a different parking space, farther away. Avoiding idiots is now a daily task.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
October 25, 2018 11:45 pm

A tube of Preparation H would rub her out .

MTD
MTD
October 26, 2018 10:31 am

Frankly there are a lot of crazy ass women in the world that need to have the taste slapped out of their mouths, and that old skank is clearly one of them.

RiNS
RiNS
October 26, 2018 11:18 am

She is just mad cuz she’s a gook and got called out.
That and everyone knows that they can’t drive.