Today’s Biggest Loser

Via Raconteur Report

Well done, Quisling. Couldn’t run your own caucus with the Speaker’s gavel and a 23 seat lead. Couldn’t kill Obamacare even after 8 attempts, couldn’t fund the border wall, couldn’t help bloating the budget, growing the deficit, and couldn’t stop f**king over the Republican base or backstabbing the President at every opportunity, then bolted for the door when the chickens were going to come home to roost. (Joined betimes by a basket of fellow GOPe RINOs who could smell the change in the political wind.)

This is the one man in America who should be hounded and cat-called and annoyed at every restaurant he dines at forever, until he dies, or gets ahold of a gun and one bullet, and does the honorable thing.

The difference between Pelosi and Ryan is than Pelosi at least can blame dementia and Alzheimer’s for not knowing what the fuck she’s doing or saying.

Ryan is just a straight-up douchecanoe and all-around backstabbing one-man walking clusterf**k.

I’m hoping when he returns home, there’s a crowd waiting to greet him with ceremonial rotten eggs to kick off his return to ignominy, opprobrium, scorn, derision, and a well-deserved anonymity, hopefully followed by retirement to a secluded cave in the northern wilderness, muttering to himself until he’s fortuitously eaten by wolves. (I will donate the pork chop necklace to that endeavor, if he’ll agree to such a well-earned self-exile.)

When the country needed solid leadership, we got this political Gilligan, and now we have to suffer under screw-loose Pelosi, and the reign of totally unhinged frothing-rabid moonbats chairing every House committee in Congress for the next two years.

That’s a hell of a legacy, Quisling.

If there’s ever been a worse example of Speaker of the House, I can’t think of who it could be, although your immediate successor is looking to outdo you, if that’s even possible.

Do the country a favor: announce publicly you have the goods on Shrillary and Bill, and face your imminent suicide by three bullets to the head like a man. If only for the sheer novelty.

And when you die, die happy, knowing that your smiling face will grace the political dictionary photo entry for shitshow, for at least the next 50 years.

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Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
November 7, 2018 1:05 pm

This is the face of a Bush/RINO establishment wimp. Always give the Dems half of what they want before negotiations even start. Be the “bigger man” no matter how much it hurts your voters and your party.
Good riddance.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Harrington Richardson
November 7, 2018 1:12 pm

never forget,ryan was cheerleader trent lott’s boy–

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  TampaRed
November 7, 2018 1:22 pm

Lott was the worst RINO of all. Just he did it behind the scenes. Remember that coquesuquere’s power sharing scheme that screwed Republicans from majority control status when it was 50-50?
I also recall his aversion to Tea Party type candidates: “We don’t need no more Jim DeMints up here!”

ec
ec
  Harrington Richardson
November 7, 2018 2:06 pm

Hey, Britboy, this is America, Jack. Learn to spell you idiot.

John
John
  TampaRed
November 7, 2018 9:18 pm

Lott’s boy. I didn’t even know that Lott was Greek.

Just No one
Just No one
  Harrington Richardson
November 7, 2018 8:39 pm

I used to listen to and respect Bill Bennett until I woke and found him a bare naked RINO. Never respected Ryan. Then found out Bill was his mentor. The dots connect easily to most in Washington. Thank God for Trump. We were well on our way to becoming France.

TampaRed
TampaRed
November 7, 2018 1:10 pm

i was thinking about this last night–

not just ryan,but any republican who left a seat that he could have won but was not in such a red area that his would be successor was practically guaranteed to win–
btw,ryan ain’t going back to wisconsin,i bet he’s gonna cash in as a lobbyist–
trump should quietly make it clear that any company that hires these guys to lobby will have their contracts canceled or at least heavily scrutinized–

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  TampaRed
November 7, 2018 1:18 pm

Ryan actually does live in Janesville I think. Literally across the road from Rockford, Illinois. His district butts against Adam Kinzinger’s Illinois district.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Harrington Richardson
November 7, 2018 2:21 pm

Oh for NOW he does. Do you think he’s going to stay there? He’ll probably domicile in tax-free Florida, spend 185 days a year there and the rest in NoVa as a lobbyist. His wife comes from money and isn’t from Wisconsin. Do you think she enjoys going to Packers games at 11F and eating bratwurst and pretzels? They’ll be out of Wisconsin by the start of the next school year.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Iska Waran
November 7, 2018 4:23 pm

i disagree iska–he’ll keep the house in wis & keep it as his primary residence for appearances sake–
he will spend most of his time in dc & on the road to try & lay the foundation 4 a prez run–
never forget–

Stucky
Stucky
November 7, 2018 1:14 pm

The biggest loser today is you, me, and the rest of my fellow good Americans who will now endure two years of Blue Cock up our asses.

Todd H.
Todd H.
  Stucky
November 7, 2018 2:54 pm

And get even more pozzed than we already are? Well, I guess we could use a little clap and gonorrhea in addition to the AIDS.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Stucky
November 7, 2018 5:56 pm

Nope, as always it will be a bi-partisan effort. Bi-partisan = Double Penetration.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 7, 2018 1:27 pm

Hi,

I wrote, but will not publish, a short ditty this AM. The lack of progress is John McCain’s legacy. He added Palin to the ticket and we though she would be an attack dog like Cheney was for Bush. Read her book, McCain muzzled her. They were not allowed to criticize Obama for fear of being called racist.

McCain would have lost anyway, but would Obama have ended up with such a legislative majority if McCain had told the public what to expect from an Obama presidency? Bank bailouts, immigration policy and Obamacare were passed by a legislative majority, against the will of the majority of Americans.

When the mid terms came, Obama lost his power and had to legislate unpopular issues by executive order.

When the tide turned and Trump had the majority, McCain broke his campaign promises and the legislature did nor repeal Obamacare and pass any kind of sensible immigration reform.

Paul Ryan was part of the deep state, but McCain is also very responsible for the mess we are in today. That is his real legacy.

Regards,
Dennis Miller

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Anonymous
November 7, 2018 4:44 pm

good post dennis,but i disagree w/one part of it–if mccain had had the integrity to call obama out & would have allowed his allies,esp palin,to be his attack dogs he could have won–
additionally,i usually don’t go for conspiracy theories but if i’m not mistaken mccain was surging and had pulled even or slightly ahead when the plug was pulled on the money market industry–
coincidence or purposeful,i don’t know–

javelin
javelin
  Anonymous
November 7, 2018 7:50 pm

Good point Dennis–lest we forget after all this talk about this being a rebuke of Trump: in 2010 the Republicans gained 63 house seats to take over and also 6 Senate seats ( literally 1000+ national/state/local govt seats changed from blue to red).
Now that was a mid-term statement. If McCain had actually run to win, he just might have won. As milquetoast as Romney was and weak after trouncing Obama in the first debate, he still could have beaten the underwhelming Obama.

It appears that the real issue is, how do we keep getting people like Obama, McCain, Romney, Bush, Clinton –and yes, Trump as our choices in a country of 350+ million people? Surely we can find some smarter people with better ideas?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  javelin
November 7, 2018 8:22 pm

Smarter people wouldn’t be in this shit show

starfcker
starfcker
  Anonymous
November 7, 2018 11:12 pm

They got rid of him and Jeff Flake in the same year. Arizona what were you doing to us. I’m looking forward to Congress with no McCain, Flake, Corker, Nelson, Ryan, Gowdy, Curbelo, Ross Leitinen, Yoder, and various other frauds and turncoats

Fatty
Fatty
  Anonymous
November 7, 2018 11:52 pm

“Paul Ryan was part of the deep state, but McCain is also very responsible for the mess we are in today. That is his real legacy”

Any mouse you wrong. Paul Ryan IS part of the deep state. McCain WAS also very ………..

ec
ec
November 7, 2018 2:08 pm

One whole article to call Ryan a quisling? Who wrote this shit, Billy? BB’s comments have more substance in less words than this shifflebrained shithead.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
November 7, 2018 2:09 pm

This article is totally wrong. To begin Ryan wouldn’t get the Presidents agenda done not couldn’t. He is not stupid and incompetent either, he knew exactly what he was doing. He is a treasonous lying communist plant. Those are his good attributes.

Michael
Michael
November 7, 2018 2:18 pm

All that. Don’t forget that by losing the House to the nutjobs, the investigations come to a screeching, inconclusive halt. No perp walks, no indictments, no nuthin’. Trump not declassifying the documents proving sedition/treason and other crimes against the U.S. before the election will prove an historic error.

splurge
splurge
  Michael
November 7, 2018 2:28 pm

He could still declassify the docs for the lame ducks.

Mark
Mark
  splurge
November 7, 2018 3:02 pm

Splurge,

I have thought that as well. For me this will be a big test of who Trump really is.

Why would he not expose the soft coup with indisputable evidence exposing his enemies to the lame ducks, the people, the normies and even the sheeple?

Why wouldn’t he want it out in the open just before they come after him drooling with bulging eyed hatred?

Wouldn’t that take the air out of the Dems 2019 inevitable attack? Wouldn’t that force everyone to deal with or at least acknowledge the sedition and treason that took place? Wouldn’t that put the Dems and Mueller on defense big time?

Like I said, for me this will be a big test of who Trump really is.

Maybe sharper knives then me can slice and dice the fact that this hand is four of a kind…and the timing to play it? Seems to me declassification of four of a kind would rock the new full house.

I say call’em and show your cards.

Hey, as I was writing this I just heard Sessions resigned at Trump’s request.

Hmmm….maybe Trump will throw down his cards? If not Michael will be 100% correct.

Mushroom Cloud
Mushroom Cloud
  Mark
November 7, 2018 3:20 pm

Trump certainly looked like a beaten wife today in his press conference, talking about teamwork, bi partisanship, sharing, and other commie-defeatest crap like that. Where the hell is the wall?

Todd H.
Todd H.
November 7, 2018 2:39 pm

Paul Ryan is the dictionary definition of an uber-career politician, never having held a real job in his 48 years on planet Earth. I guarantee Ryan will go to work as a lobbyist for Globohomo, Inc. on January 4, 2019. He’s a straight-up whore for shekels, who, by the way, looks like Eddie Munster grown up.

Hmmm
Hmmm
November 7, 2018 3:15 pm

Don’t hold back, tell us what you really think.

MILLER
MILLER
November 7, 2018 4:29 pm

I usually refrain from piling on, but with Paulie “Balless” Ryan, I cannot contain myself. What a fucking weasel.

Like John Bone-Head Boehner, Miss Ryan was able to pass legislation with 100% democrat support; the only opposition coming from truly conservative republicans – AMAZING!

The bills I cannot forget are the Obummacare votes to repeal the monstrosity that had no prayer of ever happening when Barry O ran the show. But when they DID have a chance, we could not get the damn fool to even bring up the legislation at first, and then he could not get it through the House. ..

Now, just watch, he’ll take his security clearance and move onto to K-Street and become a lobby whore – making millions. Just like Bone-Head Boehner who is pushing the MaryJane agenda.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  MILLER
November 7, 2018 6:35 pm

Apparently Ryan told some that Trump was going to ruin everything and he was getting out because he didn’t want to be under the Dems. Looks like he did everything he could to torpedo and harm Trump. I really think all he did was flush all the RINO shit, leave us with a more powerful Senate, and a weakened house which will have to work with Trump to get anything they want.
Time will tell but Ryan was wrong AND a backstabbing little prick.

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
November 7, 2018 5:50 pm

Bravo

Big Ed
Big Ed
November 7, 2018 8:25 pm

Subtle writing but I think I get the message…FU 432ing LOSER Ryan, just when we needed a real man in the job, we came up with this LOSER…God alone knows how much opportunity has been lost to push the Trump agenda forward..Too bad he doesn’t have to deal with Obummer Care as his health insurance in his lavish tax payer financed retirement..Did I mention he is a LOSER?

bob
bob
November 8, 2018 8:42 am

Brilliantly stated. I cannot imagine the skeletons that prick has in his closet to be so obviously in servitude to those that seek our demise.