In case you live under a rock (from left to right): America’s finest piece of foreign ass, her husband, Merkel, Macaroni, Macaroni’s mom. And The One facing them all is one who gets T4C all wet down there, aka Putin.
5 totally different emotions on those faces! We should get some really great captions! (Is it just me, or is Melania checking out Putin’s weewee?)
Macron: “I’m going to squeeze his hand really hard.”
Macron and Merkel look like bankers when you go in looking for a business loan. Trump looks like a used car salesman when you step on the lot searching for wheels.
I’d rather deal with the used car salesman.
Macron’s wife – Now there’s a real man
Macron – I think I just pooped myself
Merkel – I hope he doesn’t see me
Trump – stuck it to ya good, didn’t I
Melania – finally, somebody I can talk to
Melania, “I really long for some back home action.”
Non, les fucking Russes ne peuvent pas rejoindre l’armée européenne, tu fucking ninny.
World leaders? I only see 2. Putin & Trump, no doubt irritated by Merkel & Macaroni’s presence. The rest are only there due to circumstance (& likely some pomp too).
Macaroni’s mom looks like that very greatful coke whore cougar I used to run into slowly & repeatedly for an hour or two every weekend about 35 years ago. Reminds me of Hershey’s syrup, high heels, the kitchen counter & a skateboard…
The two sentences in your second paragraph created about 15 images in my mind, none of which I wanted to see, starting with the picture of a 12 year old skateboarding over to bang the 55 year old drug addict granny, and being rewarded afterward with milk and cookies, the milk liberally laced with Hershey’s chocolate syrup.
Don’t know if I am horrified at the loss of innocence at 12 years of age or envious that nothing like that ever happened to me. ” Hi, little guy, want to come inside for some chocolate milk and oatmeal raisin cookies? We can fuck before you snack, or after, whichever you prefer.”
Incidentally, that’s actually Macron’s granny, not his mom. Poor woman actually looks like the female lead in Planet of the Apes. Knew she looked oddly familiar, but couldn’t figure it out until someone posted her photo and the ape lady’s photo side by side on-line. If looking like a genetically modified ape wasn’t bad enough, the poor woman must deal with the knowledge that her significant other likes getting some back door action from African invaders. Bantus in Africa, like their hybridized cousins here in the US, are known to carry more STD’s than you can count on your fingers and toes, including HID virus. Nice, huh?
Your timeline is all wrong. Add about 15 years to the 12. She was about 40. Is it better now? The skateboard was hers or her kid’s, not mine. It was just handy. The syrup went somewhere much more perverse (& enjoyable) than in a glass of milk.
Damn, man… use your imagination for positive things. Dindus? HIV? Where the fuck did that come from? Your sick homoerotic thoughts may have ruined my fond memories forever.
Lighten up Miles, and do some reading on other sites. I like this website, but I read other places too.
Macron was 15 years old and his now wife was his 40 year old schoolteacher when their relationship became public. The back story is that he was 12 years old when their relationship started. When I was 12 or 15, I would have said that’s just fine, but now I am thinking otherwise. When you inserted the skateboard in the story, you left the impression that you skateboarded over to visit. According to published reports, Macron’s parents said he would have to wait until he was 18 to marry her. At that time, at the age of 43, she left her then husband and three children to marry Macron.
Macron’s fondness for African invaders is no fantasy. He has been photographed numerous times hugging them and his relationship with a black bodyguard was an open secret in France. If he were a private citizen, what he does would be his business, and his business alone. However, he is the head of a state, and his active importation of African and mid-east predators will eventually ruin France.
Incidentally, if you were 27 and she was 40, you were both adults and nobody should have any complaints. Same if you were 40 and she were 27-both adults.
Reminds me of that movie “Lords of Dogtown” or something like that. About a group of skate punks that boarded in empty swimming pools. There’s a scene where a husband comes home and there are teenagers all over and in his back yard skateboarding in the pool. He runs in the bedroom and his wife is smoking weed while pulling a train of the aforementioned teenage skaters.
I will have to watch that movie, strictly as part of my research on women.
You’re “horrified” but I need to lighten up? That’s rich.
Complaints? You were the only one complaining without knowledge of the facts.
I read enough other places to stay informed & could give less of a flying fuck about Macaroni (or anything to do with the French), his mother, your mother, her basement, or your impression of my past. It’s virtue signaling peter puffers like you who assume their syphilis-addled impressions to be fact, or even important, that kinda piss me off. So, in my best TBP voice… Blow me, asshole.
Q’antrell, this is TBP, 95% testosterone, 2% homo and the rest are some lovely women who try to keep us acting civil.
El Coyote ,
Sometimes, one of the personas I choose to project make people angry. Not something I try to do, so I don’t let the angry reaction bother me. I am like Coyote, the desert trickster. Sometimes a statement is presented as a joke, but is really serious; sometimes presented as serious, but is really a joke; and sometimes I seem serious and really am.
Often, people hold a very rigid view of the world or very rigid idea of who they are. If someone else makes a statement, serious or joking, that threatens that world view, it creates anger. Anger can be a very helpful tool, if it is used to get past programming and examine a situation with clarity. I like to believe that I am past the point where i need anger; now anger is counterproductive for me.
I welcome the presentation of different views and new ideas I not heard before. Those help me in my journey to find who I am and what I believe. I, like many others, was trained in fuzzy thinking, trained to be a guilty white semi-liberal, someone other than what I truly am.
Some of the better essays on TBP, combined with information and ideas that I picked up elsewhere, have helped me to understand who I am and clarify what I should believe. Some of the screechings from the collectivists have also prompted me to analyze concepts that I long took for granted, oddly enough.
I am trying to not take myself too seriously, while coming to understand that life is very serious, and sometimes very deadly.
Q’antrell, Miles and the cougar were both adults but young men always fantasize about older women (see The Graduate). After 40, they fantasize about 20 yo women. I think that is actually built in. Flaubert got it right when he coupled Charles with the widow Dubuc and later with Emma.
Senor Coyote,
Three questions:
1. How do you get all those avators? Different log-on points?
2. How did you become as widely read as you are? You let slip occasionally that you are more educated than I would expect, considering the persona you choose to project. You have read some great books I maybe should have read, but have not. Unfortunately, limitations of time means that to choose to read one great book means failing to read another great book.
3. Are you projecting Coyote, the trickster of Dine folklore, and are therefore an Arizona Dine, pretending to be an El Paso Hermano?
Inquiring minds want to know.
i want to know how we can keep the same avatar–they started popping up randomly when admin made those changes a few months ago–
as far as him being well read,i’d guess either affirmative action or a sugar daddy put him thru school–
Fuck you, Tampon. The truth is that I’m old. I went to school for a while to UTEP. College is the kind of place where you can’t help picking up a bit of education between parties. I have a good memory, not much else.
Where does memory reside? IDK but I have plenty of pics and words and stories along with song snippets stashed in the old memory hole. I thought everybody did.
I told you before of that busker’s joke over at the Santa Monica Pier: White guys, you may want to prepare your SLR camera for the following trick; black guys, you may want to prepare your disposable camera; Mexicans, please remember the following trick…
sorry yipper,
tampon i am but screwee me not,i’m currently identifying as a one man woman,though manana i’ll be back to a one woman man–
the freedom to choose is great,ain’t it?
utep–are they still who every coach tries to schedule either for opening day or homecoming?
Never followed the Miners. Somebody mentioned them or a UTEP game one time. Oh, yeah it was Larry King’s book of favorite stories.
La Musica es muy buena, pero solo tengo un poco de Espanol. Ranchero u otro?
Let’s face it, Mexican music is crap. I hate Mexican pop artists and rappers. The music you recognize as Mexican is probably ranchera which is not to be confused with mariachi (although both are old styles). Today we listen to banda (brass) music which may include a tuba. If the music features an accordion it is Norteño music.
Here is a popular mariachi
Tanks for the lesson musica. Banda must be the stuff I like. Tuba is like cowbells. Can’t get enough cowbells; can’t get enough tuba!!
Bah! fucken el Kayote cheats. He uses Google and Spell Check. Take those things away and he’s just plain stupid and not “stupid with special effects.”
Bilingual means he’s ignorant in two languages. – B. Bullock
NBD wrote:
Knew she looked oddly familiar, but couldn’t figure it out until someone posted her photo and the ape lady’s photo side by side on-line.
Could that someone have been Rosanne Barr?
NBD, Nathan Bedford Dickhead?
That was Valerie Jarrett, you maroon.
Mel: “Respectfully, comrade.”
DJT: “Sexy, ain’t she, little buddy?
Smirking Merkel: “Hrumph!”
Little Mac: “La petite Putin. I’ve had baguets up my ass bigger than vous. Sacre Bleu!”
Mac with crack: ” Oh, comrade. Oui…Oui!
Right to left:
Oh he’s scary !
I want his cock
Get in line
What up Val
Look at those hands….
Putin reviewing the “DIShonor Guard”
trump’s grinning like that because he has a grip on both the asses beside him & he ‘s thinking how much softer but firmer the one on the right is,and how it leads up to a much prettier face–
Putin: “Melania, do you realize where you haven’t been done?”
Melania: “Yes… not while riding you bare-chested through a cold mountain stream – yet!!!”
Trump: “She would ride you very bigly!!”
Mekel: “Oh, Putie-poo, can you please ride two?”
Macaroni: “My mommy let me watch her ride Obama!”
Macaroni’s Mommy: “Is it true that Satan’s missile is launched from a small silo?”
Sometimes I feel a small twinge of sympathy for Macron. He tries so hard to look serious, look like an adult, but unfortunately for him, he just looks like another David Hogg, a little older maybe. BTW, no way I believe Hogg is 17 or 18; he looks more like a 25 year old who will never be an adult. Hogg’s buzz-cut carpet muncher cousin has been revealed to be a 23 year old college graduate, not an 18 year old high school senior.
There is not way 65% of the Frogs voted for Macron to be president. The pollsters now admit that his approval rating is currently between 10% and 15%. There is no way on God’s green Earth that his approval rating dropped that far that fast.
When I read that 65% of the Froggie electorate voted for Macron, I knew immediately that the globalists had quickly learned from the Hillary 2016 fiasco that happened just before the French presidential election. They thought they had the election here in the US sufficiently rigged by programming the electronic voting machines. They never had a clue that the Orange Man and his buddies were smart enough to hire hackers to “un-rig” the voting machines.
Hillary had the illegal alien vote in California and the dead vote in Illinois, but that is just two states. I wonder if Macron’s election people had Charles de Gualle vote 10 times for Macron, just as a small inside joke. They may have seen the dead voting multiple times here, and decided that what was good for Les Americains is good for the baugette crowd.
The French election would have been more believable if the results had shown Macron just barely squeaking by Maurine Le Pen. No way anyone with more than an ounce of intelligence would believe that the granny-fucker would pull 65% of the French electorate. Over the past few years, I have been absolutely appalled at viewing the videos of ungrateful invader parasites rioting because they considered their free shit insufficient. So, I cannot even image how unhappy a French taxpayer must be, someone whose taxes fund free shit for invaders who burn autos and shops while screaming, “Give me more.”
Vlad to the group: “So Robert Mueller walks into a bar, and the bartender says: “Hey! Why the long face?”
Macron’s school house marm needs to be savagely violated by 40 fucking Muslims…
even the muzzies have some standards–
Left to right:
Melania: (Silence is golden)
Trump: Finally, a friend arrived.
Merkel: Oh, no.
Macron: Oh, hell.
Brigitte: Another for dinner. I hope he likes me.
Merkel would look really good in a burka.
Or in a criminal court, in Deutsch land.
Throw in some strawberries and a can of whipped cream and Dutchy would dive right into Merkel’s pussy pie. Unless he’s homo.
I’m pretty sure Michelle Obama is Macaroni’s mom in black face, both played by the same male actor. An actor playing a wife is needed to cover up the latent homosexuality of both Barry Obama and Emanuel Macaroni.