Amou Haji is an 80 year old man who has chosen to live a solitary, nomadic life in Southern Iran. He hasn’t bathed in 60 years and smokes a pipe filled with animal feces. Haji believes “cleanliness brings him sickness,” according to the Tehran Times.
Though his chosen lifestyle may seem a little off, including eating his favorite meal of dead, rotten porcupine, Haji may be happier than many who live that of a more conventional lifestyle. He says the lacking of material possession actually makes him happy.
Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida massage therapist, says she sought the surgery in part to make herself “unattractive to men” (Total Recall fanboys might be in trouble still) and hopes to score her own MTV reality show out of her notoriety. What a world we live in…
[UPDATE] Surprising absolutely no one, plastic surgeons chiming in are highly skeptical about the plausibility of this kind of story, and the video interview with Tridevil doesn’t really help her case at all.
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Don’t just spit it out
This might have been a better place to post my Nurse Lover parody, it didn’t get her wet. In my defense, it was the dick talking.
I suppose your dick never said, hold my beer?
At this point you probably couldn’t even sandblast the shit off of Haji.
That dolphin was boning a dude. Can we skip the gay bestiality and stick to normal bestiality?
Once you try dolphins, how does that saying go…Once you go surf, ah fuck it.
sorry,stucky’s gone 4 the weekend–
besides,i’ve been having weird urges–
A repeat
best of the bunch.
seeing cats and humans get caught off guard and scared shitless is funny as hell to me.
this one bears repeating also
I can’t even get a groan here?
That was worth the repeat. Good thing it wasn’t mama bear.
I don’t think that man should be driving anywhere if he missed a BEAR in his peripheral vision on his porch in broad daylight. Just saying, Gramma… you may rethink your travel arrangements.
a favorite
A personal favorite!
Sourpuss is laugh out loud funny, nkit.
I wish I could catch fish like that.
Where’s the rest, where the tiger rips into the dogs?
That dog ain’t bluffing
I hear you, Hippo. “Get off my back!”
damn, I should have won the governor’s race…
This must have been filmed in Georgia.
That makes me think of when baton twirling was a big thing with girls. We all used to take baton lessons. Now you’re lucky if you see a majorette with a band.
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight,
it’s the size of the fight in the dog”
-Mark Twain
nkit…you must never stop providing some real friday fails for our amusement. Thank you.
Jasmines right boob is the fake one.
One cold Sunday afternoon in November, up in Milwaukee, this guy is home alone, watching football,
when two sheriffs come and knock.
“Is there a problem?” he asks.
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, does he have a picture of his wife.
The guy says: “Yeah. Why?”
Deputy says: “For identification purposes, Sir.”
Guy asks: “Is she ok?”
Deputy: “No, sir. She is danger and…Can we come in?”
Guy lets them in, and asks: “What kind of danger? Is she with my ex-wife?” as he retrieves a recent picture.
Deputy: “No, sir. She’s been hurt, and…
Guy interrupts, and says: “Yeah, well, she pouts a lot. She’s always whining that I’m mean to her.
Did she file a complaint?” …as he hands over the picture.
Deputy looks at the photo, sighs, and says: “Sorry to say this, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck, and…
Guy interrupts again, and says: “Yeah, I know. But she’s usually a sweetheart, and is a great cook. Has she been arrested?”
In frustration, the sheriff punches the guy, then says: “Come on. We have to get your sorry ass to the hospital to treat that bloody nose. Right away. Let’s go.”
Guy says: “Wait! The Packers are down by 2, and there’s only 4 minutes left in the game, and Rogers has them marching.
Where’s Gladys with my pizza, anyway?
There’s a moment of silence.
The deputies look at each other in disbelief, shake their heads from side to side.
One of them looks back at the guy and asks: “You got any more beer?”
Tyrone was having trouble in school.His teacher was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me crazy, Tyrone, can’t you learn anything!!?” One day Tyrone’s mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.
The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.
Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.
Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.
If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you voted for Obama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VRQWXgW4gA&list=RD4VRQWXgW4gA&start_radio=1&t=0&t=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VRQWXgW4gA&list=RD4VRQWXgW4gA&start_radio=1&t=0&t=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VRQWXgW4gA&list=RD4VRQWXgW4gA&start_radio=1&t=0&t=0
In triplicate? Not complaining, just noticing.
Three boobs was the stupidest decision I’ve ever seen.
STOP Right There at the 80 year old dirty man from Southern Iran.
What the hell?
Amou Haji is an 80 year old man who has chosen to live a solitary, nomadic life in Southern Iran. He hasn’t bathed in 60 years and smokes a pipe filled with animal feces. Haji believes “cleanliness brings him sickness,” according to the Tehran Times.
Though his chosen lifestyle may seem a little off, including eating his favorite meal of dead, rotten porcupine, Haji may be happier than many who live that of a more conventional lifestyle. He says the lacking of material possession actually makes him happy.
I suspect Admin throws these in from time to time just to see if TBPers are actually reading the Friday Fails or just waiting for nkit to come by and contribute some which do indeed bare repeating, pun borrowed not stolen.
I gotta hand it to you on this one. Amou Haji IS a doozy. I’ll be paying attention to what you are hiding in the Friday Fails.
You have to admit, having a miracle in your mouth is pretty amazing, too.