SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Amid heated debate in Washington over President Trump’s border wall, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has weighed in, ruling that construction on the U.S.-Mexico border wall can proceed, so long as it is “short enough that a pregnant woman carrying a child in each arm could be expected to scale it without difficulty.”
While that definition may seem vague to some, the Ninth Circuit’s judges further clarified in their decision that “two or three feet high ought to suffice.” Contractors working on the wall have been ordered to have a pregnant woman and several children on hand. Each family will be asked to stress-test climbing over the wall every ten feet to ensure all portions of the barrier are equally easy to scale. Should the sample woman have to exert herself too much, construction workers will have to lower that part of the wall.
“We are in full support of President Trump’s right to secure our nation’s borders, so long as his actions do not cause undue burden on those trying to get into our country illegally,” the court wrote in its decision.
The Court further assured Americans that is decision is in keeping with the Constitution, claiming that they googled “What is the Constitution?” and “Constitutional Law for Dummies” several times during deliberations.
I figure they’ll compromise – a 60 foot wall, but with solar-powered escalators every 1000 feet.
Someone should come out with a video game called “Border Defender”. Players would shoot invaders trying to cross a border zone. It’d be a huge hit.
Specially if it was wired directly into a drone.
Repeated calls for their Impeachment have been ignored. This latest ruling justifies their disembowelment.
the public is overwhelmingly in favor of the wall but the congress won’t fund it–
i have an idea that i believe will raise a few bucks for the wall,possibly shame some politicians into supporting the wall w/action instead of rhetoric,and gain a huge # of hits for tbp,which would hopefully result in badly needed revenue for admin–
what would you guys think of a gofundme for the wall,channeled thru tbp?
Trump is not going to do a damn thing on the southern border even though he could just sign an order or give a direct order to the Army Core of Engineers to build it.
that my friend is 100% correct and there is not a damn thing the democrats or their courts could do about it.
Breaking News: TampaRed Proposes Sneaky Alternative to Stop Illegal Immigrants at Wall
UPDATE: Ninth Circuit Court Changes Mind on Lowering Wall, Rules on Installing Different Solution Instead
This is a joke, right? Like something from The Onion?
the babylon bee is a christian version of the onion(not related),satire but not as hard hitting–
Christians don’t do satire!!!
How horrible this is, migrants are dying and Christians are mocking this fact.
Vote Hillary 2020.
Christians dying world wide and democrats are pushimng for more deaths.
all those who wish to give America away need to leave America.