A LITTLE GLITCH

“We had a little glitch in the stock market last month, but we’re still up about 30 percent from the time I got elected. It’s going to go up once we settle trade issues and a couple of other things happen. It’s got a long way to go.” – Donald Trump

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 3, 2019 2:33 pm

Glitch. I love it. The guy has some brass balls on him. When the market goes up, it’s his doing. When it goes down, it’s a little glitch. Wake me up if it goes down another 50%.

BonedAgain
BonedAgain
January 3, 2019 2:52 pm

What an absolute stupid fuck he is. No sane person would tie themselves to stock market performance, or pretend that they have control over it.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  BonedAgain
January 3, 2019 3:01 pm

Since when has he claimed to be sane? I guess maybe the time he said that he’s not only a genius, but actually a “very stable genius”. If you have to proclaim yourself stable, well… But for me that’s just part of the overall entertainment appeal of his presidency. It’s like if the price of gas doubled so he issued an edict requiring that gas be sold by the quart and then declared that he’d cut gas prices in half. Every other candidate would be thinking “how the fuck can he get away with that?” but also “why the fuck didn’t I think of that?”

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
January 3, 2019 5:25 pm

Who knew selling cell phones for $1000 wouldn’t work…..

Steve C
Steve C
January 3, 2019 6:18 pm

“…Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish…” — President Herbert Hoover, November 15, 1929.

Guy White
Guy White
January 3, 2019 7:02 pm

Everyone is ignoring / avoiding the coincidence of the leftist progs’ resurgence in the lower legislative organ.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Guy White
January 3, 2019 7:12 pm

That’s a great point. Trump should tweet out that the markets fell as soon as the Dems won the midterm elections for the House. Market losses were tempered by Republican gains in the senate, which were a great and very beautiful victory, which some have called the greatest electoral victory of all time.

Grog
Grog
January 3, 2019 7:53 pm

Michael Hastings’ car accident was just a glitch.
Seth Rich’s robbery…, you get the idea.

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
January 3, 2019 10:14 pm

I’m waiting for the next 1,000 point “glitch” on the DOW and corresponding pain on other indexes that the PPT isn’t able to stem.
More resignations and firings coming.
So who’s first on Trump’s Dead Pool List? Mnuchin or the Fed Head?