According to cops, Asher (seen in the above mug shot) and Richard Rice, 57, were found in possession of 3.37 grams of the drug, as well as a set of digital scales. Asher and Rice were each hit with felony narcotics possession and trafficking counts.
Scheduled to appear in court on November 12, Asher remains locked up in the county jail on $25,000 bond.
A homeowners’ association has filed a lawsuit seeking to bar a resident in the town of Manlius from parking his own pickup truck in his driveway.
The Kimry Moor Homeowners Association has filed a lawsuit against residents David and Arna Orlando in Onondaga County Supreme Court because they are parking their 2014 black Ford 150 pickup in their driveway at 511 Kimry Moor, just outside the village of Fayetteville.
The association wants an injunction to stop the couple from parking their pickup in the driveway of their home.
The association cites its regulations, which limits parking in driveways only to “private, passenger-type, pleasure automobiles,” according to the lawsuit. The association owns all the driveways in the development, according to court filings. The Orlandos could park their pickup in their garage, but not in their driveway.
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Rover’s red rocket attack
Watch his neck. Lucky he didn’t end up paralyzed or dead. That’s gonna hurt tomorrow.
It’s gonna hurt even more in about 30 or 40 years. Ask me how I know.
A regular Wile E. Coyote that boy…
I think more normal, wholesome white families need little black kids with flamethrowers to add diversity to the experience of the average white birthday party. Why fuck around with the silly string and candles set-up? Just skip straight to the flamethrower, little black kid. We know you want to.
Christine Blasey Ford?
Ladies and gentlemen…, brought you by nkit, Incorporated…, I present to you a reenactment of the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election.
On the next episode of Ow My Balls…. Incoming democratic congressmuslim taunts Prez Trump… Stay tuned!
St. Francis of Asissi probably laughing his wings off, at the karma in this one.
Kick save!
And this is why we have a space program.
That’s why we haven’t been back to the moon.
Might catch some flak for this one, but I know of no better place to put it up for a trial run.
So, with a warped sense of humor, WTH…
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Surgery
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become a bit loose and just a little too floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon. “I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation,” she said.
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. “I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself,” he said.
“The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago.”
“And what about the third rose,” she asked.
“That’s from a man in the burn unit – he wanted to thank you for his new ears…”
Priceless…….
A ship at sea was hit by a rogue wave which sent it to the bottom and three survivors were in a single life raft bobbing on the ocean.
One was a Mexican, one was a Russian, and the third was a Texan.
After a while, the Russian pulls a bottle of vodka from his pants, chugs it down, throws it overboard and says: “In Mother Russia, vwe have all the wodka vwe can drink!”
The Mexican sees this and pulls his bottle out, chugs it down, throws the empty bottle overboard and says: “In Mehico, we hab all kinds of tekeeela to drink.
The Texan sees this, pulls out his Colt.45 Peacemaker, shoots the Mexican, throws him overboard and says to the frightened Russian:
“In Texas, we have plenty of Mexicans”
Excuse me, sir, but I’m strangely attracted to your ears. Mind if I fuck them?
Bob the tranny chaser.
Twat? I cunt hear you.
I have ear infucktion!
I can hear the ocean.
Damn funny joke Lgr!! Got any more?
Gotta ration them, Bea.
Scrapun’ the bottom of the barrel.
The second reason his ears smell like fish.
A man, is stranded on a deserted island after surviving a shipwreck. He spends his days looking for better sources of fresh water and food. After finding good water and food sources he runs across a goat. After a hard day’s walking around and having trouble sleeping, the man starts to feel sexually frustrated and thinks of the goat.
One evening he decides to try his sexual desires out on the goat but, a big dog comes from nowhere and bites the man and drags him away from the goat. The man waits a week or so and after having a high level of need, decides to try the goat again. The dog once again comes out of the jungle and foils the man’s attempt.
Some months later as the man was doing his daily morning walking routine, he spies a beautiful woman that had washed ashore on the island but she is lifeless and the man successfully revives her with rest shade and cool fresh water.For days he nurses her, first with sweet fruit juices and water and later with fish and other safe varieties of vegetation.
She expresses her gratitude that she was brought back to life, she tells him “I will do anything you ask, to return the favor of saving my life”.
The man replies “Anything, really… anything?”
She repeats “Please let me repay you, I will do anything you want.”
The man says “I need you to come over here and hold this dog.”
Mustafa bin a Muslim
Don’t know how they got that weird one about the burglar, it’s been illegal to ‘club baby seals to death’ since the inception of the 1972 US Marine Mammal Protection Act. http://www.maninnature.com/management/arights/rights2a.html
‘Cuz it’s Worcester Crown Court in England, and his abattoir job is in Norway.
Neither of which is USA.
Yeah, buddy. Good one.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-resident-shoots-four-burglars-killing-one-police-say
Truckin’ music for little BB..
Great laughs.