VIRGINIA—In a statement issued from on high, the Almighty has agreed to spare the state of Virginia from His imminent wrath if state officials can locate just ten Democrats who never wore blackface or a KKK costume at some point in their lives.
God had announced His plan to immediately destroy Virginia, but Democrat leaders quickly begged him to spare the state if they could locate just 50 Democrats who never dressed in blackface. Being unable to do so, they managed to get the Lord to reduce the requirement to 40, then 30, then 20, and finally just 10.
Virginians’ relief, however, quickly turned to panic as Democrat lawmakers announced they couldn’t find a single leftist politician who hadn’t dressed in a horrifically racist costume in their college years. They thought they found one but he was accused of sexual assault and so didn’t count.
The state’s citizens immediately began gathering their things and fleeing for other states, being careful not to look back.
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At the rate the Democrat folks in Old Virginny are going, they will have to have all the state-wide political office holders put on the blackface and have a complete minstrel show, including a live abortion interlude, for the voters.
I’m sure Republicans would attend in droves such a “folkloric” cultural spectacular as lovers of good music; for the appreciation of the Old Dominion State’s colourful history; and as patrons of the arts
It will be good clean fun (in a traditional sort of way).
the smartest thing the reps could do right now is stay out of the way & keep quiet about it,except for trump,who has the power to inflame the dems–
Smite their ass, LORD! Real fire and brimstone!
Just keep that fire & brimstone shit to the north (DC) & east (Richmond). The rest of he state is mostly OK.
It is refreshing to see the left eat each other with their own “rules”. Alinsky #4 comes into play…make the “enemy” live by its own rules…couldn’t happen to a more vile and despicable bunch…
No, He just sent down a curse of stupidity so that their minds fled from their heads and left them with the dumb.