WELCOME MAT OF AVERAGE TBP READER

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19 Comments
Bob P
Bob P
March 3, 2019 10:23 am

I’m Canadian, so my mat says, “Please fuck off.”

Suds
Suds
March 3, 2019 10:29 am

Oh, someone please post the video of the 2 Jehovah Witnesses who ring the doorbell in the UK, and the home owner shows them in, and through another door to a room at the back of the house.

It’s funny as hell.
A different way of saying fuck off.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 3, 2019 1:35 pm
niebo
niebo
March 3, 2019 10:36 am

Mine says, “Come Back with a Warrant”.

Pequiste
Pequiste
March 3, 2019 10:56 am

The mat at my front door is, unfortunately, of plain coir, the kind that works great on muddy or slushy shoes and boots. Any printing is always erased after a couple of months.

There is a sign, however, at eye level:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Danger-Dog-Gun-Refuses-Take-Medication-Sign-Funny-Beware-Dogs-Signs-7-x10-040-Rust-Free-Aluminum-Made-USA-UV-Protected-Weatherproof-A81-377AL/241242852

And one may acquire it at a TBP advertiser.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
March 3, 2019 11:11 am

Oh please, YOU are insulting the TBP; it all depends on what a person says; are you a Global Warming Trump hating AOC loving unemployed LGBT dope head?

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  robert h siddell jr
March 3, 2019 1:42 pm

“the TBP” is this a new protected group?
There are no average members, these guys are all above average.
Think of the average TBPer and realize half of them are dumber than that.

Let There Be Light
Let There Be Light
  EL Coyote (EC)
March 3, 2019 4:02 pm

Reminds of the one about statisticians:

If there were 100 statisticians and every one put their right foot into a bucket of ice water and their left foot into a bucket of boiling water they all would respond that, on average, things are all right.

James
James
March 3, 2019 12:16 pm

Mine would just say:”Leave me alone”
WBFYTW

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
March 3, 2019 1:07 pm

“……….. AND DIE”

Aodh Macraynall
Aodh Macraynall
March 3, 2019 3:11 pm

Could be our house except for those nigger shoes.

Flag Hugger (EC)
Flag Hugger (EC)
  Aodh Macraynall
March 3, 2019 3:37 pm

Aww, look who’s all white bread and shit. I have a similar pair – Nike – I don’t wear them with white knee-high socks or in public (Walmarts).

Llpoh
Llpoh
March 3, 2019 3:20 pm

I have a snarling 200 pound dog laying on top of mine, just to reinforce the point.

Let There Be Light
Let There Be Light
  Llpoh
March 3, 2019 4:05 pm

Do you have the window sign with your 200 # buddy voicing: “I can hit the sidewalk in 1.47 seconds. Can you”?

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Let There Be Light
March 3, 2019 6:38 pm

So far no one has come close enough to one of our windows as to be able to read such a sign. Amazing how a 200 pound dog with attitude discourages folks from approaching the house. If they know you, all is well with the world. If not, well, you best take your act on down the road, whatever it may be.

Let There Be Light
Let There Be Light
  Llpoh
March 3, 2019 6:55 pm

I first saw that sign at the house of a Dutch guy from South Africa (yes, he was White).

Smart guy. Worked for a hi tech company that invented and sold intelligent filtering systems for aviation fuel worldwide. I think that company contributed a lot more to transportation safety than elon’s.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
March 3, 2019 4:07 pm

That mat is at the home of one of the more docile readers.

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
March 3, 2019 4:41 pm

I have to get me one of these.
It will be for all those doorknockers with nothing to do on the Sabbath who want to buy my house.
It’s not for sale – not yet, anyway. When it is, I’ll charge you double. Now get the hell off my driveway before I call the cops.
True story.
I told one of those Orthodox realty pests that and he excused himself right quick. He hasn’t been back but there are others.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 3, 2019 9:08 pm

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