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Didn’t the army have a meal like this…..”shit on a shingle?”
Breakfast with Narcissus.
If I’m fantasizing about buttering up and nibbling on my Natalie Portman’s tits toast, does that make me a pervert?
Not perv, but better – a gourmet.
With one condition: have to use that fancy Irish Kerry Gold stuff.
Peq.
You could do much better than Natalie Portman if you’re a tit man. Shit, you could do better than that slithering twat if you’re any kind of man.
This contraption puts new meaning into the phrase “You’re toast.”
Peq.
So now everyone can see Jesus in their toast.
That’s funny!
Slice of bread…5 cents
Selfie toaster…$25.
Telling people to “BITE ME” or “KISS THIS” while giving them toast with my butt cheeks burned into it…PRICELESS.
Fucking stupid. The idiot that invented it. The idiots that buy it.
The guy that invented it…..genius. The folks who buy it…not so much. But depending on the price, it does have some potentially interesting applications. Think of toast at IHOP with their logo, everyone at the table with their own faces on the toast. It has potential.
The Culture of narcissism reaches its apex!