Casualties of Saaaaaafety

Guest Post by Eric Peters

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety has cost us a lot – and not just money.

It has sucked almost all of the the fun out of driving – especially for those who were born after the Safety Cult established itself as mainstream state religion.

The Millennials, god help them. And us.

It happened during the ’90s, when strange rituals which had previously been practiced by a few neurasthenic people – fearful of everything – became state policy, enforced upon everyone.

These things are now unquestionable dogma.

For example, cossetting kids in saaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety seats for the duration of every drive.

Every drive has thus become a time-consuming chore for the parents – no more just getting in and going – and aversion training for the kids.

It is no accident that people who grew up after the Safety Cult went mainstream – the Millennials and up – don’t much like cars or driving.

Why would they?

From their earliest memory onward, a drive was not an exciting adventure but a kind of prison bus ride. The child forcibly strapped in, by inevitably impatient hands; he struggles a bit, perhaps – at first – and is scolded. He learns it is pointless; that he is helpless.

The bindings are pulled tight, skin is pinched, clothes bunched.

It cannot be comfortable.

If there’s something in the child’s pocket, he can’t get to it now. Untied shoes remain untied. He flails, futilely.

Whatever he’s wearing, he must continue wearing, whether he is hot or cold. All he can do is yelp for help.

The child is denied even the freedom to take his own jacket off – or put it on – according to his own desire and without having to plead for an adult Authority Figure to allow him to do so.

The child isn’t permitted to do more than look around – a little.

He can’t rotate his body to look behind him – and so is denied (and will never know) the view of the world receding that was once known to every American child.

Even looking to the side is difficult because of the way the child is harnessed.

Anything of interest is out of reach.

If he drops his book or toy, he must do without unless someone – an adult Authority Figure – deigns to hand it back. Which they probably won’t because they’re up front and also strapped in – though their bindings are self-applied, at least.

All the child can do is stare – and wait. His fate – everything – is in the hands of others.

He has no control over anything. He is dependent on the whims of others. He probably can’t even scratch where it itches – and forget sidling up close to his sister or brother to whisper a secret which the parents up front can’t overhear.

Imagine it. How stultifying it must be.

The child who has grown up in Safety Culted America has never experienced the wonder of laying upside down across the seat and looking up at the tree branches and sky. Nor of peering under the seats to see what treasures might be there; nor of putting his ear to the floorboard in order to hear the muffled whoosh of the road, perhaps to feel the warmth of the exhaust pipes beneath.

There is no gamboling out of the car the moment mom or dad puts it in Park. The child must wait while the laborious process of uncinching is undertaken. The child is denied the hallowed rite – now anathema – of proceeding ahead of the adults. Of rushing up the stairs, to knock on the door of their friend’s house and disappearing within before mom or dad can even get out of the car .

Youth is speed governend, chained to age.

No more clambering over the seat tops to ride in between mom and dad – or in one of their laps. Heaven forbid. The windows are up, the switch out of reach – probably remotely disabled, just in case. The child is not allowed to stick his hands out to feel the wind anyhow – and forget his head.

Instead, the child is cinched firmly into the saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety seat, very much like Hannibal Lector, strapped to the hand truck for his interview.

Except, of course, the child hasn’t eaten anyone.

But preventing cannibalism isn’t the object. And neither is saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety

Those of us who grew up before the Safety Cult took over are still here. How can this be? We were not strapped down like living luggage, could scratch where it itched and tickle our sister or whisper to a friend  . . . and didn’t die, since we’re still here.

We also loved going for a ride – and so, cars.

And yearned to drive them, as soon as we possible could – because of the freedom a car incarnated. Get in and go! Anywhere we liked, free to do as we pleased.

All gone now, and probably planned that way.

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10 Comments
yahsure
yahsure
March 12, 2019 8:32 pm

Cars are expensive. insurance sucks. if I lived in a big city I wouldn’t own a car.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  yahsure
March 12, 2019 8:39 pm

I’ve had no claims and my car insurance costs a hell of a lot more than the gas I use in it; that’s criminal!!!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 12, 2019 8:55 pm

I got safety burn-out working at BP.
Those people suck!

B.S in V.C.
B.S in V.C.
  YourAverageJoe
March 13, 2019 5:26 pm

Did a construction job for BP one time, osha ain’t got shit on BP safety standards. Some of the dumbest shit we ever had to comply with

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 12, 2019 11:01 pm

I’ll bet Mr. Peters is waiting with bated breath for the imposition of compulsory saaaaaaaftey seating (or carriers) for dogs and cats in vehicles.

My dogs absolutely hated to have their little heads out the window when out for a little drive. *
Your’s too?

*Except when going to the Vet; the buggers always know somehow.

Peq.

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
March 13, 2019 7:58 am

Take your anti safety out snowmobiling. Check out hot tots handlebars or any of the other devices that get your kids out there. Actual danger in this sport. And the safety devices offer no safety at all. Refreshing really, to see a man fly across a lake at 65mph with his two kids on the sled hanging on for dear life. Happy. Together.

martin
martin
March 13, 2019 11:54 am

One of my favorite memories from my teen years was when I was working on the Public works, and we would be taken to the job site by riding in the bed of the dump truck, standing just behind the cab wind in our faces, great fun, today I am not sure how many rules that would be violating, probably all of them

gilberts
gilberts
March 14, 2019 12:15 am

Nevertheless, Young One has driven my car, sitting in my lap. Young One is not always secured, especially if we’re within a couple minutes or miles of our destination. Once we’re off the state roads,Young One gets to be free. Young One has driven the truck down BLM roads in the middle of nowhere, steering more or less by themselves while I controlled the pedals. Young One has had a whiff of freedom others don’t get. Young One also knows how to buckle/unbuckle themselves and usually does now when it’s time to get in or out. Young One rocks in so many ways.

gilberts
gilberts
March 14, 2019 12:19 am

In the Ukraine in 1997, I got a ride with a priest and his son. Their car was a new Ford sedan. We raced through Odessa streets, over potholes and cobblestones, with his son standing in the front passenger footspace, peering over the dashboard. I felt like we were experiencing a greater freedom than I had for many years in America. Nobody cared, nobody got hurt, all had a good time.