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28 Comments
cz
cz
March 31, 2019 2:21 pm

“Quit calling me Robert Kraft.”

cz
cz
March 31, 2019 2:23 pm

“Hey baby. Wanna find out if the liver-spot carpet matches the liver-spot drapes?”

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 31, 2019 2:24 pm

Sex and The City gets a squeeze and a feel from Joe No Integrity

Pequiste
Pequiste
March 31, 2019 2:50 pm

Y’know Eva baby, I don’t care that everyone else thinks that A.O.C. is the hottest Latina to ever land in D.C.
Uncle Joe here thinks you’re the hottest Latina spinner in the galaxy. Even more than J.Lo.
How about you sit on Uncle Joe’s face instead of some silly old endorsement.
C’mon mamacita; once for Democracia.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 31, 2019 2:57 pm

Uncle Joe’s vying, and
smells Eva’s mane.
Creepily trying
like hell, but in vain.
Longoria, see,
will reject his whiff;
Suggesting he go
and lick Adam Schiff.
Dems all think Hollywood
loves them a bunch,
most women therein
like carpet to munch.
Older white stiffies
rejected by gals
Disgustingly turning
to kiddies for pals.
So where does it end
For those gone astray
Consorting with evil,
And one day you’ll pay.
Not with your money
or loss of your fame.
A higher judge waits
And God is his name.
For none shall be hidden,
The Cruel and Mean
What’s done in the darkness
Eventually seen.
Some cry for justice,
but give it more time.
Remember His Words:
“Vengeance is Mine.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 31, 2019 6:49 pm

nice wordsmith!!

Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
March 31, 2019 3:03 pm

He said: “Mmmmnn. Do you smell pussy?”

She said: “No??!”

He said: “It must be your feet.”

TC
TC
March 31, 2019 3:51 pm

If Ol’ Creeper Joe was a Republican, you wouldn’t have heard about this until 2 weeks ahead of the election.

Bob P
Bob P
March 31, 2019 4:04 pm

Eva, longer in ya

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 31, 2019 4:11 pm
CCRider
CCRider
March 31, 2019 4:12 pm

“I can smell your cunt”

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  CCRider
March 31, 2019 9:14 pm

Did you burn the fish again?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
March 31, 2019 4:25 pm

What a great vantage point to check out your cleavage.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 31, 2019 4:30 pm

“Let’s play ‘Hide the Burrito'”

steve
steve
March 31, 2019 4:34 pm

“Ya know, even if there is grass on the field, I’d love to play ball with you.”

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
March 31, 2019 4:35 pm

A lecherous poacher who has reached his prime, Uncle Joe is just biden’ his time.

“Lemme tongue a wet willy into your ear, then another one deep into your rear!”

Bill McGrath
Bill McGrath
March 31, 2019 4:58 pm

“Are you wearing a skirt? ’cause I’d like to put you on a pedestal”

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
March 31, 2019 7:20 pm

Don’t move. My nose ring is caught in your hair.

GoneWest
GoneWest
March 31, 2019 7:56 pm

How about a little guacamole with that taco!

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
March 31, 2019 8:11 pm

Your hair smells like Yokes. We cuddle, you know. It’s a Boston thing.

TampaRed
TampaRed
March 31, 2019 9:22 pm

i was just in the car & heard on the radio that a female iowa politician is accusing biden of inappropriate behavior when he was vp & campaigning for her a few years ago –she of course is a bernie babe–

It just doesn’tmatter
It just doesn’tmatter
March 31, 2019 9:27 pm

Retire already, Creepy Joe.
Innocence and Irrelevance

nkit
nkit
March 31, 2019 10:53 pm

“I am Aqualung!!!!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 31, 2019 10:57 pm

“Are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?”

wholy1
wholy1
April 1, 2019 6:59 am

Where is your little girl?

wholy1
wholy1
April 1, 2019 10:31 am

May I stick my tongue in your ear?