That Annoying Pete Buttigieg Guy Is Just Another Liberal Hack

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

That Annoying Pete Buttigieg Guy Is Just Another Liberal Hack

No, Democrat wonder candidate du jour Pete Buttigieg is not some bridge-building centrist who really gets the vibe of Normal Americans and promises to bring us all together in a festival of hugging and liking each other. That’s a con. He’s just another leftist who wants to do all the same miserable things to people like you and me that every other pinko trying to pick up the torch from Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit wants to do. Only to get past our defenses, to avoid tripping our alarms like Big Chief Liz and Willie Brown’s Ex do, he tries to be really low-key and boring about it.

And oh, is he ever boring. He looks like Sheldon on that Big Bang show, and when he talks you want to throw back your head and moan as the goo-goo clichés wash over you. He’s so boooooooring; he sounds like he’s always on the verge of chiding you to use your inside voice. Even Beto is more interesting, and Beto is not interesting.

Plus he’s gay, you know – another thing that’s boring about him, although the media makes like it’s some super-hip and exciting twist. Welcome back to the cutting edge of 1979 – he’s gay, and he’s definitely going to freak out the squares whether they like it or not! In that vein, he recently bravely took on the Veep’s non-comments about him and being gay and so forth. Here’s the most recent public comment by Mike Pence on Pete Buttigieg, uttered in 2015. Brace yourself for this fireball o’ hate!

When WSBT 22 asked Pence what he thought of Buttigieg’s announcement [of coming out as gay], he replied, “I hold Mayor Buttigieg in the highest personal regard. We have a great working relationship. I see him as a dedicated public servant, and a patriot.

YOU MONSTER! Now Pete is bravely resisting this raw, four-year-old bigotry! “And that’s the thing I wish the Mike Pence’s of the world could understand, that if you have a problem with who I am, your problem is not with me. Your quarrel, sir, is with my creator.” Take that, super-confused nice guy Mike Pence! Pete Buttigieg is not going to just stand there while you don’t talk about him and his gayness!

Gay liberation has truly become mainstream when all it provokes is a yawn among the Normals, and you have people like Pete having to pretend that he’s being oppressed. He’s like those kids in Footloose– they’re going to dance to their rock n’ roll music no matter what, and you Jesus-loving prudes can’t stop them!

Oh, Pete likes Jesus. We’re supposed to breath a sigh of relief that he allegedly doesn’t outright hate religious Americans like his coastal comrades do. Phew! Except he seems to have issues with “evangelicals,” which he apparently defines as “bad people who refuse to embrace my version of soft Protestant dogma.” He is really upset about “hypocritical” Christians who like Trump – you know, the guy who actually stood up against Christian persecution in American society – and he was happy to tell us how we don’t meet his exacting Jesus standards. Luckily for us, Protestantism is all about telling dorks like him to take his theological deep thotz and stuff them where the hymns don’t echo.

Buttigieg was in the Navy too. Again, this is another resume line item that is supposed to make us Normals overlook his deeply ingrained leftism. John Kerry was also in the Navy, and his gambit didn’t work out either. When are Dems going to figure out that doing a tour is cool, but it’s not a “Get Out of Liberalism Free” card?

Also, he was an intelligence officer. Two kinds of guys are intel officers. One is the really smart guy that nothing gets past. I liked those guys. The other is the guy the commander doesn’t want to trust with an important job, like passing out volleyballs. I don’t know which kind Buttigieg was; maybe he was squared away, maybe he was focused on coffee-making ops for the command group. Pete’s presumed to be smart because he went to Harvard. Of course, Harvard is the place that took in that gun-hating guy after my alma mater turned him down, and it’s also where the median grade is an “A-.” So, the university-based presumption of smartness is pretty presumptuous. Just saying.

We keep reading how Mayor Pete, of the thriving wasteland that is South Bend, is a super-moderate moderate of moderation. After all, he recently confessed that he is a “capitalist,” which in this Dem primary makes him practically Barry Goldwater. Oh, but he qualified that – it has to be “democratic capitalism.” You know, when strangers get to vote on what you can do with your own money, it’s not actually capitalism, is it?

Where is he on other stuff? Lefty Dem down the line. Killing babies minutes before they’re born? He’s cool with late-term kid-snuffing, unlike us bad Christians – what are we, Pete? Was that “hypocrites?”

He’s perfectly happy to dictate every aspect of your life because of the global warming scam. No cars, no planes, no Big Macs for you! Pete knows better.

He wants to take over your health care because the present system – you know, the one that Obama and liberals like Mayor Pete put into place – is a total failure. Don’t worry, they will get it right this time! Those Harvard guys are super smart, you know.

He’s willing, eager even, to raise taxes because – just like every other liberal – Centrist Man thinks he’s better able to determine how to spend the money you work for than you are.

He’d also ban the guns you choose to use to protect your freedom from aspiring totalitarians, which strikes me as a real conflict of interest considering his keen interest in totalitarian control over every aspect of your life.

In fact, if you look at everything Pete Buttigieg is promising, you will not find one single proposal that either increases how much of your own earnings you get to keep or that increases your freedom. Not one. Just like with every other liberal Democrat, everything he would impose upon you will make you poorer and less free. But to him and his ilk, that’s fine, because your prosperity and your liberty are not the goals. They are obstacles to the real objective – more prosperity and more power for people like Pete Buttigieg.

He doesn’t want a society where Americans come together. He wants to keep ripping us apart, while using his soothing tones and unity clichés to okey-doke us into letting him into the Oval Office. And if we are fooled again, like so many suckers were by Barack Obama, we’d find the new boss is the same as the old boss.

Let’s face it – the America the Democrats are trying to trick us into accepting is not the one we want. As I chronicle in my action-packed novels about an America split apart into red and blue, People’s RepublicIndian Country and Wildfire, their path does not lead to anything good. Step one to regaining our country is not to fall for pinkos in sheep’s clothing like this Buttigieg dude.

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24 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 11, 2019 8:10 am

Wasnt the guy right before Trump also a Buttgeek?

Grog
Grog
  Iska Waran
April 11, 2019 11:37 am

He’s openly gay.

Probably has his ‘gaydar’ on.

I call him Butt-Geiger.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
April 11, 2019 8:13 am

There is a crapper full of those “DUDEs” out here. You only have to look as far a your local public school staffing to see it. So called institutions of higher learning are riddled with these parasitic dudes. They in turn churn out more of the same. A college degree is nearly worthless in today’s job market. You don’t need to look any further than your engineer, machine tool operator, plumber, millwright, mason, auto mechanic, manufacturing, FARMING and medcine to see it. Look at the school curriculum. It is not uncommon to find a young person that can’t write cursive, and or read beyond a 5-6 grade level coming out of high school. Heaven help us if they ever loose their hearing. Just my opinion but, I think we have built a rat ship or sorts.

On a positive note, we are, in some places, ever so slowly getting back to what you “really” know or can do, vs, what you have papered the wall with. It is already beginning to creep into the professions that require real science and math in those professions. A “good” education is an enhances your ability to think and produce new and better products.

I forgot to mention our public schools and colleges are churning out great carpet baggers and dreamers.

oldtimer505

tOLER
tOLER
April 11, 2019 8:19 am

No Christian would vote for a buttwrecker. The anus is not a sex organ. Tolerance in not a strength and sin is not conducive to a stable civilized society. The is how it ends.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  tOLER
April 11, 2019 10:50 am

Well said and to the point.

Montefrío
Montefrío
  tOLER
April 11, 2019 2:17 pm

It ain’t just Christians who wouldn’t vote for them.

Anon
Anon
  tOLER
April 11, 2019 2:41 pm

I can almost always (no, scratch that: ALWAYS) make my wife have an orgasm, if she lets me touch her “down there.” So I say it IS a sex organ.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Anon
April 11, 2019 9:13 pm

That’s impressive Tim Stinkfinger.

razzle
razzle
  Anon
April 12, 2019 3:20 am

I can always make your wife orgasm by telling her to wipe her own damn self.

credit
credit
April 11, 2019 8:37 am

Thanks for that data about Harvard,’s median grade being A-! That shows me they do not grade on a curve, which I infer to mean the grades are generally subjective. Touchy- feely grades are therefore behind the very high salaries of less competent people in this country.

Bubbah
Bubbah
April 11, 2019 9:12 am

This guy is just another commie wannabe. He does speak more coherently then some of the others, but his arguments hold no weight. Pushing for killing viable babies that can easily live outside the womb, is murder period. No wiggle rooms attempting to use the term “fetus” or something to make as if its just some random cells scraped away. If this guys is supposedly “moderate” then holy shit, there is no moderate. Starbucks guy is not even very moderate, yet he is light years away from his fellow Dems. It was only 20yrs ago there were still some pro-life Dems, and some pro 2nd Ammendment Dems. Those days are gone. Buttplug isn’t going to get much traction, being gay just isn’t enough intersectionality anymore, a big chunk of the Dems want a loud commie resistance persona to lead their comrades in destroying America. The world is crazy, but wow, the enemies domestic seem to have finally removed the veil.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Bubbah
April 11, 2019 10:31 am

“…the enemies domestic…”
Nice turn of a word string.

I was eagerly waiting for someone to use the “buttplug” appellation. Thank you.

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
April 11, 2019 11:14 am

Contemporary Democrat.
Don’t bother, nothing worth hearing.

TC
TC
April 11, 2019 11:28 am

Who would name their kid “buttplug?”

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 11, 2019 12:06 pm

Yay, someone who gets it. Umm, gets it in the butt. Correction: another freak that wants to stick it to “you”. Don’t ever turn your back on a dem!

Montefrío
Montefrío
April 11, 2019 2:15 pm

Yeah, “action-packed” novels. Wow: fiction! Here’s a clue, Kurt: make your ideas non-fiction! Fight, fight against the dying of the light, no whining allowed!

NoThanksIJustAte
NoThanksIJustAte
April 11, 2019 3:02 pm

RELATED NEWS: Millions of Americans Asking Themselves Same Question Regarding New Presidential Contender.

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Southern Sage
Southern Sage
April 11, 2019 6:54 pm

Queers do queer things, and this queer is running for president.

gilberts
gilberts
April 11, 2019 7:09 pm

It’s Master Beto, Kurt, Master Beto. Let’s make that one stick. Masterbato has a ring to it I like.

Oh, and Pete’s going to need a nickname, too. Howsabout Prozac? Or Ball Fondler? Or Pervy Pete? Pete The Geek?

Big Dick
Big Dick
April 11, 2019 7:30 pm

I am sorry did I miss his offer to butt fuck and cock suck, any person that will vote for this piece of queer shit?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Big Dick
April 11, 2019 9:09 pm

Pit him with Kamala doing tricks for votes and they would pick up all the vote… well, except the muzzies, seeing how they like camel, sheep and goats.