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Dog lover, no doubt.
licking his balls
What you don’t see is the video camera the owner attached to his dog’s nose.
What if I really, really want to stab someone?
Make your way to CNN and have at it.
I was about to say something rude but judged by the nonexistent tits that this is a young girl, so I’ll simply observe, isn’t nature wonderful?
Confucius say, “Woman who straddle trees have crack up”.
Geez, the rat just doesn’t get tired.
The Sonny Bono routine.
I just hate it whenever a baseball falls into my beer.
The guy in white landed too soon.
Must be in Russia.
I hate those fucking showoff ostriches.
I hear u . . . STUCK! STUCK! STUCK! STUCK!
Yeah, Pistorius had NO advantage in the Olympics….LOL.
Dammit, I was aiming for the bus.
Dindjitsu
Dequan’s career in parkour ended before it really got started.
Chimp tooth extraction.
In my imagination I was making my way through the curves when the shot changed to a shitty race car.
He stole my move!
Chicks bust wide open for Alpha males.
Set them free!!
thanks for that . . . STUCK! STUCK! STUCK!
Buttons couldn’t hold in those chesty screams.
Wow, that bar is made of the strongest alloy known to man!
The inherent inevitability of physiognomy.
She was on her way to sign up for the Infantry.
Curiously, at the Seismic Data Monitoring Lab upstate, the Richter scale pegged to 3.7 briefly.
Physiognomy pertains only to facial features; for clarification only
Conformation is to the body what physiognomy is to the face.
I was addressing her face. Her expression of inevitability cast in the dies of failures past.
STUCK STUCK STUCK in action . . . STUCK!
Stucky is married. Find someone else.
Yeah, but she didn’t stick the landing, did she?
The guy in white did
And replay confirmed that the frisbee hit the ground… upon further review, incomplete.
Is that Stucky in his bear costume?
Stucky the bear
A mother is tough when it comes to her young.
But can she cook?
I don’t think it matters, does it- she clearly likes to play with more than one pair of balls
She can cook and play with one pair of balls at the same time.
Bob- No… but she’s really good palming balls.
Can she do it with white balls?
White balls can’t bounce… wasn’t that a movie?
CNN cameraman. Good horsie!
He don’t like paparazzi either.
A great hoof shot.
No!
Nice pool.
My pool.
God, how I want a bite of that!
That’s one helluva cat. And a lesson on attacking an attacker.
Incredible
Anyone who has ever had a litter of puppies knows that they are escape artists
Litterer!
You are on a roll, Bob.
That was a good belly laugh!
Oh, please mount me next.
God help me, the milk came right through her clothes (and so did I).
Holy sh*t! . . . STUCK! STUCK! STUCK! STUCK!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stuck! STUCK! stuck! STUCK! stuck!
Safe!
Love how the guy in the 2nd car is like “Hey man, that was cool and all, but I’ve got places to be.”
Very entertaining FRIDAY FAIL guys!!! Thanks for the laughs.
here’s one 4 all you flat earfers
https://www.gocomics.com/rubes/2019/04/09
Yessir. Tha’s a goot one.
It looks like the little girl in the “Why So Serious Tattoo,” picture is puzzled as to why the dude has a pacifier-nub between his legs.
fuzzy nuts . . . like STUCK! STUCK! STUCK!
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04-12/lonely-millennials-are-making-friends-houseplants-causing-industry-explode
The cheerleaders on the cop car are HOT says STUCK! STUCK! STUCK! STUCK! STUCK! STUCK! STUCK! STUCK!
STUCK! ….stuck!
STUUUUUCCCCCKKKK