While other reporters waste their time examining Donald Trump’s public statements, interviewing his high school classmates and poring over legal filings, investigative reporter Vicky Ward has produced the definitive book on our current president.
For example, did you know our president got breast implants in high school (Ivanka claimed she was just “curvy”), bought his way into Harvard (Jared is even dumber than you thought), and together have no books in their New York apartment? (Some dispute that there are no books, citing “a few art books” or “decorator-curated books.”)
Ward’s recently released blockbuster, Kushner, Inc.: Greed. Ambition. Corruption. The Extraordinary Story of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump
On the bright side, Jared has stopped rolling his eyes so much about his father-in-law now that Trump is president, er, “president.” Until Trump’s nomination was a virtual lock, Jared was back in New York pretending not to be related to him.
Only after Trump had racked up a slew of primary wins did a lightbulb go on in Jared’s head: Hey! This presidential campaign could be great for business! According to a close associate, Jared viewed the campaign as a terrific “networking opportunity.”
In short order, Jared moved himself in, and moved campaign manager Corey Lewandowski out.
Jared would later shyly cop to being “[The Man Who] Won Trump the White House,” as a Forbes magazine cover story put it.
And who understood the beating heart of the Trump voter like Jared and Ivanka? With Javanka in charge, the campaign schedule was soon bristling with such items as “women’s empowerment week,” “education week” and “entrepreneur week.”
In no time, Trump was 16 points down and sinking fast. Steve Bannon was brought in, whereupon he promptly threw out all the Working Women’s Intersectional Global Warming weeks and got back to Trump’s issues.
Jared assured Bannon that the campaign had $25 million on hand. That’s when Bannon had to explain “debits” to Kushner. The campaign had $25 million — provided you didn’t count all the unpaid expenses. When those were included, it turned out the campaign was in debt.
As the SAT board had discovered, math wasn’t Jared’s strong suit.
Although it has been well reported that Jared’s Harvard admission was purchased for him by his father, Ward produces a shocking new detail. Of the five tracks at Jared’s high school, he wasn’t at the bottom of track one, perhaps suitable for a lesser Ivy League with solid SAT scores. He wasn’t even in track two. Jared was in track three.
But now he has co-opted the Make America Great Again movement for his own personal advancement. I guess that makes him smarter than Trump.
Apart from staging photo-ops, including her “princess moment” at the inaugural ball (her words), Ivanka’s first order of business upon winning the presidency was assigning White House office space. Her map showed a big office for her, a big office for Jared — and also a nice corner office, which was designated “Trump family office.”
Transition officials, Ward reports, “were surprised that the first lady did not appear to have an office. So, too, was Melania Trump, who quickly put an end to Ivanka’s scheming
Jared’s BFF, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS), and the crown prince of Abu Dhabi, Muhammad bin Zayed (MBZ), refer to Jared as “the clown prince.” Bone-cutter MBS assured those around him that he had Jared “in my pocket.”
MBS and MBZ derided Jared’s Middle East peace plan as infantile, while using him to achieve their objective: war with Qatar. According to an American businessman’s leaked emails, their attitude was, “Nobody would even waste a cup of coffee on him if it wasn’t for who he is married to.”
As one former top White House official explained: “Jared never understands the details of anything. He’s just impressed by names.”
Following meetings at the White House and also with the Kushners over their 666 Fifth Avenue property, former Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Hamad bin Jassim reported back to the emir that “the people atop the new administration were heavily motivated by personal financial interest.”
After Ivanka’s speech introducing her father at the Republican National Convention — rivaled only by Billy Carter’s introduction of his brother, Jimmy! — she tweeted from her personal account: “Shop Ivanka’s look from her #RNC speech.”
After the Trump family was interviewed on CBS’s “60 Minutes,” Ivanka’s company emailed out a “style alert” advertising the $10,800 diamond bracelet she’d worn on the show — “available from Ivanka Trump Fine Jewelry.”
Ivanka has managed to win a slew of trademarks in China since her father became the Figurehead President, with several approvals being fast-tracked at about the same time Trump was hosting Chinese President Xi Jinping at Mar-a-Lago.
Instead of “Make America Great Again,” the motto of the Trump presidency is, as one of Trump’s legal spokesmen put it: “The advance team for Jared and Ivanka.”
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There is no such thing as fake tits when bound in a simulation.
Speaking of nice boobs….
I like Anne, she doesn’t seem to play favorites much.
My, talk about doing a 180° turn. Coulter is now butt-hurt by Trump’s recent tweets of her and has turned into another journalistic nemesis. All of them playing their paid parts while the American people get taken down the road to ruin while the cabal continue to rob the piggy bank. What a friggin’ charade all of this is. I’m sick and tired of ‘Reality TV’. Aren’t you?
Ann is probably the only honest player in the whole mess you dolt.
I think Ann is gonna be taken off The Donald’s Christmas card list.
The whore of Babylon married to the Man of Peace….glad I vote for ’em now.
Ann’s been watching RamzPaul videos.
What happened to Trump?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A3SBkUvwi8&t=3s
Black Pilled must watch . Trump is fake wrestling.
The Art of the Schlemiel
Ivanka is not his daughter. At least not genetically.
“If both parents have blue eyes, the odds of their baby having blue eyes is 100 percent.”
HF, before TBP, I would never have imagined something that almost makes sense now – the rich raise each other’s kids. Case in point: Trudeau, Chelsea, Khloe.
https://thenewdaily.com.au/entertainment/style/2017/07/21/ivanka-trump-eye-colour/
Remember way, way back when I said my biggest beef with Trump was his serial family dumping? I wasn’t just concerned with the morality of it, but all the attendant baggage that brings along with it. Do you think she isn’t aware of the fact that he isn’t her real father? And when he dumped their mother, did you know that his children cut him out of their lives for several years? Do you think any of that might have been baked into the cake? Maybe part of her life mission is to avenge her Mother’s betrayal or to establish her autonomy from his shadow- whatever complicated, Machiavellian elitist shit that goes on in broken families of the rich and famous. I’m almost 60 and whenever I speak with my father, no matter what, I am always his child in the relationship. It’s unavoidable when you’ve got a solid relationship rooted in a lifetime of trust and loyalty. What must it be like for someone who was abandoned for a side piece?
I’m just reading into this, maybe they are the exception to the rule, maybe there’s a weird genetic anomaly in the family where blue-eyed parents begat brown eyed offspring. Maybe the divorce was the best thing for the kids because you know how important a parent’s happiness is to a child, blah, blah, blah. All I have to go on is everyone I have ever met and everything I have ever seen.
Jared is a bad seed from a poisoned tree. His father was a criminal and he’s sure as hell acting sketchy as fuck and everything connected to him involving Trump indicates that his influence on his wife is transferred to her influence on POTUS. All the things Trump promised, he has failed to accomplish and all the things he has accomplished- and yes, there are a couple of exceptions- were not part of a platform he ever gave voice to. What are we to make of that?
If one of my cows ever looked at me like that, it would be the next one to go in the freezer.
The kids have got to know he went WWE on Ivana because she ruined his hair. Ripped a chunk of her hair out in the process.
He always looks like he escaped from the wax museum. Weird.
Jared, like Zuckerberg, are androids. They aren’t real people. Open them up and find circuit boards and wires. Little automatons. I don’t think cows are that vapid.
agree . . . empty
Scrabble’s right.. why aren’t the Dems on this..
Hilarious!
And I didn’t even learn it from Q!
“why aren’t the Dems on this”…..
Because they are all on the same team !
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum- REAL CHAOS is coming, it’s the ‘goal’ they are striving for !
Maybe because it’s not true. I’m not saying it’s not true. I’m saying maybe it’s not true. Those very blue eyes on Ivana (the mom) look like contacts.
Good catch. It never occurred to me that people would wear contacts to change their eye color but my wife confirms that this is a thing.
I withdraw my contention, she fooled me.
My link above discusses the changes and mentions that Ivana has brown eyes.
My ex had multiple pairs of colored contacts and wore them sequentially (or not), blue for a couple days, green for a few, back to blue, US flag one day (no joke), purple for a day or two, cats-eye for a day; she was like a walking mood ring. Only problem was . . . I really don’t know what color her real eyes were. She also colored her hair a lot and wore “booster bras” with different-sized “pads”, and what I learned from that experience – other than a man will chew his own ankle off to escape a bear-trap – is that a woman (like Ivanka, for example) who is not satisfied with/accepting of who she is . . . will not be satisfied with/accepting of who you are, either.
What I mean is . . . a fake is a fake. And truth/reality is not good enough for them.
Oopsy. https://genetics.thetech.org/how-blue-eyed-parents-can-have-brown-eyed-children
Listen. Like politics everywhere “it” is a FAMILY business.
Don’t believe me?
Ask Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman yourself. He and about 12,000 of his cousins run the joint.
Ask Prince Harry and Megan Markle just how tough it’s going to be to grab the “top spot” with William and Kate popping out all those cute little “royals”. And Queen Betty is about as mint fresh a 92 year old as is possible; Charles and Camilla will just have to wait another decade or so I guess.
From the ancient Pharoah of the Upper Nile and Jews of Judea, to Medicis and Bourbons they stretch. Romanovs and Hohenzollern to Gandhis, Duvaliers, Perons, Kennedys and Bushes; history is super-saturated with political family dynasties that came to do good and did very, VERY well indeed. And did pretty much whatever the fuck they wanted too.
Nobody likes to give up a solid gig do they?
So what if the Jared666 couple are not the brightest bulbs, sharpest knives in the drawer or the sterling, virtuous characters we hoped they would be? They got their positions by being first daughter and spouse – comes with the territory.
Ann coulter is the most honest person in journalism . anyone who was paying attention to the trump knew ivanka would be trouble . her background is 100% rich NYC. Ann was trumps earliest supporter , and has paid a heavy price for it . she stuck with him right up until it became clear he was not serious about the immigration issue.
that is really y the ONLY issue . when the illegals turn Texas and Florida blue , and the GOP is mathematical eliminated from challenging president Bloomberg or vice president Deblasio , what do any gains made now on any other issue mean?
Once it is permanently theirs , ad they don’t EVER have to worry about losing the white house again then worst elements of the left will run amok :
supreme court? the dems will expand the court to 19 justices and confirm the farthest left judges the court has ever seen.
gun control ? pres. Bloomberg will pass London’s weapons laws . you will need a permit to own a kitchen knife , and it will have a gps tracking device that calls police if you leave the house with it.
abortion? every high school will be required to have a 24 hour free abortion clinic on site .
Taxes? 95% on income above 50K
electric cars? mandatory , combustion engines banned .
medical care ? state run single payer .
and on and on.
Attacking Ann for calling out Trump’s betrayal of his supporters? I wonder what amount of evidence will be required for the diehard True Believers ™ to finally figure out that Trump is not their guy.
Trump’s one chance was with the YUGE budget he signed last year. But I really don’t think Trump is DC savvy even now, and he had Paul Ryan leading (cough, cough) the Republican charge. Now he has almost no real power over building the wall, unless some of what he is doing isn’t stopped by the courts. But I don’t view Trump’s wall issue as a betrayal, in that he can’t just have it the wall built without congress. I think Trump does want the wall built, but maybe he was to much of an idiot to realize he should have kept with the gov’t shutdown and not signed that big ass spending bill that had zero wall funding in it. I don’t view Trump as a 3d chess guy, so I think the other talking heads (Ryan et al.) probably just talked him into it, saying “sure you can get that done later, lets just wrap this up and you can talk about the YUGE raise the military is getting instead for now.
Trump “is not their guy” is probably true, but in this messed up world, was Hitlery our guy? I voted 3rd party, write ins, and no votes for decades and that didn’t do shit. I didn’t expect that much out of Trump to begin with, so its hard to be disappointed much. I’m just happy we don’t have RGB x2 and intersectionality laws being pushed by congress and amnesty. The Gov’t is setup to make it difficult for Trump to act like a king and just make it so. Alot of Rhino’s are now gone, but now the Demo-Commies seem to run the House, not sure they are better, except at least they are honest with their insanity vs. pretending to actually like the avg person, when basically they were just rich Moderate Democrats.
As Far as Ann goes, I think she had way too much faith in what Trump as a politician. Trump is good at bullshitting, but he is not good at being a politician in the typical sense. He’s good at the Rally stuff, but when it comes to governing not so much. But I’ve also never seen this type of hatred and resistance from Deep state, gov’t, media…Ever. I’ll vote for Trump again in 2020 and not think twice about it, not bc/ he’s “my guy” but b/c my guys never fucking won anything ever. Other from some local state Republicans winning, my Presidential picks never won anything once. So I’m for voting against the Demo-Commies b/c I think there is a real difference, if you live in a blue state and you like your guns you can see the difference very quickly. The only thing stopping 2nd ammendment from being completely destroyed is your state Rep’s, since the Supremes apparently are more than fine with letting states enact insane restrictions.
El Creepy and Tits McGee need to be tried and put UNDER the jail for operating as foreign agents for Israel. That falls under high crimes and why this was allowed to happen is beyond me.
Fuk Q
Unfortunate choice of nickname
Good one Bea!
Thanks RiNS……..I wish someone could explain to me why/how these crimes go on in plain site and NOTHING is done about it. If there are all these people on the leftist/DEM side who want the Grand Cheeto out of office, why not go after this blatant criminal activity??
A sham investigation by a shill/actor investigator on election collusion was just a dog and pony show, this is the REAL thing. DC is the wild west of anything goes now days (not that it was not in the past).
Easy
Trump went to the only place moar corrupt than Gotham.
I am pretty much done with Trump. That said he is still the best of a bad lot..
Sez a lot! Even better than out Justine cuz at least Trump is an unapologetic sleaze bag.
And yeah if I could I would still vote for him in 2020.
“Three days before the presidential election, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump visited the Queens gravesite of Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson and, according to The Times of Israel, they prayed for Donald Trump’s victory.
Schneerson, who died in 1994, is an interesting character. Although he never claimed it himself, some of his followers consider him the Messiah, and others believe he is still alive.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson, known to many as the Rebbe, was a Russian Empire-born American Orthodox Jewish rabbi, and the last Lubavitcher Rebbe. He is considered one of the most influential Jewish leaders of the 20th century.
As leader of the Chabad-Lubavitch movement, he took an insular Hasidic group that almost came to an end with the Holocaust and transformed it into one of the most influential movements in world Jewry.”
Hell hath no fury like a tranny scorned.
“Winning!” ——– T4C
Do you want me to tally the votes for you? Or, should I just send you my spiffy neat-o new HP calculator?
New book just released this week:
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Maybe the author, Rick Reilly, is just another #neverTrumper. Below is a short NY Post article summarizing the book.
https://nypost.com/2019/03/30/trump-is-the-worlds-worst-cheat-at-golf-players-and-celebs-say/
What does it say about a man who even cheats at golf? Just competitive? Or, a sleezebag?
“Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man.”
Clinton was also a renowned golf cheat.
I find it ironic that one transgender is calling out another transgender on his looks.
Her titties grew! Beautiful melons!!!
EC-What a high class joint we frequent. The oval orifice has gone full retard with the Kosher Nostra running the show and all these maroons can do is clap like trained seals at the prospect of large titties. Good Lord!!
We should just go lite porn and forget about economics and politics.
Hell with lite porn, let’s go full porn! You can’t get more obscene than the actions of the Archon ate up Khazarian Zionists. Full spread beaver shots are more wholesome and natural in my opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=45&v=O_8pD6dyWFk
Perv. Forward that to my email.
LMFAO!!! So disgusting and distasteful. CC me too, so I can share my disdain with my distro list.
Never heard of her before, but I kinda like the way those pants fit her.
Quit pissing all over the joint, man! There’s nothing wrong with ruminating on an Ivanka-Melania menage! JEEBUS, titties ARE politics. The CIA doesn’t hire beautiful models for their lightning fast ability to learn Farsi!
heh, heh 🙂
I’m all in.
If you play Hava Nagila backwards, you get Looney Tunes
What the hell is a nagila anyway, and what if I don’t want one?
Is this the same Ann that was banging JJ ?
Coulter is a malcontent. Backstabbing bitch works too.
Not sure if this is what I was supposed to pick this up from the article or not, but, as soon as I saw the unflattering side-by-side I thought “fake t*ts = . . . fake”
Hmmmm.
Juden?
Chelsea is also transforming. Look out for a book titled Becoming Chelsea.
The Manning or Hubbell-child version? Both are abominations of humanity and require eye bleach.
Hooray for fake t*ts and . . . STUCK! STUCK! STUCK! STUCK!