WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Attorney General Barr suggested that the FBI and other agencies spied on Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, former FBI director James Comey fired back.
“We did not spy,” he told reporters as he stretched for his morning yoga class. “We just observed and reported secretly without the subject’s knowledge or consent.”
“See, I’ve never considered that spying,” he added as he formed the “downward dog” pose. “That’s just kind of secret watching. It’s definitely not the same thing. When you spy, you watch someone without their knowledge. When you secret-watch, you just kind of secretly watch them.”
“If we redefined spying to include all secret watching, we would have to include all the watching of American citizens on a daily basis as spying, and that probably wouldn’t be good for our public image.”
He then asked reporters if they would take a picture of him looking pensively up at the trees.
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Other than stating Comey was being interviewed during his yoga session, I’m not sure this is satire.
The entire United States of Transgenders has become a satire at this point my friend.
The first 15 minutes of Idiocracy should be required viewing of every student in 7th grade American Civics class. If you didn’t view it, you don’t get elevated to 8th Grade.
UPDATE: Hitler Breaks Silence, Responds to Comey from Hell; “See? Das ist EXAKTLY vat happened with me! A simple misunderstanding zat can happen to anyone!”
I did not have sex with that woman. I just repetitively insert withdraw an over vascular organ in order to decrease peripheral arterial pressure.
This is supposed to be satire. Sorry, it’s truth.
I googled “James Comey” & “pussy.” Not sure why Google brought me to this article.