IGNITION….BLASTOFF

Elon should probably smoke some more weed. He’s having a bad day. I love how they call a fucking explosion an anomaly. Have you put a deposit down on a new exploding Tesla or for a trip to the moon on an exploding Musk rocket?

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21 Comments
RICHARD FASANELLA
RICHARD FASANELLA
April 21, 2019 2:10 pm

Who the hell are you to diminish the forward progress, personal investment and risk of one of today’s bravest entrepreneurs into a smack headline to advance your one-in-a-million attempted journalism career? Oh wait, I know! A small minded, jealous, pathetic want-to-be.

Admin
Admin
  RICHARD FASANELLA
April 21, 2019 2:31 pm

Oh look. We’ve attracted another low IQ halfwit who is still sucking Elon’s dick. Keep worshipping this narcissistic huckster who sucks off the government teet to survive. You will be revealed as a dumbass when Tesla declares bankruptcy. And oh yeah – go fuck yourself.

Your MoonGod
Your MoonGod
  Admin
April 21, 2019 9:13 pm

that made my day..hilarious!

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Admin
April 22, 2019 12:34 am

You have attracted someone who bought Tesla’s stock at $400/share.

Ham Roid
Ham Roid
  RICHARD FASANELLA
April 21, 2019 6:47 pm

I’m so glad my parents didn’t name me Dick.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Ham Roid
April 21, 2019 11:45 pm

My dad was named Richard, and actually preferred to be called “Dick.” But it wasn’t that big a thing back in the 50-70s.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  RICHARD FASANELLA
April 21, 2019 8:29 pm

Go buy some more BTC. I’m sure it’ll be stable in the future.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  RICHARD FASANELLA
April 21, 2019 8:41 pm

It’s not a good idea to expose the real Richard Fasanella to unwanted attention from the internet.

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
April 21, 2019 2:23 pm

WTF? They’re not even safe to park next to?

Bwahahabababa

Pequiste
Pequiste
April 21, 2019 2:45 pm

The car looked like a Mafia hit.

Rocket going poof is just symptomatic of problems with quality control – isn’t it? What was the explanation? Oh, Mr. Musk needs some more fat government contracts!

Now raise your hands- who wants to go for a space ride? What about a Tesla car ride?

starfcker
starfcker
April 21, 2019 4:20 pm

Leave it to the weekend crew to screw things up. Don’t worry, the regular guys will fix everything on Monday

NoThanksIJustAte
NoThanksIJustAte
April 21, 2019 4:45 pm

BREAKING: Competitors Struggle to Match Success of Tesla Portable Human BBQ Machine

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Anon
Anon
April 21, 2019 7:08 pm

Im posting as Anon here, just for personal reasons. I post here semi-regularly under an actual screen name, but not for this….A few years back, I had a lady from Space-X with me on a boat offshore during a launch. I was out there to keep people out of the launch zone near the pad, offshore security. It was, of course, during the one that exploded about 20 seconds or so after lift off. The first time they tried re-using a rocket. Had someone’s super expensive satellite on it. We asked her what had happened, and she said nothing, as far as she was aware. We asked if they were doing something new with the booster separation or anything like that, because that didn’t look right, and she no, its the same Falcon-9 as always, this is just the first time we’ve reused a rocket. I said ‘Im pretty sure that thing blew up’. My buddy and I, who were standing behind her, made eye contact and kinda smiled, because we’d seen tons of these things, Atlas-V’s and a few Delta-IVs go off, and had never seen it look like this before. We knew, we were just being polite because she was a nice lady, and had brought us some snacks and space-x ‘swag’ for the boat ride. It was hard to see from the ground, just a long contrail, a puff of dust kinda spreading in a couple directions, and then no more contrail. She’s trying to make phone calls, figure it out, I pulled out my phone and went to fucking Zerohedge, because I know how much they loathe Musk, and sure as shit, they had already posted a video and an article of it, not 2 minutes after it happened. I showed that lady my phone while she’s trying to get a hold of someone, and she looks at it and said “who is this tyler durden guy, and how was it possible for him to post this so fast?” I explained to her that it was just a guy who wants to remain anonymous with his writing and who happens to REALLY hate Elon Musk. ZH had that shit posted faster than this space-x employee could even figure out what had happened. A few minutes later, she’s getting frustrated, and Im like ‘if this is anything like an Air Force launch, the people in that room aren’t going anywhere, or making or answering any phone calls, for a long time, and not until they make their statements’. You don’t want to be in a mission control type room when something like that happens, you aren’t going anywhere for a while. Also, plan on peeing in a cup, just because you were in the room, even if you had nothing to do with the rocket or activating the ‘range safety package’. Again, with Space-X it might be different, but with the .gov birds thats how it goes down. But she still can’t get ahold of anyone, and now I got her reading about it on ZH, and watching the video they posted on my phone. It was a quiet boat ride back.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Anon
April 21, 2019 8:32 pm

Did she have nice tits?

DRUD
DRUD
  Articles of Confederation
April 22, 2019 12:41 pm

Yes, please always hit the salient details first.

First Guy in
First Guy in
April 21, 2019 9:22 pm

Apparently no reader ever created a successful company. There is bound to be failures and setbacks – the reward goes to the tenacious. And yes, availing oneself of stupid Government options is not an inexcusable way if used to advance technology, serve science and employ hundreds. Oh yes, and kudos for risking self earned wealth – no silver spoon here.

IluvCO2
IluvCO2
  First Guy in
April 21, 2019 9:31 pm

Let him do it without sucking off the taxpayer teat, dickwad. Any failures to be absorbed not my him but by the common folk. Fuck him. Any advancement he creates will not be returned in kind. Go stick a silver spoon up your commie ass, and let a big black schlong be the First Guy In. Douchebag.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  First Guy in
April 21, 2019 9:48 pm

Wrong on two counts. 1) “No reader [has] ever created a successful company.” Perhaps nowhere near as large or as famous, but successful nonetheless. 2) “Availing oneself of govt. handouts is not inexcusable.” It’s cronyism, pure and simple. I’d make a point that trillions of taxpayer dollars have been wasted on govt. boondoggles as our own infrastructure collapses, but it would soar right over your head.

Musk can go smoke Zuma’s ANC pole for all I care. He’s a welfare recipient. He’s even a vulture when it comes to women…go score your own pussy FFS!

Your MoonGod
Your MoonGod
  First Guy in
April 21, 2019 9:49 pm

First Guy in

whatta suitably apt moniker.

As for Musk
He isn’t building cars
He’s creating a cult.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  First Guy in
April 21, 2019 10:08 pm

Elon got very rich from being in “the money business” – PayPal to be exact. Getting a cut of the action by placing his company between the vendor , money changer (credit card/debit card/bank transfer) and customer. Financialization of transactions that were already ready being actualized by financial institutions: simply another layer of money manipulation., with attendant fees, “float” and extra charges for services. Nice work if you can swing it. They don’t call them “The PayPal Mafia” for nuthin’.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 21, 2019 11:52 pm

Rockets always have issues…even the ones that we have been building forever. I am disgusted that MY money is being stolen for some of that work, but at least when a rocket explodes, I am nowhere around, don’t live anywhere near where they are launched, and won’t be onboard any of the fantasy rides.

Now a car is another thing. They have been building cars for well over 100 years now. They still can’t seem to get them all right so that they don’t kill us. Folks who are inventing a new wheel, like Elon, or AI driven vehicles, are going to be out on the road with the rest of us, running over passengers, being unable to handle snow-covered lane lines, ice, or sometimes even bicycles in the roadway.

And as I have said before, I guarantee that legislation has already been drafted that will protect ALL of the “driverless” automakers from any direct liability for deaths, injuries, etc. I suspect it will take a form similar to the fee all vaccine victims must pay as part of the vaccine cost, that will then be put into a special fund, and administered by a special court, so that all of the deaths and misery can be kept out of public view.

I have nothing against innovation or progress. But I do demand that it come on ITS OWN TERMS, paid for by VOLUNTARY investors/contributors, and be accompanied by explicit liability for any harm caused by the product.