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They used to love the vinyl roofs.
I think the effeminate looking dude in the car is GCP … and he’s quoting da Bible. Natch.
And Da Monkeys don’t like it.
Damn, those are baboons. https://www.google.com/search?q=baboon+teeth+pics&rlz=1C1WPZB_enUS695US695&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=UrodzRa8Ygs6wM%253A%252C4yx3RbYZ9rTVxM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSggWTdZhT9kehaTOtTF67b5mITWA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwihuJOQherhAhUOLKwKHfncDLcQ9QEwA3oECAYQCg#imgdii=Ianl365eengRUM:&imgrc=UrodzRa8Ygs6wM:&vet=1
Is that a family album, girlie?
Hola Cabron, you have many aliases? There was a black cyclone that writes in a manner very similar to yours. I can’t tell since I’m new here and not part of the clique.
Wow, chick with a dick can cuss in Spanish also. To borrow a line, she’s stupid in two languages.
Yes, little Cholo, then again, I live in Tejas and anyone who comprendes two languages can’t be all that stupid, vraiment? Comprende? Ferstehen?
Senhor Chorizo. aka. Mr Bratwurst. You want to be my love child?
Actually vraiment means ‘really?’ I assume you probably meant comprendre
That’s verstehen.
Wakaru?
TS est correct! Vraiment…
Oh PLEASE, please, please …
Indulge him. Admit it.
Tell him you’ll peel the casing off his love sausage and make him stupid too.
Esta Chucho (yeah, yeah – syntax) can’t even keep up with all his aliases. Pretty cool when he gets to talking shit to himself.
Shaddup, Tit Sucker.
Why, thank you! Yes I am.
Senhor Chorizo, I truly enjoy sparring with you and look forward to more, however, the hour is late and sleep beckons. Abiento, auf wiedersehen, gute nacht, asta la manana.
Hmm, don’t know why anyone would downvote that. Just because ‘EC’ I guess.
You may be right, I have a permanent downvoter whose only goal in life is to downvote any of my comments or the kindness of strangers.
Yep, I got one of my own.
That reminds me, Yokes done left me, shit!
When you’re old here, you’ll call his high velocity swirl a nigger hurricane.
Those are baboons, those folks better stay in the car. Baboon teeth pics:https://www.google.com/search?q=baboon+teeth+pics&rlz=1C1WPZB_enUS695US695&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=UrodzRa8Ygs6wM%253A%252C4yx3RbYZ9rTVxM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSggWTdZhT9kehaTOtTF67b5mITWA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwihuJOQherhAhUOLKwKHfncDLcQ9QEwA3oECAYQCg#imgdii=Ianl365eengRUM:&imgrc=UrodzRa8Ygs6wM:&vet=1
That’s what I saw when I peeled open the lips on EC’s ex, Mothra.
Stucky..
He told them they weren’t going up with him on the first load when TSHTF. They have to stay here with Mother Theresa and all the Saintly Grandmother’s who committed the crime of going to a church he didn’t like.
The open mouth is a dead giveaway.
It’s hard to debate with monkeys.
Is that what it’s like driving through Philadelphia, Admin?
Honestly? It’s like driving through a fucking zoo. Except a zoo is a place where you would take your children to see the magnificence of the creations of God, and Philly is a place where you hope your children never see lest it ruin their hopes for mankind.
“Except a zoo is a place where you would take your children to see the magnificence of the creations of God…”
Awesome comment, very much in agreement! We should take Stucky sometime soon. They grow up so fast these days…
That’s pretty good GCP!
Gotta add that you do have some potential to a fair to middling shit throwing monkey…
Ezekiel 4:12-14
“You shall eat it as a barley cake, having baked it in their sight over human dung.” Then the LORD said, “Thus will the sons of Israel eat their bread unclean among the nations where I will banish them.” But I said, “Ah, Lord GOD! Behold, I have never been defiled; for from my youth until now I have never eaten what died of itself or was torn by beasts, nor has any unclean meat ever entered my mouth.”
And the kicker…
Ezekiel 4:15
Then He said to me, “See, I will give you cow’s dung in place of human dung over which you will prepare your bread.”
Stay strong and don’t let your pooh dry out…
Oh yeah just wondering where you are with the thoughts and prayers of those..
Easter Worshippers…
?
My thoughts and prayers are for all men to be saved, thankful for that salvation and to then come unto the further knowledge of the manifold wisdom of God.
It is so incredibly incredible! The world in all its beauty and disarray makes perfect sense when viewed through Biblical eyes.
Grace and peace…
It is so incredibly incredible
You sure you weren’t a speech writer for Obummer or Clinton.. or Donald Rumsfled.
It does kinda have that known unknowns ring to it.
Proverbs 27:12
The prudent sees danger and hides himself, but the simple go on and suffer for it.
Gotta say Grace that response was a bit disappointing.
It seems for you its one step forward and two steps back.
Best redouble effort or you will always be on the JV team round here.. why?
Cuz that has to be to most mealy mouthed vanilla response evah!
And what’s up with just the men..
Don’t women need saving too!
Though it is understandable that you feel this way..
Isaiah 3:16-17
The LawD says, “The women of Zion are haughty, walking along with outstretched necks, flirting with their eyes, strutting along with swaying hips, with ornaments jingling on their ankles. Therefore the Lord will bring sores on the heads of the women of Zion; the LORD will make their scalps bald.” In that day the Lord will snatch away their finery: the bangles and headbands and crescent necklaces.
The contradictions are tuff when reading that book….
especially for the wahmen…
and their sores on head…
You should try my vanilla ice cream before dismissing as mealy mouthed the flavor. I put Redemption bourbon and a healthy splash of cinnamon cream liquor in it. Pure cold processed Madagascar bourbon vanilla extract of course…
I’m talking killer vaniller. Hey now, there’s a good name for it!
Well that’s moar like it!
Here is a better story…
After the fight between the Gods and the Vanir, the walls of Asgard were broken and in a ruin, and although it was important to rebuild the wall, none of the gods wanted to take up the huge responsibility. One day, a strange horseman rode up to Asgard and offered to build the wall on the condition that if he completed the building work in six months, he could take the sun, the moon, and the beautiful goddess Freya as his wife. Although initially the gods were averse to such terms, Loki convinced them that the task to build such a mighty wall in such a short time was impossible by anybody. So the challenge was set. However, it soon became clear that the horseman and his stallion were not ordinary, and in fact possessed great strength, enough to easily complete the challenge. The gods were now angry with Loki and threatened that he would lose his life if the horseman won.
So Loki took the form of a mare and seduced the man’s horse away from the building site. Without the help of the horse, the man could not complete the wall in time, and showed his true colors. He was actually a frost giant. However, Thor smashed his head with his hammer. When Loki returned, he mothered and brought with him a eight-legged colt, which he gifted to Odin, who was called Sleipnir.
much better..don’t ya think!
cuz…
Thor didn’t dispense sores..
he just smashed heads..
Yours by the Grace of Odin,
RiNS
Incredibly incredible!
Some gender-neutral newbie (we’ll call her Pat) called me a dipshit. Why? Because I dared to question his opinion regarding Rousseau. Pat knows all and can quote Voltaire because he – Pat – lives in liberal Berkeley.
Who wants to bet ‘mygirl’ will be gone faster than Iravani?
McMurphy:
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don’t know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.
I’m among the unwashed who don’t know Rousseau but I agree the Vaginaless Matron left by ? ‘s will last about as long as little John Omega shock. But at least he wrote his own stuff. Maybe Gracie can arrange for her passage on the first load going up on Gracie’s Greyhound.
This is only a hunch but I am beginning to suspect tranny is really an effeminate boy thinking we would be reluctant to give him shit.
Go hate on the jooos some more and don’t concern yourself with vajayjays.
You’re neither smart nor spunky. Just a dumb rude asshole.
Tsk, you dish out insults but take umbrage when insulted in turn?
No I didn’t Blondie. You came on slinging shit and I just sided with Coydog and gave it back. You haven’t said anything original here, even your snide remarks are copy and paste. You haven’t written anything or posted links to anything controversial that could come back and bite if it wasn’t able to hold up under scrutiny. You don’t talk or act like a lady to be respected like one like Mary or Maggie. Quit trying to come off like a dude and we’ll quit calling you one.
I’m going to give you the benefit and treat you like a lady and lay off. Do with it as you please.
Flea – I am tryin’ to learn her, but so far she ain’t listenin’. I do not try to teach noobs very often, but she has some potential. She just cannot see that she is the problem. She jumps in and does not even know what the game is.
Llpoh..
You called it earlier. She doesn’t know what she doesn’t know. I agree she has potential but as a straight commenter, not a shit monkey. Fem shit monkeys are unbecoming.
When you wade in with the big dogs, you call a cunt a cunt. Just don’t wade in very often.
Bug up my ass? Of course you can, keyboard warrior. Want to be my love child?
mygirl,
Do not let them run you off. This may be a tough crowd but I got $$ riding on you. You’ve got to last at least another 6 months.
WIP – these newbies never learn until it is too late. She could be a keeper, but she is getting way ahead of herself. She does not know what she does not know.
LL – she do seem smart though. Not crazy like Irivani. Unlike Irivani, she listens, answers questions and responds with relevant quips.
Can’t bring yourself to address my new nickname huh? I chose Donkey Balls because of my hero Stuckenzdoitch.
What? Have I stumbled into a secret society? Ok, I’ll bite my tongue and listen, however, I would appreciate some enlightenment here, no shit flinging poo, just answers.
More like the wide open society. The only rules are; be yourself, don’t lie, and give as good as you get. And no matter who you are, at some point the poo will be flung in your general direction.
Personally I’m wishing you luck. You’ve got grit.
LLPOH and HF attempting to educate mygirl:
OK, I will briefly give you my honest, no-bullshit answer.
1. It seems that you take yourself waaaaay to seriously. Then again, maybe not. Maybe this is just your style, and it will take a while for us to get used to it.
2. This ties into #1 ….. a little self-deprecation will win the hearts of many here. None of us are as smart as we think we are … and that includes you.
3. Apologies here (if they are sincere) are pretty much ALWAYS accepted and soothes the heart of even the most hardened foe. Really. I have apologized more than a few times here … so has Llpoh … so have others. (Admin has NEVER apologized for anything. Ever. But, he is DA BIG BOSS … so don’t mimic that behavior.)
That’s all I got. As with everything I write here, feel free to take it or leave it.
I wish you well. You do have a lot of spunk!
I was born need deep in poo flingers. Stick close to the coyote but steer clear of the road runner. beep beep
Someday, I will tell EC what it is he thinks he knows but does not. For now, the truth of the matter is that some of us just look good in Red. White. And Fucking Air Force Blue.
Which one do you feed?
https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.bMKRYMetx6AUTg5KJVEadwHaGW&w=120&h=105&c=8&rs=1&qlt=90&pid=3.1&rm=2
…and some folks claim to fucking hear but never really listen.
Or so I’ve heard.
I like mygirl. I could teach her to skin a rabbit.
Some dogs just don’t know how to hunt.
What’s with the six months? How much did you bet?I’ll cooperate for a fee:)
Mygirl, just watch your back. The big dogs don’t play. Girls get run off a bit because…ya know, girls.
I gots $$ on ya because I believe you got spunk and smarts. Thing is, you’ll be called on all of it at all times be a few here. The key, imo, is to keep the bullshit to a teeny minimum. Indeed, there are some high IQ peeps here. No, they don’t all use it to the best of their potential. You’ll see.
I’m guessing that meinmädchen can hold her own. Something about that insouciant flip of the hair…
PRC gives his comb-over the same insouciant flip. Biden sniffed his trickle-down conditioner and got a socialist chubby.
Thank you, I’m not Mensa but I ain’t totally dumb,
ich bin ein alten Frau,
Most here are no spring chickens.
I’ll bet you would, you little tramp.
I say she’s a keeper. By the way? I found a really nice looking Amish boy for Stephanie. My son’s a rocket scientist in the big city now… my advice to her is steer clear of those willing to live in high rise apartments just to piss his mother off.
El Cajon..
How stupid and conceited can one be to assume we don’t know they are baboons and put 2 replies explaining it with gobs of links confirming it. His stupidity I mean.
Those are Jersey baboons from 5 flags, of course Stucky knows that, living just north. Monkeys in Jersey sit on porches.
Oh hell, this article was a trap. I should’ve known better.
My girl,
Your catching on! Don’t disappear on us. Your banter with un El coyote and all his aliases has been typical for newbs on TBP and, yet, priceless.
Keep on keeping on! Don’t let the shit throwing monkeys discourage you from commenting…
It eventually becomes a badge of honor
Plato.
thank you for your kindness. I’m actually enjoying the little assholes and dipshits. I like repartee if there’s some intelligence involved. So far that’s been limited (the intelligence but then, I am dealing with self described poo fixated monkeys) I also know I’m dealing with sour old curmudgeons who haven’t quite figured me out and part of the insults is to get an aggrieved and hurt response. Don’t worry, the monkies are getting old and tired, the insults lame and hackneyed and I know what it’s about.Plus, I do know them, like I said in another comment, I lurked for quite awhile. I admire HSF, Stuckey, et al. and appreciate what admin has provided, I even like his wry sense of humor re the newbie trap:)
Gracias again for your kindness
I apologize for arriving late to the Mensa rugby match.
Butt, butt, there is no shit being flung. In the picture that is.
Well, like a bee to honey I was lured in here. Silly me. Now, you all quit acting like pitiful little high schoolers involved in some clique and show some respect and good manners. As to gender? This is the age of gender and species fluidity, I can be a man trapped in a woman’s body, vice versa and if I really wanted to…
Mygirl
Gender is not the same thing as a species sex…male or female…penis or vagagea
And yes we are well aware that there is always a small percentage of exceptions in the universe…
Picky, picky picky..I’m not sure, but I may be triggered. There is what is described as gender fluidity, I’m trying it on.
You didn’t show any respect when you arrived. Addressing strangers as child, telling people t o educate themselves like you were the only one who knew anything, etc.
I thought Iravani had joined a caravan to invade TBP. Andrea had spunk, didn’t she? Crazy Andrea refused to apologize to me, imagine that. ‘mybitch’ sounds like her too much to be a coincidence. The unfamiliarity with English is also like Andrea – what kind of insult is, “want to be my love child?” mybitch double-posted the same link twice even, just like Iravani. She assumes we are stupid, just like Iravani.
Bitch doesn’t really speak tex-mex, (anyone who comprendes two languages can’t be all that stupid) that’s strange if she really is from South Texas. She admires HSF, “Stuckey” et al. Ouch, what a burn. Guess what, Iravani? Stuck nominated me for his Stucky’s Ark, you didn’t make the cut, so solly.
Iravani seems to have invaded your head. As to stupid? No, but you do sound paranoid. You’re airing your thoughts on an open forum on the internet Really? Do you often gaslight yourself? Shhh, we have secrets, don’t tell nobody. Aw, and here I thought you liked me, I offered you love, child.
I know, I’m a brat, bad bad. the fact that i was called names and insulted doesn’t count though, right?
mygirl – But you were lured here by the sneering ‘wrong-side-of-the-tracks’ appeal. If we went all respectful, you would turn away with a sigh and search for thrills in some other sordid dank underbelly lair. And no other den of insipid squalor could ever give you the satisfaction that this bastion of free knaves and pirate kings can.
I like the insipid squalor bit. Actually, no, Not the insipid bit. I was hoping for some intelligent conversation though. Is that available?
The OTHER dens are insipid. This place is many things, but lacking in spice it is not.
MLK Blvd is no place for a White woman to be.
You’d best stay home then.
“Take your stinking paws off my panties, you damn dirty ape!”
Said the lady of virtue to her webcam.
That has to be Stucky on the back of the car, right?
That’s Stuckarino in the carrier with his back to the camera, spanking his mini-monkey.
Gibs me dis!!! US race relations meme. Chimp-out puppy-mommies.
This is really a picture of the Democrats in Congress looking through the Mueller report trying to find a reason to impeach Trump.
And which of these are “sheboons”?