Life’s American Anthem

I hope you enjoy this pictorial spread as much as I enjoy owning the 50th Anniversary of Life Magazine published in 1986.

It is a really nice coincidence to stumble upon my own box of 1986 memorabilia when looking at it recently.  There is a really interesting story in that little white house with the red barn behind my shoulder.  In the distance you will see the foothills of the Ozarks across a seascape of rice and soybean fields flattened by thousands of years of being worn smooth by the Gulf of Mexico which crept right up to Crowley’s Ridge.  Left a lot of nutritious carcasses on that alluvial plain.  Good cropland, if you can get it.  Most can’t.  And wouldn’t know what to do with it if they did.

https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/byways/byways/2588/maps

But, I’d been home on leave for a few days and was about to leave for better parts of the world and discovered I was blocked from exiting.  My father had suggested this photo, asking when would be a good time.  I’d avoided him, having spent my entire childhood standing in odd places and pointing to nonexistent prompts for the right expression to make his photo tell just the story he wanted to tell.  I remember telling my mother I was an adult and he could not just make me go pose for one of his photos.

But, of course he could.  He was Dad.  I tossed my keys onto the black hood he insisted belonged on the car and, therefore, in the photo and hopped up there like a good daughter. (a good photographer might have eliminated that black hood, which matched ONLY the black trunk my father insisted on putting on the blue car from the black 1959 Ford it replaced.  Because the floorboards had holes and my mother refused to let him nail boards to prevent us from dropping through.  He found a new 1959 Ford with a dented hood and swapped the hood and trunk both.  He liked the contrast.)  A better daughter might have done so without grumbling.

I was irritated. Look at my face.  Haha… he told me it would just be a moment or two, then he kept fiddling with where he was standing and the exposure.  He refused to use the automatic cameras on the market which allowed anyone to take a decent photo.  But, once there, on that hood, I settled into lifelong routine of looking up to smile when Dad said “…and now.”

On the back, which I will not show you since it has a personal message to me, it was titled “Oh the Places You Will Go!”

I think it was well worth the ten dollars I paid the proprietor of the junk store for a box of old books.  About halfway down, this Life Magazine and a couple other interesting magazine collectibles in various “conditions” had been stored in some old newspaper sheets.  I gave away some things, hopefully to someone has a different story to tell.

And, I hope it stays gone because I’ve got so much to unpack I don’t want it back. I’m fairly busy out here in the hills of Missouri, raising a few goats, bunnies and chickens.  And big white dogs.

But, today, I thought I’d see if I couldn’t take a few minutes to upload this spread from the magazine.  I hope I can post a simple little story here once in a while about what is going on out here in this part of the world.  If not?  I won’t.

We may not be Who’s out in Whoville, but we are suspicious of both donkeys and elephants out here.  And we like to watch from a distance until we know what the score is.

Enjoy my good fortune at finding that magazine in that old dusty box.

This is in what I would judge Fair to Good condition.  I put it into acid free tissue to keep it clean.  No flatbed scanners for this treasure.  Only crappy flash photos.

When my log home was built, I became friends with the Mennonite family who built the house.  I spent the night one night and this is what breakfast kind of looked like.  But it smelled way better.

No words can possible explain what this mother is doing with her children.  None.  Bed coverings once more more than electric blankets.

True elegance!

I could not even begin to give this image enough meaning to make it worth your time to read instead of just look at the detail and the life in the image.

This just looks better than cubicle life to me.  But, that’s me.

Report card day!  Oh, and Ford does indeed make a quality truck, Dad.  I wish I had that old car now.

The hairstyles speak for themselves.  At least they do for me.

I hope you enjoyed my good luck find in that ten dollar box of dusty old books and magazines.

But, if you think I did NOT know it was in there when I went to ask the owner about the desk, you need to think again.  I’d made an assessment of what was in that box a few weeks earlier when I’d taken it from under the desk to make sure the construction had not been marred on that desk I was determined to buy.   I knew the extra ten bucks the manager proposed was more than fair, considering.  The guy had no idea what I walked out of there with in that box. But, I did.  And I was whistling.

Coyote is a clever bargain hunter.  Beep Beep.

And soon, I’ll tell  you that one if you want to hear.

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455Kc
455Kc
April 27, 2019 11:39 am

Get The Coyote to post Barbara’s “The Way We Were” song.

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
  M G
April 27, 2019 12:13 pm

?. Very nice.

~LaGeR
~LaGeR
  M G
April 27, 2019 4:11 pm

A gal of many talents.
Looks like you read sheet music, and just know where to put those hard working hands on the 88’s. Crack a can of suds. You earned it.

Give Danny Wright a listen for some good piano instrumentals, if you
like that kind of music.

Those who don’t, can just skip it.

No vocals. He lets the music do the talking.

Black and White, I believe is an album he did where he covers tunes like The Way We Were, and more.

Not sure if sheet music is available for this guy’s own compositions.

This is one that caught my ear. “Linen Star”
Might have dropped it onto the platform before. If so, it’s worth a revisit, imho.

Cheers to you, Ozarks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ~LaGeR
April 27, 2019 7:24 pm

I like your description “he lets the music do the talking”. Easy to listen to.

~Lags
~Lags
  M G
April 28, 2019 9:51 am

Have not yet tried the syrup. Re: the honey, I like it. Another monkey sent me some, too, as a nice gif. Locally made honey is a great natural sugar for things, when the sweet tooth cravings hit. In tea, or drizzled on a couple scoops of vanilla is fine. Hope the mitten ornaments work ok, either as trinket reminders of a bud from there, or, to effectively crack off a bottle top.
Recipients of those are in rare company. Custom made; not really for sale anywhere on an open market. Though they do make similar stuff here, in the form of cutting boards & stuff, out of wood. Certainly not laser cut metal, powder coated.
Robbie’s is lost in transit, presumable hung up at the border. So, you’re not the only sender with good intentions where the courier mucked up the delivery.
I should prolly send one to Mark and Marc. Both o’ them are good dudes, too. Q got one, but I don’t know. He might be partial to the keystone state; it could have ended up in a drawer, unless his sweetie tried it out and liked it. Either way, it’s all good. Exchanges are fun, eh? Enjoy your Sunday. Spring is finally here. Old man Winter has slinked away for a spell, but that cranky old bastard will be back soon enough. Meantime, the sun and blue skies feels good for these tired old bones.
Cheers.

~L
~L
  M G
April 28, 2019 11:31 am

Reminds me of a quote. “If anyone should scandalize one of these little ones, it would be better if that person had a millstone around their neck, and be cast into the sea.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  M G
April 28, 2019 10:06 pm

Hah!
MAGA.
Mother Agnes Graciously Advising

455Kc
455Kc
  M G
April 27, 2019 7:20 pm

Fantastic; so soothing. Your Dad would be proud. And thanks for the original post.

Montefrío
Montefrío
  455Kc
April 27, 2019 1:29 pm

Barbara Streisand is not “Barbara”! THIS is “Barbara”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el5Mm0oRmi0!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Montefrío
April 27, 2019 7:25 pm

Babs then???

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
April 27, 2019 11:55 am

Lovin the car in the field photo.

Stucky
Stucky
April 27, 2019 11:57 am

That was most enjoyable. Thanks for taking the time to post the pics, and your thoughts.

I’ve owned a few Fords. A ’66 Mustang, a 1990-something Pinto, and a bunch of Taurus (they were HP company cars). The Pinto, believe it or not, was the most reliable … put about 70k miles on it with absolutely zero issues, other than routine maintenance.

Nevertheless, the Ford Quality pic cracked me up ….. because of the years mentioned, 1981-1986. I am pretty much convinced that the ’80s were the WORST years ever for American cars, regardless of brand.

daddysteve
daddysteve
  Stucky
April 27, 2019 2:14 pm

I second the “worst years ever” motion. Do I have a third?

James
James
  Stucky
April 27, 2019 2:16 pm

Stuck,the Pinto ended in 1980(thankfully),you may have owned on in the 90’s but was stopped being made in 80.I admit had to research,actually thought was done in the late 70’s. For most part hated 80’s cars but till 81 could still get a decent looking trans/z-28/decent CJ7 Jeep/full size Wagoneer Jeep/a few decent trucks in early 80’s but early was the key to all these vehicles,pretty much hate American iron(aluminum foil)after the early 80’s.

Stucky
Stucky
  James
April 28, 2019 2:10 pm

“Stuck, the Pinto ended in 1980(thankfully),you may have owned one in the 90’s ”

Yup, I had a brain fart. I got married in 1982 … the year I bought the car a couple of months before the wedding (it was all I could afford) and it was 3 years old at the time … so, a 1979, or something. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

niebo
niebo
  Stucky
April 28, 2019 2:30 pm

Hey Stucky . . . you see this yet?

https://allthatsinteresting.com/stuckie-mummy-dog

Stucky
Stucky
  niebo
April 28, 2019 2:34 pm

Yes …. looks just like me too!

Sorry I haven’t commented on it sooner …. have a lot of shit on my mind.

My favorite is the “King Shitflinger” pic which Maggie made.

A lot of people would like to see this come true.
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Dr. Wagner (No, I'm not EC, stop asking)
Dr. Wagner (No, I'm not EC, stop asking)
  M G
April 29, 2019 3:03 pm

“He ain’t got what Nick’s got.”

HF can keep the can of refried’s, I have got a better gift: the beach pic.

niebo
niebo
  Stucky
April 28, 2019 11:18 pm

Is all good, was not ‘insulted” or anything, just figured you hadn’t seen it. Just thought it was weird and cool, and it sorta has your name, so . . .

I noticed you were absent for a few; I hope all is well.

And the tombstone isn’t, er, funny. More like a threat, maybe?

Just sayin’

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
April 27, 2019 6:59 pm

A couple of car factoids, in response to Stuck’s musings:

**Ford had an auto assembly plant in Fremont, CA, (next door to San Jose) where they built the Pinto. Knew a guy who worked his was through college working there on the night shift. The supervisors were quite accomodating and told workers who were college kids to bring their books and do homework when the production line was stopped, which was quite often. Ford sold the plant to GM, which formed the NUUMI partnership with Toyota and built various models for quite a while. I watched them ramp up production of the new Tacoma in that plant back in the ’90s. When NUUMI shut down the plant eventually was taken over by-drum roll-Tesla, which builds its cars there now.

**GM was in worse shape than most in ’80-’82 trying to get computer control systems to actually work in many of their models. HP used to lease GM cars until they got so frustrated with driveability issues and the reluctance or refusal of GM to fix the problems. In ’83 HP switched to Fords; in fact, there was an HP division in Sunnyvale that worked with Ford on electronic diagnostic products. The goal was to include, if needed, a real time link by satellite from the dealership shop floor to a computer in Dearborn that would be able to help troubleshoot the problem based on the inputs and observations the tech provided. Because of Ford’s internal policy, if HP wanted to buy thousands of Fords every year they would have to become a Ford dealer, which they did. Of course they were unlike a typical dealer but HP-because of its volume buying-became the largest Ford dealer in the country. Learned that from a guy who worked at one of the large sales office locations-they typically received 1 or 2 loads of new cars every day, did the PDI, and got them on the road.

Stucky
Stucky
  M G
April 28, 2019 2:27 pm

I agree 100% with the MISO. A couple months ago when I made that “Alzheimers” post … one of the posts had to do with some Asian group, perhaps an island (sorry, going from memory – and don’t have time to look it up) , whose population had virtually zero cases of dementia, even though a large percentage was 80+ years old. The majority of their calories came from sweet potatoes and fermented soy. The “secret ingredient” is believed to be serin (or L-serin?) found in fermented soy. No other food comes even close to serin content as soy — check it out, soy has 20 times more than the next closest food. We’ve never eaten soy before because of all the bad press — but, it turns out fermented soy is a whole different ball of wax. We’ve significantly increased our Tofu intake. Have yet to try Miso.

Ms. Freud almost died two weeks ago. To literally quote our doctor — “we had to take immediate emergency procedures to save her life”.

That’s all I can say for now. Perhaps more details next week. Point is, I truly appreciate prayers and thoughts ……….

Stucky
Stucky
  M G
April 29, 2019 10:33 am

I got some sass … but, no sassafras!

The ’66 T-bird was the LAST decent Thunderbird. Loved it. It was meant to be a sporty car, like the Mustang. But, the price was higher. So, the next generation T-Birds (67 – 71) were designed to be a luxury brand, like the Lincoln. By 1971 it was buttfuk ugly boat.

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Stucky
Stucky
  M G
April 29, 2019 10:33 am

I do know. Thank you.

Annie
Annie
April 27, 2019 12:55 pm

You could be describing my father and his obsession with getting the right picture! Except that in those days my Dad did slides instead of snapshots so all the way to now we have to periodically sit through a slide show of various years and/or events. I appreciate it much more now and am sad that there won’t be as many more slide shows with him and my Mom arguing over some detail or other as I would like.

As for the big white dogs my latest is a Pyrenean Mastiff, http://pmusa.pyreneanmastiffclubs.org/default.aspx
Similar to the Great Pyr, but more of a people dog and less likely to bark all night. Still very rare in the US.

MG
MG
  Annie
April 27, 2019 8:18 pm

My newest Pyr is actually a Pyrenese/Malamute. She is becoming more and more Pyr, though, and today I was so proud of her for playing nice with the kids I looked at the sky and cried Holy.

M G again.

Wally
Wally
April 27, 2019 1:07 pm

Woman on the car.
Nice legs!

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
April 27, 2019 1:23 pm

Great pictures that tell the story of an America that never existed, yet must be fundamentally transformed.

A paradox, it’s.

Thank you for the lovely box of gifts from your neck of the woods, we enjoyed every bit of the comestibles, and the story about the camps… very moving. Your post it notes affixed to every item reminded me very much of your comments here, they made me laugh more than once.

I am also in receipt of two boxes that appear to be for other regulars who post here, were these intended to given to them should they come up for the Farm 2 Table dinner? I am holding on to them until then, if they fail to claim them, all bets are off.

Mille Grazia.

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Doing the job illegal immigrants won’t do.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Hardscrabble Farmer
April 27, 2019 4:10 pm

HSF..
Nice old row cropper. The restored gussied up versions at the fairs just don’t get the nostalgic juices flowing like a little dust on the wheels does.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Hardscrabble Farmer
April 27, 2019 7:14 pm

Reminds of wife’s grandmother-born in 1896 and pretty much a Victorian-who would help out on the farm when needed, usually at hay time with rain coming and, of course, at harvest. She used to tell a story about how she never owned or wore a pair of slacks. The most risque she ever got was a pair of culottes, but mostly she went with an old dress, just like in this picture. And, being a smaller farm, they ran mostly Farmalls, but had a little Allis-Chalmers Model B for the mowing.

Montefrío
Montefrío
April 27, 2019 1:31 pm

Very fine post. I greatly enjoyed your ten dollar find! Thank you very much!

Montefrío
Montefrío
  M G
April 28, 2019 5:28 am

No, I’m not. Also not a fan of Madame Blavatsky. May I ask what made you think so?

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
April 27, 2019 4:06 pm

Those beautiful wavy hairdos could make a guy crazy.
The driveway going up to the farm could have been ours. Don’t know why that stood out but those were the last happy days I had for quite awhile. I remember carrying irrigation pipes up those driveways for .25 cents an hour. Had to be 12 with working papers.

MG
MG
  Fleabaggs
April 27, 2019 8:14 pm

We chopped beans and cotton for a dollar an hour. Until they didn’t need kids to do that anymore. Then, we got in trouble a lot.

MG is M G.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
April 27, 2019 7:42 pm

If you find Life or Look magazines at an antique store in good condition they want a pretty penny for them.
I wish I would have hung on to a few of the Look magazines. My parents threw them out after they were done reading them. It never occurred to me they might be worth something and that they might go away, never to return.

niebo
niebo
April 28, 2019 3:52 pm

You know . . . so maybe THAT America never existed, but one thing those old glossies DO capture is a “purer” time, when the US had an actual culture, and the majority of people lived by the social mores of the time. There have always been “fringe” elements, but today, honest, well-educated, hardworking, patriotic, family-oriented people ARE the fringe, and it seems like we are being pushed to the edges, the “crumbling precipice”, by those same elements that will be completely lost without us, once we are gone. And this social “machine” that our predecessors have built, which we have tried to maintain . . . will scatter apart, then, and who remain will realize that the values that “we” tried to share were not part of some nostalgia-trip but are the dowels, roll-pins, and set-screws that hold it all together.

In time, the dust of future history will bury the ruins of our society, our industry, man-made rocks and steel consumed by desert sand, the remnants of what “we” are and were, what we hoped for, worked for, dreamed, what we held dear, kept, maintained and what we built with our own hands, regardless of thorns, thistles, and the sweat of our brows; no matter what came our way, we tried, tried, tried to be TRUE.

It breaks my heart to foresee what follows. But I will hold on, regardless, to . . . now . . . and to the work-in-progress that America always was, and, for the moments that remain while the light fades, fades, fades away . . . IS.

Thanks for sharing, M G, all of you. Come, Lord Jesus!

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