I think we need a new message for recycling. Introducing Captain Planet remastered for 2019.
While everyone is looking for 3 kids stacked up in a trench coat this little mastermind got us all fooled. R rated movies never stood a chance.
Disappointing people must run in the family.
Looking like my top show poodle.
I feel like this is less of a genuine smile and more like the Joker in Batman type of smile.
Technically it’s a kilt so it’s still manly. That’s what we in the biz call a technicality.
Nobody ever talks about little mister muffett.
Is the Gwen Stefani circa 1995 look coming back?
Geeez. I can literally smell the resale value of his house (a/k/a the giant litter box) going down.
Going for the hip new “adult diaper” look I see. Heard that’s only really caught on at nursing homes right now but it’s coming out strong.
Congratulations to Walmart for having another baby! Can’t wait to see if this one grows into a regular Walmart or a hipster Walmarket or maybe even a Super Walmart!
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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Mini Walmart looking to steal 7/11 business.
“Nobody ever talks about little mister muffett.”
Got me to rapidly exhale a morsel of fine tuna salad through my nostril with that one. Thank you.