National Cheese Day

Guest Post by Steve Candidus

Apparently today – June 4th – is National Cheese Day.

I assume that would make tomorrow – June 5th -National Cut-The-Cheese Day.

Safety tip here for all smokers:

Be careful where you light that cigarette tomorrow!

This message is brought to you by the National Flatulence Society (Farts-R-Us) and your local fire department.

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6 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 4, 2019 7:18 pm

Mmmm…. cheeeeese….

That’s why I could never be Asian – no cheese.

ozzy mosis
ozzy mosis
June 4, 2019 7:28 pm

does cheese whiz on cheesy poofs count?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  ozzy mosis
June 4, 2019 10:49 pm

Nope, not one molecule of actual cheese.

蚂蚁乐居分类目录
蚂蚁乐居分类目录
June 4, 2019 11:32 pm

祝融峰下一回首,
你烟芳草旧迷楼。
万卷经书一叶舟,
事应无悔复无尤。
如彼筑室于道谋,
意气娇奢不自由。

mark
mark
  蚂蚁乐居分类目录
June 4, 2019 11:48 pm

Listen, Sum Ting Wong…I resent that comment…frigg’in Commie.

BL
BL
June 5, 2019 1:29 pm

What would the world be like without cheese?

Hamburgers w/no cheese ……..
Pizza w/no cheese………
Grilled cheese sammich w/no cheese …….
Mac and cheese w/ no cheese…….

Bland……very bland. Cheese is the enhancement that adds richness and flavor . Me likey.

My faves: Creme Havarti, Gruyere, Smoked Gouda, rat cheese (a domestic cheddar).