WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Boy I hope you wrote the movie Madagascar or something because I can’t think of any other reason to have a lemur on your hat.

That’s not even a concealed carry. That’s a straight up “I’m looking to get into a duel” carry.

Bambi’s out for revenge this time motherf*ckers.

Just getting a head start on the rest of their lives where grocery shopping counts as date night.

Typical villain. Ultimately undone by their own cockiness. Just fly under the radar and don’t explain you’re entire evil plan to the person trying to stop you when you have them in a vulnerable position.

Everyone knows open bro shoes are the hot look of summer ’19.

Don’t forget to grab your favorite companion, man or beast, and your favorite box of crayons to go to town on the official People Of Walmart Coloring Book. The only difficult part is staying in the lines as you’re laughing so hard.

You step on that crack you’re breaking every momma’s back!

Quick glimpse into the luck I have with every Uber I call.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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10 Comments
Crawfisher
Crawfisher
June 8, 2019 8:17 am

The picture with the deer….is that a male, female, or something else on the right side?

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Crawfisher
June 8, 2019 11:21 am

Yeah, I was thinking the deer was only the second oddest thing in that photo.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Crawfisher
June 8, 2019 11:21 am

In fact, I did’t even notice the deer for about the first 15 seconds.

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
  Yancey_Ward
June 8, 2019 6:42 pm

Is that a freakin’ witch or the custodian?
Either way, she’s missing a broom ….

Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
  e.d. ott
June 8, 2019 7:15 pm

No shit. The third photo from the top shows a total freak of nature. The deer inside is bizarre too.

Edwitness
Edwitness
June 8, 2019 8:46 am

There’s nothing freaky about open carry. That guy was exercising his God given right.

roberto
roberto
  Edwitness
June 8, 2019 10:54 am

Not sure how he’s gonna reach the one he’s got tucked in the back. He doesnt really look all that limber.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Edwitness
June 8, 2019 4:40 pm

Reminds of a story. Guy #1 watches guy#2 remove his coat and reveal pistols, knives, brass knuckles in pocket, boot knife under pant leg, etc.
Guy #1 ” What are you afraid of?”
Guy #2 “Absolutely nothing.”

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
  Edwitness
June 8, 2019 6:35 pm

I don’t get it.
If you can’t do the job with one good double-stacked pistol and two or three reloads, why carry multiple shooting irons? Just to make a statement that you can, and go around being a Walking Billboard? That’s fine, but to a gray man like me, it screams “shoot me first, I got guns but I’m too stupid to wear my body armor”.
From the looks of it, if he puts one more gun on that belt it might just end up down around his ankles. So why go out in public loaded for bear where there aren’t any bears?

Drew
Drew
  e.d. ott
June 8, 2019 7:03 pm

I have been visiting this site ten years. I have commented maybe twice. I don’t comment normally but this time I’m gonna. If that whitehead guy writes another article about how police state blah blah blah someone please reference open carry guy at Walmart. Ya 3 pistoles too much I agree but 1 too many for repressive police state.