I Do Admit That It Has Been A Long Time

Robert Bronsdon (Hollywood Rob) June 2019

Long long ago in a galaxy far far away I did this work.  I knew then how these things work.  Of course, time marches on and we all grow old but a few things remain the same.  The liars continue to lie.

This release from your countries government alleges that mines were used to blow up a tanker.  This allegation is intended to promote a war with Iran.

It is a lie.  The pictures are false.  The damage shown is not from a mine and the thing being removed from the side of the ship, if anything is being removed and that is certainly not clear, is definitely not a mine.

The effort put into rationalizing the next war of zion to overtake the middle east is getting weaker and weaker with each passing massacre.  You voted for this president.  He chose his war hawks.  It is your fault that he is president and it is your fault that he blew a hole in the side of a tanker which was not even filled with oil.  Look upon the proposed evidence.  See the red water line.  That is where the ship would be riding if it was loaded with oil.

There is no oil or gas leaking out.  There is no oil slick.  The hole is tiny and it is above the waterline.  The ship can’t sink because it is empty and no water is going into it.  The entire charade is a lie planned and executed by the criminals who infest washington.  And you thought that the golden golem of greatness was going to be better than the evil witch of the west.

I guess not.

Via Zero Hedge

US Releases “Smoking Gun” Video Of Iran’s Navy Handling Mine On Tanker Hull

In a perhaps positive sign that could slow the attempts of hawks within the administration to push for war over Thursday’s mysterious attacks on two tankers in the Gulf of Oman, US Central Command issued a statement just hours after Pompeo officially blamed Tehran, saying in a CENTCOM press release that “a war with Iran is not in our strategic interest, nor in the best interest of the international community.”

 

Screenshot of newly released CENTCOM footage which US officials say shows Iran caught in the act of removing an unexploded mine from one of the tankers attacked on Thursday. 

The statement further called for a formal UN investigation into the incident, something for which there’s already international momentum. Iran has “categorically” denied having anything to do with the attack, saying through FM Zarif “Suspicious doesn’t begin to describe what likely transpired”.

The entire bizarre event had immediately evoked unusual levels of public skepticism from media pundits to social media users to even CNN.

Iran’s permanent mission to the UN said on Thursday evening that it “categorically rejects the U.S. unfounded claim with regard to 13 June oil tanker incidents and condemns it in the strongest possible terms,” according to Bloomberg.

 

The Front Altair oil tanker on fire in the Gulf of Oman on June 13, 2019. AP Photo/ISNA

US Central Command spokesman Lieutenant Colonel Earl Brown said in the CENTCOM statement: “The U.S. and our regional partners are assisting in the response to attacks in the Gulf of Oman. The U.S. and the international community stand ready to defend our interests, including freedom of navigation.”

Crucially, the statement continued: “We have no interest in engaging in a new conflict in the Middle East,” and added, “We will defend our interests, but a war with Iran is not in our strategic interest, nor in the best interest of the international community.”

And further interesting is that the administration is claiming possession of photographic and video evidence that the massive fires aboard the tankers, which resulted in the USS Bainbridge initiating an emergency rescue of at least 21 mariners from one of the tankers, were the result of mines placed on the vessels. According to Bloomberg:

Senior administration officials said that at least one of the ships was attacked by mines. In a briefing with reporters, they showed a photo of a tanker, the Courageous, with a hole in its side caused by a mine that exploded, they said, and an undetonated mine lodged inside.

The officials said they didn’t know for sure whether the mines were Iranian. The U.S. concluded that Iran was responsible for the attacks based on intelligence sources and the absence of any better explanation, the officials said. They declined to elaborate on the intelligence sources.

Ironically, though it was the US side that pulled out of the 2015 Iran nuclear deal (JCPOA), US officials further said Iran’s motive was “to escalate the conflict” with Washington because “it’s not interested in discussions with the U.S.,” according to the Bloomberg report.

CBS has the following detail concerning video evidence pointing to an attack operation involving mines:

A U.S. defense official told CBS News that the U.S. has video of a small boat coming alongside one of the tankers that was attacked and removing an unexploded “limpet” mine — a type of explosive that can be stuck manually to the side of a vessel. It is the same type of weapon U.S. officials say Iran used to attack four oil tankers off the nearby Emirati port of Fujairah last month.

But is this what the grainy footage actually shows? It’s anything but clear just what is going on in the newly released CENTCOM footage:

US officials also told CNN that the video of the mine involved Japanese-owned chemical tanker Kokura Courageous, and that the “small boat” belonged to the Iranian navy.

The CNN report claims Iran’s navy was observed removing an unexploded mine, suggesting early statements that Iran was actually involved in rescue efforts could be true, though the exact nature of just what the purported video proves remains unclear:

The United States has video and photos that show an Iranian navy boat removing an unexploded mine attached to the hull of the Japanese-owned chemical tanker Kokura Courageous, four US officials tell CNN.

The anonymous US sources which spoke to CNN suggested the Iranians were actually “removing evidence” and not engaged in a rescue attempt, as the Iranians previously stated:

The official said the imagery shows a person on board that small boat grabbing the unexploded mine.

The boat made the move even after the USS Bainbridge, as well as a US drone and P-8 aircraft, had been on the scene for four hours. US defense officials believe that the Iranians were seeking to recover evidence of their involvement in the attack.

Meanwhile, the question of custody over evidence so near Iran’s territorial waters in the Strait of Hormuz will likely quickly prove contentious.

The latest reports suggest the tanker Front Altair is in danger of sinking, while the Japanese owned Panama-flagged Kokuka Courageous is said to be drifting into Iranian territorial waters, which could create a conflict over the vessel’s recovery with the US, which will no doubt want to have control over all available evidence.

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John Galt
John Galt
June 14, 2019 7:04 am

Seems all the false flags are now back to the status quo of indicting our so called enemies to restart another war so the MIC can make billions, again. At least these false flags are not hell bent on destroying our rights, freedoms and Constitution like the past admin was using them. At least not every other week anyway.

Platoplubius
Platoplubius
  John Galt
June 14, 2019 11:56 am

John galt said,

At least these false flags are not hell bent on destroying our rights, freedoms and Constitution like the past admin was using them.

Give it time. Anyone, like commentor on this site and others, who do not accept the “official narrative”, or who claim it was a “false flag” operation will be demonized and labeled nut jobs or Anti American Kapernicks by the Golden Golem….especially during the presidential debates that are on the horizon.

This fits neatly in with the extradition of Julian Assange to the U.S. … I’m sure these 2 seemingly unrelated events won’t be politicized during debates to further polarize those ignorant amongst the PUBLIC who believe the U.S. possesses sovereignty or who believe we can get back that which was lost a long long time ago.

Get the popcorn ready because the rhetoric is about to get ratcheted up these next 12 months

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
June 14, 2019 7:15 am

I was wondering why so many false flags are ship related but it makes sense. No accidental witnesses to walk up on you planting the bomb/mine, evidence sinks under the sea, etc.

Smart move if you think about it.

But yeah, this reeks of a FF.

Epileptic Chihuahua
Epileptic Chihuahua
  Hardscrabble Farmer
June 14, 2019 8:47 am

The sea and the air provide great opportunities to stage a crime. John Tower went down in a plane. The planes that hit the towers made cleanup necessary. JFK Jr’s accident was clean; in the air and into the drink.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Epileptic Chihuahua
June 14, 2019 9:21 am

Why bother killing that dipshit? I’m open to hearing any theory, though.

Epileptic Chihuahua
Epileptic Chihuahua
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 9:28 am

They are random theories on the internet. Hit jobs have been going on for a long time; Cain and Abel come to mind.

RS
RS
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 1:32 pm

Who is the “dipshit” you are talking about? John Tower or JFK, Jr.?

JFK’s plane was sabotaged by the Hillary cabal, so she could slip in to the NY Senate race that JFK Jr. was going to run for.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  RS
June 14, 2019 2:10 pm

Yes, I meant JFK Jr. Your theory is plausible to me. I’d forgotten that he died before she ran for senate.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
June 14, 2019 7:15 am

Boys and girls, Welcome to Clown World!!! Can I get a HONK HONK up here !! With Bozo and our other clowns as our other fearless leaders (sarc) conspire to manufacture the next big war in the MidEast, I offer the primary evidence: (puts on sunglasses) The Gulf of HONKin incident!!! HONK HONK HONK!!! Thankjewveramuch!!! We’ll be in the Capitol Building in Washington DC all year!!

BB
BB
  Saxons Wrath
June 14, 2019 7:40 am

Meatballs , I’m in hurry right now. Got to drive 600 miles but I hope the big Guns have mercy on you today. Over all I couldn’t agree more. Both ” attacks ” are False Flags base on lies and deception. They are trying to start war for Irsaels sake. I hope the public doesn’t fall for it. Anyway, you guys have a great day. See you soon.

Epileptic Chihuahua
Epileptic Chihuahua
  Hollywood Rob
June 14, 2019 9:06 am

there no big dogs – HR

I guess Admin’s been leading us down the garden path all this time. He has called several people here “big dogs”. He’s put up pics of a big dog in allusion to LLPOH. We understood that AWD and Stucky belonged to such a varsity squad. Stucky at one time went by the moniker FBD. It is astounding to learn from Rob – the knight of the squirrels – Brosnon (for Don Quixote earned this appelation when he freed the circus lions from their cage and Rob put some squirrels in a cage but freed them later in Topanga Canyon)

It’s a refreshing and liberating idea to think that there are no big dogs. Perhaps there is no admin, the god of this blog, who calls the shots with restraint and benevolence. Nope, no big dogs and no admin. What is to stop the golden horde from invading this place and turning it into a gay daisy chain, who will stop the liberals and communists? Soon, TBP would become a dwelling for demons and a haunt for every impure spirit, a haunt for every unclean bird, a haunt for every unclean and detestable animal and cease to be a refuge for people seeking to escape the madness without.

By the atheist logic, the admin who called them big dogs is nonexistent and his writings a fraud. Thanks, HR, for pulling back the curtain.

Eclectic Chihuahua
Eclectic Chihuahua
  Hollywood Rob
June 14, 2019 10:00 am

Is humor harassment to you? I am not calling you a troll or a communist, I am not calling for your banishment and do not wish to shut you up. Where does my fault lie? I call out anything I see as odd, out of bounds, mistaken, unusual, or silly. I didn’t get any orders to stop anything but the fighting. I’m not fighting. I’m telling mom.

Eclectic Chihuahua
Eclectic Chihuahua
  Hollywood Rob
June 14, 2019 10:02 am

Kudos for appreciating the connection with the knight of the lions and madness but I meant no such implication, my joke was strictly that he released lions and you released squirrels. Don’t read too much into it, I’m not that smart.

Graham Bell
Graham Bell
  Saxons Wrath
June 14, 2019 5:42 pm

Very nice Saxons Wrath really liked that one.

Thankjewveramuch.

credit
credit
June 14, 2019 7:31 am

The era of deep fake videography collides with an increasing need by government for false flags. How conveeenient!

niebo
niebo
June 14, 2019 7:34 am

Am I the only one who just LOVES the headtrip employed by the mouthpieces/bobble-heads/.gov liars who TELL you what you COULD NOT SEE with your own eyes because the video is so “muddy”?

niebo
niebo
  niebo
June 14, 2019 11:33 am

And anybody notice how many people were on the deck of that boat? Why send just a squad on a stealth mission when you can send a platoon, I guess.

Musquo
Musquo
June 14, 2019 7:44 am

The change in paint colour is the waterline when she is ‘full and down’. Most ships, today-break bulk ship of yesteryear and container ships no – are designed to carry a specific cargo. When the holds/tanks are full of that cargo the ship will be carrying max weight for summer load line (‘full’ cargo hold and ‘down’ to maximum allowed draft). That brings in the plimsoll mark, it show how deep a ship may be legally loaded for a given location, time of year, and fresh vs salt water. As she is riding above her full and down summer doesn’t mean she isn’t carrying cargo. If memory serves I read she was carrying naphtha, testing memory again, which has a lower specific gravity than crude oil. So her holds may have been full of naphtha but she wouldn’t have been down.

An aside, note the water coming out the hawsepipes (the bow around the anchors). The fire main is pressurized, excess water/pressure is vented out the hawsepipes to wash the anchor and anchor chain when weighing anchor. The crew was fighting or planning to fight the fire.

I agree, another false flag

Steve C
Steve C
June 14, 2019 8:04 am

In boxing they say that if you are doing something and it’s working, keep doing it until it stops working.

Here’s an oldie (from 2012), but goodie from James Corbett that shows – it’s still working.

It seems Americans never learn…

Llpoh
Llpoh
June 14, 2019 8:06 am

No idea what happened and who was responsible.

However, Iran is never to be trusted. Never. Iran sent their children through minefields to clear the way for their army in the war against Iraq. They sent their children unarmed against fortified Iraqi machine gun entrenchments. As unbelievable as that seems, it is true. The people that did that are still in power.

There is simply no atrocity that is beyond them.

That said, this could have been done by any number of entities. Iraq, Israel, US, Saudis, ISIS, etc etc etc all could be behind this.

Who the hell knows. And the truth may remain hidden forever.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Llpoh
June 14, 2019 9:44 am

You may be right about Iran sending children across minefields. How do we know that? What is the evidence? Who presented it, and what is their agenda?

I have no doubt that the clergy of Iran – and a significant portion of the population- would follow Khomeini’s supposed (and contested) statement to the effect it would be fine if Iran were destroyed if it advanced Islam. They are true believers. Maybe that’s why Israel fears them more than all of the Arabs combined. Maybe the Israelis consider Persians smarter than Arabs and, therefore, a more dangerous adversary. (Jews are rarely egalitarians in real life.)

I also know that the vast majority of terrorist attacks in the last 40 years have been done by Sunnis. Iranian Shia may be more of an existential danger to the West, but a preemptive attack would only set them back 10-30 years, which is inconsequential in the sweep of history.
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Llpoh
Llpoh
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 11:22 am

“I also know that the vast majority of terrorist attacks in the last 40 years have been done by Sunnis”

Sunnis are something like 90% of all Muslims. So there is that little factoid as to why.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Llpoh
June 14, 2019 2:15 pm

Right. 85% of Muslims and 99.9% of terrorists. One has to go back to the Marine barracks in Beirut (bombed by Hezbollah) in 1993 to find a Shiite “terrorist” attack – although an irregular army attacking foreign soldiers on their base wouldn’t normally be considered terrorism.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 11:47 am

Iran isn’t an existential threat to the west or anyone else.

The ONLY existential threat the U.S. faces is its 900 military bases in 130 countries. Nothing threatens one’s existence like threatening everybody’s.

Persia sent children to fight during its centuries of wars with Babylon? A horrible thing if true, but no American has the virtue to condemn another country’s war crimes. Our soldiers have committed atrocities as mind-numbing as any in history.

At Wounded Knee, December 29, 1890, the Seventh Cavalry opened fire on a Lakota village with four Hotchkiss guns, killing 150-300 of the group, including women and children. 25 troops were killed and 39 wounded, largely due to friendly fire. Our troops were so eager to slaughter the helpless they didn’t notice they were killing each other.

In 1968, more than 500 were slaughtered in the My Lai massacre, including young girls and women who were raped and mutilated before being killed. Not one Viet Cong was killed.

War is hell; every kind of hell. Humanity continuously embraces its insanity to enrich bankers who care not one whit about your children, or theirs.

It’s Iran fault. It’s always been their fault. Persia should never have let their advanced culture illuminate the West’s Dark Ages after turning a Roman Emperor into a footstool.

Eclectic Chihuahua
Eclectic Chihuahua
  Diogenes’ Dung
June 14, 2019 12:40 pm

That last paragraph is in total contradiction with the ‘whites invented everything’ meme. Are you a communist troll trying to destroy the holy narrative and the purity of this site? In other words, are you an asshole?

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Eclectic Chihuahua
June 14, 2019 2:12 pm

Yes.

Persia taught sand niggers to wash when dirty. They’re getting lighter every generation. Pretty soon they’ll join our pure, Holy Narrative, “You didn’t invent that!”

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Eclectic Chihuahua
June 14, 2019 2:18 pm

Persians are kind of white. That’s why the Israelis take them more seriously than they do Arabs. They might have even gone on to invent the lightbulb or something if they hadn’t been enmeshed in arguments and warfare about the rightful heir to their prophet (piss be upon him).

Blinking Bandit
Blinking Bandit
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 2:26 pm

One night a Somali Muslim will knock on your door, he won’t be delivering pizza.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Blinking Bandit
June 14, 2019 9:13 pm

bb,
will he nail iska b4 or after he does dutch?

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Blinking Bandit
June 15, 2019 3:44 pm

Knock Alert:

Somali gangs run all the ‘Pizza Delivery’ rackets.

No extra charge for lead mushrooms.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
June 14, 2019 8:39 am

What does Iran stand to gain from this right now? And why would they host the Prime Minister from Japan to work out a deal and blow a hole in a Japanese ship the same day? What advantage does that give them? Any provocation to start a war is going to be fought in Iran, not here, so why invite that and again, for what reason? And if we’re goin with the old ‘crazy Iranians’ defense, why weren’t they doing this last week? Last month? Last year? Why now with all the war talk bluster coming out of the Pentagon and Department of Defense?

Of course I don’t trust the Iranian government anymore than ours, so maybe because it makes no sense, it makes perfect sense in some weird tit-for-tat way.

What do I know? All I do know is that someone is trying to gin up a war between the US and Iran. Who and for what reasons? Cui bono?

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Hardscrabble Farmer
June 14, 2019 8:48 am

Some folks simply benefit from conflict – ISIS for instance.

Higher oil prices benefit many. Money is always a possible motivator. And of course if Iran is attempting to get nukes, Israel would object.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Llpoh
June 14, 2019 12:39 pm

ISIS is an Israeli proxy, so . . . .

Epileptic Chihuahua
Epileptic Chihuahua
  Hardscrabble Farmer
June 14, 2019 9:24 am

The gulf war 2 turned the election thief into a war president. It’s hard to unseat a ‘commander in chief’ in wartime.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Epileptic Chihuahua
June 14, 2019 10:27 am

W didn’t steal the election. He was just the lucky beneficiary of the sloppy and democrat-crafted “butterfly ballot”. Either that or Pat Buchanan was just surprisingly popular in Miami Beach.

Eclectic Chihuahua
Eclectic Chihuahua
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 12:41 pm

And the jumping Jacks didn’t stop the count, got it.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 9:19 pm

it was palm beach county,not miama/dade,and if you were from florida you’d understand what happened–
lots of retired working class dems —
palm beach has a reputation for glitz but palm beach county is huge & most of it is agricultural,meaning lots of illegals,and in 2000 many of them were haitian & jamaician–
buchanan was the only candidate talking immigration & he picked off a lot of votes–

Platoplubius
Platoplubius
  Epileptic Chihuahua
June 14, 2019 12:04 pm

I think I likened Trump’s first term with Dubya’s first term…there was no way Dubya would have been re elected had it not been for 9-11!!

I mentioned awhile back on this blog that I thought this would be the script for the end of Trump’s 1st term, …a war would be fomented somehow, via false flag or through a bunch of smaller acts that could be used to justify to the PUBLIC the necessity of it. Few people want to change leadership in the middle of a newly started war, shows weakness and lack of unity…

Time will tell, this is one step closer in such a direction.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Hollywood Rob
June 15, 2019 3:50 pm

Says the one constantly retreading his tired scripts.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Hollywood Rob
June 15, 2019 6:22 pm

Duuuunnng! D Dung! Dung! sniff…

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Hardscrabble Farmer
June 14, 2019 9:54 am

The best argument that Iran may have been involved in these attacks is that – hampered by US sanctions – they may be saying “if we can’t sell oil, no one else can, either”. Of course, they can also sell oil over land, and worldwide oil prices are fungible. They might also be trying to rally their own population against a foreign enemy and/or trying to show Trump that since he’s unwilling to attack them, his options are limited so he should back off the sanction business. Trump does seem to be hoping for a break-through. Thus the letter (refused) delivered by the Japanese prime minister. So there are some arguments in favor of Iran being involved that are not entirely crazy.

The best argument that Iran is not behind these attacks is that Pompeo says they are.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Hardscrabble Farmer
June 14, 2019 1:27 pm

This morning Greg Mannarino said they want the price of oil above 60. It was at 50 before the tanker hit then spiked 3% before falling back near 50 today. Expect another FF sooner rather than later. This time with casualties.

I guess we shall see.

overthecliff
overthecliff
June 14, 2019 8:59 am

Gut feeling? If it sounds to good to be true, is probably is. Qui Bono? Some of you who can really write p;ease explain this concept.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  overthecliff
June 14, 2019 11:56 am

The war machine must be fed, continuously. War is good business. We have Marines guarding poppy fields in Afghanistan, we have Raytheon, et al., we had International arms salesmen using Libya as their product demonstration arena. the French especially appreciated the opportunity. Our not-so-beloved President has enjoyed great success in selling billions of dollars of weaponry to Saudi Arabia so they can stomp on and starve out Yemen. Israel is the thorn that keeps on giving ad nauseum in perpetuity. The dollar is reserved and preserved and oil lubricates all.

Trump isn’t unique, Imam Obama and his evil side kick Hillary were slavering over the ‘Arab Spring’ and long before those two grotesques we had the Shrubs senior and junior and Cigar Bill and something called the Wolfowitcz Doctrine that laid out how to destroy and destabilize the Middle East to insure that it remained fractured and no one ‘strongman’ would rise to power and remain there. Cigar Bill bombed vitamin factories to cover blue dress stains and carpet bombed Serbia to save it from….itself.

Ukrania had a bit of assistance from Uncle Feel Good Biden and his white toothed son and the host of war profiteers aided and abetted by Fuck the EU harpy Nuland and the assistance of murderous snipers in the Maidan to maintain war on many fronts…money, money, money, steal the gold and strip the assets, it’s what we do.

Between Wolfowitcz and Brzezinski lies the oxymoron of American Foreign Policy, an excrement and blood smeared chess board. There must be an evil country, an evil dictator, there must be rallies around the flag and calls to save the USSA from same, for the owners of the War Machine must have customers for their products of hideous destruction and never, ever, ever can peace be allowed to break out.
The Russians/Iranians/Libyans/Syrians/ etc. and so on…..did it.

Eclectic Chihuahua
Eclectic Chihuahua
  Mygirl...maybe
June 14, 2019 1:22 pm

Ukrania – is that anywhere near Uranus?

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Eclectic Chihuahua
June 14, 2019 1:28 pm

Tsk. That was weak, really weak, even for you.

Blinking Bandit
Blinking Bandit
  Mygirl...maybe
June 14, 2019 2:31 pm

You might have noticed, I have an oh-so-slight crush on you, therefore, I only lob softballs in your direction.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Blinking Bandit
June 14, 2019 2:57 pm

Oh magnetic mystical Chihuahuan eye cosmetic, I did notice that your oh-so-slight crush manifested in an appearance on almost every post I’ve made. I mistook your slight love for trolling, my bad apparently. It’s gonna take time and money to make amends. You first….darling.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
June 14, 2019 3:13 pm

I was in class, 7th grade, admiring Virginia Gonzalez’s long jet black hair when for no reason at all, I threw my gum at her. It landed on her hair and she tried to brush it away, which only buried the gum into her hair. Miss Crabapple sent both of us to the office. I walked sullenly behind her. Virginia redirected us to Mrs. Byus’ office. She asked, did you do this? Uh huh. She got a piece of ice and worked the gum out.

She was a hottie, our science teacher in 8th grade could not control himself either, he slapped her precocious ass with a yardstick one time as we all were leaving class. She had light skin and nostrils so tiny, it gave her voice a nasal sound, I often wondered if she picked her nose with a toothpick.

Virginia loved to mess with one teacher, Mrs. McCaffey, whenever we had a multimedia presentation (projector) she always insisted to the projector kid, fuckus it! She got sent to the office for asking one teacher what ‘jack off’ meant. Oh, I loved that girl.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  EL Coyote (EC)
June 14, 2019 4:38 pm

Por tu, muy macho Coyote: aiiiee

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  EL Coyote (EC)
June 14, 2019 5:04 pm

You know, I would like to see some of the folks here do some serious writing, all types of writing. Your description of Virginia. her hair and your sullen love-sick self lobbing chewing gum and marching off to the office was amazing. I was there with the Coyote in the hall, watching that precocious bottom. Write more, you do it well…..

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  EL Coyote (EC)
June 14, 2019 5:53 pm

When I was in my 20’s a used to go out clubbing with an Italian guy from Cherry Hill, NJ who would deliberately put chewing gum in girls hair (back when they’d tease it up so much you could see the outline of their skull through the fuzzy haze of Aussie Sprunch Spray) and then come up to them and tell them some asshole put gum in their hair and proceed to get it out for them. Best trick ever. I’d say he hit in the 90% range with that gimmick.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Hardscrabble Farmer
June 14, 2019 7:14 pm

ExGF said she was going out one time and picked up the can of bathroom spray. She couldn’t get her hair to hold and kept spraying more and more. She said her hair smelled like floral spray for a week.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  EL Coyote (EC)
June 14, 2019 10:28 pm

Hoohah, right up there with brushing teeth with Brylcreem. I almost did a mouthful of BenGay, the smell caught my attention before I stuck the brush in my mouth….and….you don’t have to be rich to be Mygirl….
RIP Prince:

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
June 14, 2019 3:15 pm
Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  EL Coyote (EC)
June 14, 2019 3:57 pm
EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
June 14, 2019 6:52 pm

That’s beautiful. My daughter called crying because they had to put the second dog down. She said Patrick is destroyed over losing his two Huskies in one year. I don’t know what to do for them. It’s going o be a hard Father’s day for him. You might think he’s a bit of a sentimental guy but those were two beautiful dogs, they gave us a pic with them by lake Goldwater each holding a leash to one of the dogs.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  EL Coyote (EC)
June 14, 2019 7:02 pm

Damn, it’s rough losing both dogs, one after the other. Hopefully they grieve and then give the gift of life and a loving home to another doggie soul.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  EL Coyote (EC)
June 14, 2019 5:38 pm

Absolutely fascinating breakdown of how the song was made. A classic with some really interesting little tricks built into it.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Hardscrabble Farmer
June 14, 2019 6:15 pm

Very enjoyable post.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  EL Coyote (EC)
June 14, 2019 7:48 pm

Jeeeeeeeez. Get a room already.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Diogenes’ Dung
June 14, 2019 8:30 pm

If you noticed, HF was in the convo too, moron. mygirl is from Texas and I’m from El Paso which is near Texas.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  EL Coyote (EC)
June 14, 2019 10:07 pm

Yeah, that El Paso is indeed near Texas…I’m near the new Ebola zone, aka San Antonio

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Blinking Bandit
June 14, 2019 9:28 pm

blinker,you posted the wrong version,this one has beautiful young women,along w/an intellectual story line–

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  TampaRed
June 14, 2019 10:05 pm
Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Mygirl...maybe
June 14, 2019 10:46 pm

Seriously, MyGirl…maybe you should reconsider nailing the door shut on every theme Hardlywood Rod splatters with “Everybody Knows”. Like he knows enough to keep up with your ‘free association’ genius.

El Kabong
El Kabong
June 14, 2019 9:06 am

No no no. Iranian vessels always travel single file to hide their numbers. This is the work of Israel.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  El Kabong
June 14, 2019 9:58 am
CCRider
CCRider
June 14, 2019 10:09 am

Give this government the benefit of the doubt? You have to be dumber than a brick. So you voted for trump because killery was going to get us into another zionist war? Turns out neither have any say in the matter. Not to worry. You’ll have another vote soon.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  CCRider
June 14, 2019 10:29 am

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty, but we haven’t gotten into another Zionist war yet.

CCRider
CCRider
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 11:37 am

My point still stands: Presidents do as they’re told and your vote doesn’t mean jack shit.

MSyzlak
MSyzlak
  CCRider
June 14, 2019 11:16 am

Never switch horses midstream.

And, Iran cannot destroy an oil tanker because (a) they lack the capability to do so, or (b) are totally unfamiliar with oil tanker design. Or, the explosion was intended to make a statement — a statement that “??????” and for which they take no credit. AND, Iran is an existential threat to the United States due to the nuclear capabilities are imminent in the same way that NYC is in imminent danger of being 30 ft underwater due to global warming. AND, Iran is an existential threat to the United States because, once they have their nukes, they can easily get it to the newly submerged NYC to destroy ‘Murica. And, Iran cannot destroy an oil tanker because (a) they lack the capability to do so, or (b) are totally unfamiliar with oil tanker design.

Also, Benghazi was about a video. (which, BTW, was taken as gospel by FoxNews and alleged “conservatives” for 2-3 days after that claim was made until some people on the internet pointed out how blatantly preposterous it was)

Sometimes I wonder if they don’t say things just to guage the current gullibility of the American people or the effectiveness of their brainwashing. As though they’ll measure it this year and 85% of people buy what they’re selling, and then next year they’ll flip some switch and the next similar tale will garner 99.99% and they’ll know they’ve won.

Anyway, the way I know this is a false flag is not any of the above.

It’s simply that it’s the U.S. govt and military (and media) saying it. This is what happens when you cry wolf enough and when you spend long enough “evinc(ing) a design to reduce (us) under absolute despotism.”

Eclectic Chihuahua
Eclectic Chihuahua
  MSyzlak
June 14, 2019 1:05 pm

Never switch horses midstream. – Mxyzptlk

That was my point about Trump securing reelection by becoming a War-President; everything changes.

Nuclear Rainbow

The missile lights, the pretty lights
They can warm the coldest hearts
All the people getting wasted
Smiling with the radioactive faces
What they find the bomb erases
What they’ve lose the glow replaces, and life is done
In a nuclear rainbow, a nuclear rainbow
Moving lights, flashing sights
Blinking faster than your mind
Killing people with religion
Leaving no unanswered questions
You can leave without obstruction
And it don’t have to be obliteration, your life is done
In a nuclear rainbow, a nuclear rainbow
Smiling with the radioactive faces
What they find the bomb erases
But in the wartime everything changes
Nothing remains the same, no one smiles anymore
And no one will open his door
Until the war time comes, and then the
Missile lights, the pretty lights
They can warm the coldest hearts
All the people getting wasted
Smiling with the radioactive faces
What they find the bomb erases
And what they lose the glow replaces, your life is done.
In a nuclear rainbow, a nuclear rainbow, a nuclear rainbow.

MSyzlak
MSyzlak
  Eclectic Chihuahua
June 14, 2019 9:03 pm

That was my point about Trump securing reelection by becoming a War-President; everything changes. — Epileptic Chinaman

I know. I was just reinforcing that point with an ancient cliche.

RiNS
RiNS
June 14, 2019 10:19 am

Honk Honk

So Hollywood has moved on from making wands for Universal to be being a Defense analyst that rivals the best of the best on CNN..
comment image

picture above of HR with new wand…

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  RiNS
June 14, 2019 10:31 am

Hey, hey, there, buddy! If we all have to have some experiential basis for commenting here, I’ll be limited to commenting on Stucky’s articles about whacking off.

RiNS
RiNS
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 11:06 am

Agreed Iska but its Friday and I am not taking anything serious today…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
June 14, 2019 11:14 am

Who has he whacked off and has he whacked off as much as Hillary?

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Hollywood Rob
June 14, 2019 11:59 am

It’s wasn’t a reference; it was inference.

After emptying your bedchamber pot in the morning, you set it under your cow’s udder for milking.

Eclectic Chihuahua
Eclectic Chihuahua
  Diogenes’ Dung
June 14, 2019 12:44 pm

Tsk, tsk, 10% never get the word. We are under cease fire orders. Leave HR alone, all of you. Don’t make me come over there.

RiNS
RiNS
  Hollywood Rob
June 14, 2019 1:35 pm
Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Eclectic Chihuahua
June 14, 2019 2:25 pm

Word UP in all ya’ll, nobody gives a shit when a self-appointed, chihuahua traffic cop blows his coyote whistle…

… we’ll all be squeezing our triggers as long as the hammers hold out and Hardlywood Rod keeps offering up his termite-infested target.

RiNS
RiNS
  Diogenes’ Dung
June 14, 2019 2:34 pm

Hardlywood Rod….

fucken hilarious!

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  RiNS
June 14, 2019 7:50 pm

Gotta give credit where it’s due. That’s Maggie’s hanger.

She offered it up in the thick of lowbrow’s smegma-smearing.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Hollywood Rob
June 15, 2019 6:24 pm

Credit?

Nobody ever gave you any? Not in 50 years?

You just elevated my world view to ‘almost unity’.

Redrum
Redrum
  Eclectic Chihuahua
June 15, 2019 5:22 am

I think your reward will be great.

This Post Actually Wrote Itself

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
June 14, 2019 10:30 am

“and the absence of any better explanation” lol at least they’re being somewhat honest.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 14, 2019 12:36 pm

Screenshot of newly released CENTCOM footage which US officials say shows Iran caught in the act of removing an unexploded mine from one of the tankers attacked on Thursday.

I lack the motivation, but it would be funny to take the video and re-encode it running backward, then post it as a ‘smoking gun,’ filmed in BoltonVision.

MSyzlak
MSyzlak
  Anonymous
June 15, 2019 2:02 am

The first two things I thought upon seeing the video were: (1) why am I watching CCTV footage from the mid-1990’s? and (2) who the hell is filming this and from what vantage? (helicopter?)

The next thing I thought was that they’re overloading that boat

RS
RS
June 14, 2019 1:29 pm

Calm down…there will NOT be a war with Iran, despite the CIA’s shenanigans.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  RS
June 14, 2019 2:26 pm

Nobody gives a shit about whether or not Iran gets bombed, really.

We’re her to bomb each other.

Platoplubius
Platoplubius
June 14, 2019 6:23 pm

This article deserves it’s own thread!

A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE PATRIOT MOVEMENT: Donald Trump is NOT who we thought he was

I do believe it will stir some conversation for sure.

MSyzlak
MSyzlak
  Platoplubius
June 14, 2019 9:19 pm

Agree. I guess I’m not (or wasn’t) a patriot. I was simply dubious — no more or less of him than some other candidates.
Some saw a savior. Others saw a chance to prolong the inevitable.
I saw a guy who wanted to be President and figured he was at least 95% full of shit for that reason alone. After all, it’s hard to go wrong with a prediction like that.

OT: Have you ever heard of this guy, or seen this video?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySWhjXtzJnc

He seems legit, but how would I know. I was actually too depressed/terrified by what he was saying to watch the whole thing, anyway.

mark
mark
  Platoplubius
June 14, 2019 9:20 pm

Plato,

The ‘State of the Nation’ is a wild ride. I have posted them in the past…never got much follow up.

This is what they said 13 months ago:

CONCLUSION:

Bottom Line: 2019 is the “Year of Endings”.

May, June, and July of 2019 are destined to be highly consequential. The world community of nations is facing its greatest challenge since World War II. The realm of high finance and highfalutin economics is particularly in great jeopardy. See: May 2018 Predictions: Get Ready for Radical Changes (Video)

Those who have dictated the destiny of the human race for millennia are likewise confronted with prodigious and unforeseen obstacles. And their plight only worsens by the day. Which is precisely why the power elite have created this highly combustible situation.

As a result, globalists are bumping up against nationalists with increasing frequency and ferocity. Facing existential threats as they are, the globalists have everything to lose. Even though the One World Government that they seek is but an elusive pipe dream, they continue to follow it right over the cliff.

As long as the American people keep their right to bear arms, they stand as the last major bulwark against the onslaught of globalization. However, they must also retain their right to freedom of speech. This is why they were ratified as the First and Second Amendments; true liberty can only be guaranteed with both firmly in place.

May God bless America!

And may President Trump do his part to bring about world peace!

THEIR FINAL SOLUTION: Market Crash, Dollar Collapse & World War 3

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  mark
June 15, 2019 12:30 am

“Those who have dictated the destiny of the human race for millennia'”…

… have no more documented success in achieving a desired path to destiny than those discerned by astrology. The Sumerians and Babylonians did quite well observing the constellations for predictable patterns of governance, without the help of ‘One-Worlders’, who nobody can identify, but we all know have been in residence at Davos for millennia.

It’s their ‘secret’ nature, of course, that keeps the One-Worlder’s secrets from being know by anyone, despite world-wide suspicion and ‘pipe-dreamers’ who need somebody to blame for having ‘created this highly combustible situation’ that has existed in every epoch of man.

It’s silly to think anyone has ever kept a gigantic, world-controlling secret to their grave. That’s a 1,000’s of grave for thousands of years, all silent. We know whoever has the gold (bankers), makes the rules, but their rules do not shape destiny, the masses do. Nobody has ever controlled the entire human herd, and nobody has ever controlled a portion for very long. Everything eventually falls apart, and a man’s plans for other men falls fastest of all.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Hollywood Rob
June 15, 2019 10:40 am

Oversimplify much? I don’t look to anyone for leadership.
Neither does anyone else capable of thinking for themselves.

I’m the only one who knows where I’m going, so I’m content to follow my lead.

You need a leader because you have no clue where anyone is going.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Hollywood Rob
June 15, 2019 4:04 pm

You point out decisions that others make which I don’t follow or feel in any measurable way except when my monthly bills are tallied. The $’s I pay have no ‘measurable’ basis in who I follow or who makes this country’s decisions.

You cannot pin any cent I spend on any leader’s particular decision. They are all my decisions.

You gave a knee jerk reaction/response to an excellent Valediction speech by depriving her parents of credit and giving it to her ‘always absent’ counselor. She made it clear that she didn’t follow any leaders, only good examples. You aren’t either one.

Valedictorian Thanks ‘Alcoholic Teacher’ And Negligent Counselor For Teaching To ‘Fend For Herself’

You can certainly speak with a Jerk’s authority, given your knee-jerk intellect. You’re lazy, and that’s worse than industriously stupid. I have to work hard to stupidify my thoughts for dumbfucks like you.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Hollywood Rob
June 15, 2019 5:20 pm

Are you a shining example, Rob; a city on a hill?

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Hollywood Rob
June 15, 2019 6:40 pm

“Thank you…” said the shining pile, a smoldering, ropey hill left by a noted philosopher for his favorite diner, the HardlywoodRod beetle, “…he worked really hard to push me out for you!”.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Hollywood Rob
June 16, 2019 11:00 am

It’s morning and I checked again.

My dung still shines brighter than your brain’s effluvia.

And I didn’t have to work hard to push it out.