Say Anything!

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

My favorite moment in the Wednesday night “B” Team installment of the Democratic primary debates was Julian Castro’s “defense” of transgender abortion rights. Say what…? I almost dropped my bag of Dinamita Mojo Criollo Doritos. Did that really come out of Little Julian’s mouth? Apparently so. But how does it actually work?

Like, say, in theory, someone “transitioning” from female-to-male gets inadvertently knocked-up after a (perhaps mistaken) romantic encounter with an actual man and has to, you know, get rid of the little problem zhe has acquired? Could be… but is this a relatively common occurrence down San Antone way? And how might it apply in male-to-female trans cases of merely hysterical pregnancy? Sounds like something that the auteur Guillermo Del Toro might have fun with. Such are the thorny issues of “reproductive justice” that dot the arid terrain of Progressive Thought — like unto the poisonous fruit of the sacred datura bush in the Sonoran Desert.

More insidiously, Mr. Castro’s main immigration reform idea is to repeal Section 1325 of the Immigration and Nationality Act, which is the federal law that makes casual “undocumented” entry to the USA a crime. In other words: an open border. Just pile on in y’all! Makes sense for a political party that has basic boundary problems with every other element of American life (see above). But something tells me it won’t poll so well in the places where misty notions of national sovereignty still linger and English is nostalgically preferred.

Mr. Castro was entertaining for sure, when he wasn’t over-speaking every other candidate on the rostrum, but the prize for pendejo del noche must go to that other Texan, long-tall Beto O’Rourke of the flapping arms and bobbing head, who virtually serenaded the audience in Español to represent his bona fides as the Party’s official El Zorro. Cory Booker gave the loving tongue a brief workout, too, later on, but he came off more like a broken piñata than Don Diego de la Vega.

Apart from the colorful homage to all things Mexican, the signal event of the night was Elizabeth Warren’s stealth political suicide when the popular question of Medicare-for-all came up and NBC’s Lester Holt asked the candidates for a show of hands as to who would abolish private health insurance altogether. Up shot Liz’s hand. Only New York’s mayor, the feckless Bill DeBlasio joined her. If the contest was a game of “Survivor” both would have thereby voted themselves off the island — except Big Bill was never really on the island, just circling around it like a wayward jellyfish blown hither and yon by Progressive winds.

The only “B” Team figure onstage who appeared to be a serious candidate was Hawaiian congressperson Tulsi Gabbard, a major in the US Army Reserve with tours-of-duty in Iraq and Kuwait — especially impressive when smacking down cretinous Ohio congressman Tim Ryan, who mistakenly asserted that the Taliban were behind 9/11. Uh, no, Tulsi informed him, it was al Qaeda (sponsored by our “friend” Saudi Arabia). I predict Tulsi will make the cut to the “A” team, despite the news media’s desperate efforts to shove her off the playing field.

And, of course, the “A’s” dutifully marched onstage Thursday night for the heavyweight division mouth-off, with Jumpin’ Joe Biden at center so everybody could get a good shot at him, and the two designated wing-nuts, Rep. Eric “Collusion” Swalwell (CA) and New Age swami Marianne Williamson at the left and right margins, to protect against any sound ideas actually entering the arena.

Swalwell touched off the main event by tossing a hand-grenade at Uncle Joe for failing to relinquish the torch that he has selfishly not passed to the next generation (of politicians) — the catch being that said torch may be used to burn down what’s left of the republic. The attack seemed to give front-runner Joe the vapors. He insisted he has more torch songs yet to sing.  That cued Sen. Kamala Harris (CA), playing Shiva Destroyer-of-Worlds, to jam the torch right into Uncle Joe’s smiling puss, saying that the ex-Veep’s recent remarks about making nice with the senate’s staunch segregationists of yore was “hurtful” to her personally.

For a moment, I thought she was going to belt out a rendition of that old tearjerker, “Feelings.” Uncle Joe will now have to wear the scarlet “R” on his forehead until his campaign whirls down the drain — without even having to answer questions about just how come his son, Hunter, came up with zillion-dollar payments from Ukraine and China well before the advent of Mr. Trump.

The other fossil onstage, redoubtable Bernie Sanders, re-committed to his full-on socialist proffers, that is, free stuff for all, with no excuses. Sounds like a sweet deal until you are reminded that the USA — the rest of the world too — has never been so deep in hock before, meaning that whatever admirable free stuff systems were set-up in Sweden and France decades ago may be running on fumes now, and the USA just missed the boat on all that, alas, when the getting was good.

Yet, it did not stop all the candidates from chiming in on Medicaid coverage for illegal immigrants — another booby-trap waiting to blow up under them in the general election. And both Sens. Sanders and Harris joined Liz Warren on the sinking ship of abolishing private health insurance.

The immigration issue provided prime sob-story material for all concerned, ignoring the blatant fact that the Democratic Party has done everything possible to stimulate illegal border crossings and overwhelm our facilities by sending out the message loud-and-clear that they will stymie every attempt to enforce the current laws or reform them. There was much a’do about the “cruelty” of making children sleep on cold, hard floors — the very week that the party’s new Captain Marvel, AOC, joined a move to block shipments of mattresses from the Wayfair furniture company to detention centers in Texas. (Time Mag Report here.) Smooth move, Dems.

Ms. Williamson, off in her distant orbit and largely ignored by the referees, lobbed a last-minute grenade about reparations for slavery, inducing a visible cringe response among her rivals, who nonetheless all pretended to agree, lest they be branded with the scarlet “R” on their own foreheads.

A few capsule comments on the rest of the gang. Mayor Pete (Buttigieg) projects a doleful intelligence, as if he is ashamed to find himself among such a pack of panders and scallywags. Sen. Michael Bennet may have anger management problems. Gov. John Hickenlooper is obviously too sane to remain in the party much longer. Sen Kirsten Gillibrand will say anything to get elected (we know her well here in upstate New York). Rep. Swalwell is a dangerous head-case. Andrew Yang gets points for eschewing the necktie, but he’s a one-trick pony (Universal Basic Income) and it’s not much of trick. Ms. Williamson will be touring the primary states on a magic carpet, bringing news of spiritual awakening to the beaten-down denizens of Flyover Land. Namaste and good luck!

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37 Comments
musket
musket
June 28, 2019 12:31 pm

Both sessions were like watching the 21st century rendition of the good old 1968 favorite….Rowan and Martins’ “Laugh in”……

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
June 28, 2019 12:45 pm

Greetings,
The only people that I know that watched these debates are conservatives. I live in ultra liberal SoCal but the Socialists/Communists that I know didn’t bother to watch these cringe worthy debates. Even the dumbest of the dumb must realize that a group of people that crazy will have a hard time taking the White House.

Ya know, it takes a lot of money to live where I live. $2k for a tiny one bedroom apartment in a crappy location is the norm here. Consequently, you need a six figure income if you wish to have a place to live by yourself and not be jammed up with 3 other families. That said, these six figure Communists are not pleased.

The local Communists are not please because a 70% tax rate puts them in the streets along with the other street shitters. You can’t live in your $5k a month place when State and Federal taxes take 82% of your earning right off of the top. It doesn’t work.

The local Communists are not thrilled with the loss of private health care. The street shitters already get free health care and those guys are not doing well – not at all. Two weeks ago a homeless man died in the bushes across the street from my home. After all, it is no secret that everyone on the street qualifies for MediCal but when you look around into the sea of walking dead – people that have placed their entire existence into government care and charity, you see people with rotting teeth and open sores. You see people with chronic illnesses slowly being consumed day after day after day until the day you don’t see that person anymore.

Open borders have made some parts of town into NO GO zones as it isn’t safe to go wandering around in an area that doesn’t speak your language and is entirely outside the purview of law and order. What fun is it to, say, live at Venice beach when you don’t dare go there because of the very likely possibility of being attacked? What fun is it to work 60 hour weeks only to look out of your window to see people living for free in tents. Did you know that people put notes and leave “gifts” on their cars begging the homeless not to vandalize their cars? After all, most of our parking is street parking unless you are willing to fork over a lot of money for “safe” parking.

I think the working liberals are sick of it but just do not know what to do and the clown show being put on by the Democrats isn’t helping them.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  NickelthroweR
June 28, 2019 6:53 pm

My sister lives in San Francisco and can barely wait to sell her over priced 1000 square foot condominium and get the hell out of there. She talks all the time about coming out the main front door and seeing people sitting on the curb shooting up in plain view. She is a red hot liberal Democrat but for some reason never talks about it nowadays.

Ephemeral Consumption
Ephemeral Consumption
  Coalclinker
June 29, 2019 11:21 am

How hot is she? Inquiring minds want to know.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  Ephemeral Consumption
June 29, 2019 1:55 pm

Heh, heh. She’s not into men.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  Coalclinker
June 29, 2019 4:57 pm

I have a SIL like that. (((Red diaper baby. Death penalty appeal lawyer))). She’s moving from SF to Palm Springs.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  NickelthroweR
June 29, 2019 2:56 am

Dear Sir Nickel, you write well, sad but true and well written post.

Ephemeral Consumption
Ephemeral Consumption
  Mygirl...maybe
June 29, 2019 11:23 am

Dear Sir Nickel, you write well, sad but true..

Alas, Sir Iron writes even better. So Sad.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  NickelthroweR
June 29, 2019 10:50 am

Thanks for the persepctive.

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
June 28, 2019 1:00 pm

Tulsi is way too good good looking to be that smart.

Johnny Wad
Johnny Wad
  Jack Lovett
June 28, 2019 1:50 pm

I’d hit it a time or 2.

Ephemeral Consumption
Ephemeral Consumption
  Jack Lovett
June 28, 2019 3:12 pm

I’ll bet your a stunner, Jack.

Ephemeral Consumption
Ephemeral Consumption
  Ephemeral Consumption
June 28, 2019 5:32 pm

Zing, there it went, right over the momos’ head.

Arthur Sido
Arthur Sido
June 28, 2019 1:10 pm

Uh, Mayor Buttplug has sex with another man he pretends is his “husband” so I doubt shame is something he is familiar with.

Ephemeral Consumption
Ephemeral Consumption
  Arthur Sido
June 28, 2019 3:11 pm

Mayor Buttplug, that is so anti-gay it’s not even funny. OK, it is. I’ll pray for you, Arthur.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Ephemeral Consumption
June 28, 2019 4:20 pm

Mayoral Buttplugs do not answer prayers, but if they did…

…”My Beloved ButtGig, did you expect a smooth passage without first offering lubricating prayers?”

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  Ephemeral Consumption
June 28, 2019 6:55 pm

Well he does get his butt hole plugged up every now and then. Why does anyone need prayers over them commenting on what he does?

James
James
June 28, 2019 1:54 pm

I would in the keeping with clown world do here by swear that I self identify as a DC-9 bulldozer,so,deal with it!

I would also like to say am nearing the completion of my bachelors degree in the study of pre-industrial revolution under water lesbian basket weaving and it’s effects on a post modern/afrocentric/patriarchal communist economy,my job future is looking bright!

Idiots
Idiots
June 28, 2019 2:00 pm

5.7 billion people make less each day than a mexican in mexico. How many of them can we give free medical care to?

Stucky
Stucky
June 28, 2019 2:14 pm

“A chicken in every pot!” —- Herbie Hoover

“A cock in every ass!” —- Mayor Pete

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Yea, that’s Mayor Pete kissing his husband when he announced he is running.

I nearly died when ‘Murika elected an ignorant nigga. If we elect a homo I’m moving in with Llpoh. I’m NOT fucken kidding!!!

Ephemeral Consumption
Ephemeral Consumption
  Stucky
June 28, 2019 3:03 pm

Situations wanted:

Wife wanted, must have own vagina. Trannies need not apply.

Ephemeral Consumption
Ephemeral Consumption
  Stucky
June 28, 2019 3:14 pm

Caption contest: I’m going to skip the lube tonight.

nkit
nkit
  Stucky
June 28, 2019 3:38 pm

Pictures of sodomites kissing should be forbidden on TBP. I might have to break the no nip rule in defense.

Ephemeral Consumption
Ephemeral Consumption
  nkit
June 28, 2019 5:30 pm

I second that emotion. If fags kissing and hags reading books is ok, then let’s join the corruption, fight fire with hellfire. Bring on the swinging dick pics. Uhm, maybe not. That’s some gross shit. Just bring on the dancing women.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Ephemeral Consumption
June 29, 2019 2:59 am

What’s wrong with swinging dick pics? Hmmm? Only problem with swinging dicks on the internet is they’re either politicians or homosexuals…

Barney
Barney
  Stucky
June 28, 2019 5:29 pm

Turdeau just french kissed Marcon couple few weeks ago I shit you not.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  Stucky
June 28, 2019 6:56 pm

Niggers, gays, and Jews. We’re one down and two more to go!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Stucky
June 29, 2019 6:10 am

Bet Buttplug is the on the bottom.
Edit: Wimp!

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
June 28, 2019 3:52 pm

The Democrat’s Immigration Policy is their Plan to swamp the US election process with new illegal Democrat voters to take over the Senate and Presidency. They are manipulating elections, exactly what they are falsely accusing Trump of doing with the Russians. Since Democrats are effectively Communist, this is effectively a Communist Conspiracy to take over America; if it succeeds, it cannot be undone at the polls. Communist Pogroms and economic collapse will follow like in other Communist countries. This is Treason and they are Traitors. They must be defeated in Nov2020.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  robert h siddell jr
June 29, 2019 10:53 am

“I kill a communist for fun”
Tony Montana

Bilco
Bilco
June 28, 2019 4:36 pm

That was an especially good read.As I never watch any of the mainstream media BS. I like to wait a day or two to let the grown ups,or better yet those that know how to actually think break it down for me. I already know how to think for myself,so I already knew what this group of idiots were going to say,but after reading sane thoughts on the matter. I have come to the conclusion that perhaps these debates were done by nuts in the nuthouse.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
June 28, 2019 4:45 pm

One of Kunstler’s funnier columns, but the debates gave him great material to work with.

Ken31
Ken31
June 28, 2019 11:32 pm

Is this Jew really mocking the results of the cultural warfare his People have been waging against us for the last 140 years?

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  Ken31
June 29, 2019 5:00 pm

Kunstler is a mensch, though. He really loves the old-timey ambiance and mores of small-town America past. The civic buildings, ideas of decorum, social order and so forth. He’s been inveighing against the whole Modernist proposal for decades. “The Geography of Nowhere” is an excellent critique of our degraded architecture landscape.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
June 29, 2019 5:59 am

I can’t watch debates. The lying politicians drive me nuts. I have to rely on articles like this if I want to know what happened, and this was a great, funny synopsis.

ottomatik
ottomatik
June 29, 2019 10:55 am

Colorful and fun to read

Swimologist
Swimologist
June 29, 2019 11:38 am

The only remotely viable option for the Dems as currently constituted would be a Plugs-Gabbard ticket. And would STILL be only remote.