WASHINGTON, D.C.—Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren has changed her Twitter account, becoming the first Democratic candidate to put an authentic given Indian name into his or her profile.
Warren changed her account to read “She Who Stands Like Tall Tree And Cries When Blue Corn Moon Shines On Happy Badger” so there would be no confusion about how to refer to her. She considered using authentic Indian names given to her by tribes other than her native Cherokee, including “She Who Panders Like Weasel” and “White Girl,” but stuck with her original Indian name given in the teepee where she was born.
The senator also criticized other candidates who haven’t put their official Native American names on their Twitter profiles.
“My opponent Beto is too scared to put his name ‘Paleface Who Pretends To Be Brownface,’ while Bernie doesn’t have the courage to put ‘Wrinkled One Who Waves Cane At Sky’ in his profile,” she said. “Native Americans won’t truly be accepted in this country until we pander to them with our Twitter profiles.”
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Trump better get aboard with “He who stinks up bathroom”
What!? Trumps Shi…doesnt stink?
This looks like some one hacked her…
If not, then…
She just alienated herself even further from The Native American indigenous people.
Truly a person that speaks with a forked tongue…
Tihson’s Native American name is Reader Without a Clue.
If you want to hilariously mock this race baiting fraud, find a badger
outfit to dress up in and visit everywhere she has a speech and dance
around while someone sings or plays “blue moon”
on some handheld speakers.
I thought Lieawatha’s indian nickname was “Sitting BullSchiff”.
Jeff Kuhner calls her “Chief Spreading Bull”
There’s no such thing as a happy badger.
Mythical name for mythical injun
An American Indian kid is standing outside of a teepee with his father while his mother is inside giving birth. The son asks his father “Tell me again how we Indians name our children?”. The father says “when the child is born the father goes in the teepee, picks up the child, walks outside and the first thing he sees is what he names the child. Why do you ask Two dogs f#cking?”
UGH !!! From “He who strings long trail of defecation” … make that two UGHs !!!
Did she abandon Laiwatha and Fauxahontas?
My Native American name “Scroto Biggo” can’t be translated directly but it means something like Fucks with Honkies or Smarter than Squirrel Catcher.
There is no way you’re smarter than a squirrel catcher. Those dogs are smart.
There’s a lot lost in translation and you missed it.
There are squirrel catchers and then there are SQUIRREL catchers….you sure Scroto Biggo isn’t related to Dildo Bagguns or One Hung Low? As to the story here, it is satire, it isn’t real, Babylon Bee is a satirical site like the Onion. They made the story up…capische?
That’s the EL I like. Your wit can be quit good. Harness your power for good. What’s good? Whatever is good for He who calls himself Whitey.
Anonymous,
Squirrel catcher = HR.
I thought her name was,”Stupid Bitch With stick Up Butt.”
Her indian name is: Lying Sack of Shit who Stole Jobs From Real Indians by Pretending to be a Minority and Yet the Brain Dead Idiots in Her Congressional District Still Elected the Lying Sack of Shit.