Hat tip David E.
Guest Post by Paul Joseph Watson
In the UK, heat waves tend to bring out even more stupid behavior that that which is already rampant.
Amidst record temperatures across the country, doctors are now telling young women not to put ice lollies in their vaginas to cool them down.
Yes, really.
“My advice would be to avoid any foreign bodies in the vagina for risk of infection,” said gynaecologist Dr Shree Datta. “I would suggest loose cotton underwear and avoiding tight clothing to prevent any irritation and dermatitis developing.”
That sage advice was echoed by Dr Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of HANX condom brand, who cautioned women that putting ice lollies in their private parts could alter the natural pH of the vagina and cause further problems if the object was to break up inside.
“There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there,” said Welsh. “The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damage.”
Why such advice should even be necessary is too depressing to consider.
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OK. I guess I’ll go first. It doesn’t seem like such a bad idea…as long as the pop is All Natural.
Remember the scene in “A Christmas Story?” Same concern here.
At least they need to use the appropriate ice tray first:
I don’t think that I have ever heard the term “ice lollies” before.
And this may be the first article in the history of the MSM to suggest not sticking something somewhere.
I used to stick popsicles in a college girlfriend & then eat them.She thought it was gross,I thought it was cool.
Then she bit down and clenched HER teeth.
lollies-can’t they use murican ingles?
I should think that the clean up for ladies of that inevitable after-party mess could be quite entertaining for some folks.
My question is – why isn’t there an official warning from the British Health Authorities (NHS) for the analogous situation with a stern warning for gay men wishing to use a ice lolly up the back door for a bit of a cool down? Seems downright sexist, LBGTQIPPIBN+ non-inclusive and gender exclusionary.
Maybe Jeremy Corbyn could look into it, him being the shadow government leader and all. An issue he could really sink his teeth into.
Sink the teeth into… that’s the ticket!
vag lives matter. Why not just rub ice on the neck like normal people do. Suppose that isn’t progress.
Where in the hell did the street vents go?
She really was a gorgeous woman, wasn’t she? Why did she kill herself?
They say that some like it hot. I bet the guys around Marilyn put ice lollies in their pockets to avoid tight pants. No wonder Jack liked her.
I selected a single image from the above collage of scenes to upload as a photo… Was she not SOMETHING SPECIAL? Goodbye Norma Jean.
maggie,
i’ve never read much about marilyn monroe & i was curious so i went to wiki & read up on her–
in the body of the article the only mention of kennedy is when it was talking about a feud she was having w/her employer & how angry they were w/her 4 flying to new york & singing happy b’day to him–
the press is still so protective of kennedy that you have to read the footnotes to find out that” they had mutual friends so they occasionally had casual sex.”(not an exact quote but close)–
btw,i thought the young marilyn was prettier–
her story could also go over on the epstein thread,molested as a kid,passed around as an adult–
She was murdered – likely by the Kennedys or their Hollywood associates (Sinatra, Peter Lawford and others). Thomas Naguchi, the LA Coroner, was notorious for taking huge sums of money to make any death come out the way others needed it to come out. LA has always been a corrupt toilet – just like every major city. The nice weather, sunshine, and pretty woman, have provided great cover for these truths so they get less attention than places like Chicago, NY, etc.
possibly murdered but she had such a history of emotional/mental problems & drug use that i don’t think we can say that w/o more proof–
most of those guys were such slimeballs that they deserve to be trashed over her death even if they had no direct hand in it–
Maybe there was an Epstein in her past, eh?