WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Worse ballet I’ve ever seen.

Don’t let that robe distract you and let your mind drift off to comfortable thoughts. My man got no shoes on and is sporting a cute little anklet. My mind is on point. Confused, but on the point.

Lot of hot air ready to blow out in that aisle.

There’s too many Spidermen out there for me to keep track of now, so by default I have to assume every Spiderman I see is real.

Please welcome to the building spinning the 1’s and 2’s, DJ Brown Bananaaaaaa!!!

Pimpin’ around town looking like my kids’ refrigerator art gallery.

Yaaa..ummm….welll….but…ya know what. Pass. I’m gonna pass. I’ll let some white college kid tell you why he thinks you’re offending yourself.

Yup. That’s exactly what Michael Jordan’s brand is all about. 5’6” white guys who grind it out and hustle a little too hard in pickup basketball for that weird hook layup shot they have to take to keep it from getting sent into the next area code.

Cam: I’m headed out to Walmart to pick up a few things.

Friend: Better wear a disguise so nobody recognizes you.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to those families effected by this past weekend’s shooting in El Paso, Texas.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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4 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 10, 2019 9:29 am

Given that so many shootings or attempted shootings (if you believe all the stories) are happening at Walmarts, the obvious liberal solution to the problem is to shut down Walmarts.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 10, 2019 3:08 pm

That shooting is so last week. Epstein’s dead, motherfuckers, Booyah!
I wonder what they have planned for next Saturday?

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  EL Coyote
August 10, 2019 5:47 pm

Next week? Shit, don’t go there, at this rate it could be nuclear war….

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Mygirl...maybe
August 10, 2019 5:53 pm

You may be right. With this major Epstein fuck up, it might take a small nuke over Las Vegas that to cover for NYC. You have to wonder if they didn’t learn anything from El Chapo’s prison escapades in Mexico.