WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a campaign rally Friday, Democratic candidate Joe Biden unveiled his bold healthcare proposal, a plan that would allow Joe Biden to personally provide healthcare for every woman in the nation.
At a time when many Americans are concerned about rising healthcare costs under Obamacare, Biden assured his supporters he would take matters into his own hands and make sure no bureaucrats get in the way of Joe Biden and the nation’s women.
“Other candidates may be offering medical care for all, but are they going to give you that personal touch?” Biden said. “It’s so cold and unfeeling, the kind of out-of-touch healthcare these other candidates want to provide. There’s all this red tape. They don’t get to know you on a personal level. Like, what if you have something wrong with the back of your neck? How are these establishment politicians ever going to know?”
“I for one promise never to let that happen to you, as I’ll be inspecting your neck myself.”
The plan has been criticized as impractical and “kinda creepy,” but the critics were probably right-wing Nazis or something.
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we can always depend on creepy joe to say something stupid and creepy every day. what a guy!!
Joe is an expert on the subject of the back of women’s necks.
I suppose that Groping Joe is going to pay for this health care for all women out of his own pocket, right?
I’m sure you meant to say “your” rather than his own. He IS a democrat and it would be unethical for him to fund a program from his own pocket.
He said that he would make sure they were “covered”.
I do pray that the powers that be do pick Joe for the democrats.Trump shouldn’t have any problems tearing him a new ass.
Creepy Old Joe, the amateur gynecologist.
Please. Someone pull this buffoon off the national stage. It’s so sad the loser demoKKKrats are dishonest on polls, parking their votes with clownish Joe until the real loon emerges as the nominee. Creepy crazy handsy Joe couldn’t win local dog-catcher.
Time to shuffle Uncle Joe off to Buffalo.
With whose money Uncle Joe? And what about the Men? Oh I get it you are pandering to women because you are perceived as being a bit too frisky with them. Good move.