PORTLAND, OR—Antifa has unveiled a new pumpkin spice Molotov cocktail for the fall protest season.
Developed in conjunction with Molotov Cocktails, Inc., the preferred provider of makeshift explosives for the leftist protestors, the throwable incendiary weapons are made with real, organic, locally harvested pumpkin spice. They taste and smell like pumpkin spice, which is important for the angry white people who make up Antifa.
“Now, when your political opponents are burning in agony, you can enjoy that pumpkin spice smell you love so much,” said Ned Patterson, CEO of Molotov Cocktails, Inc. “Nothing says fall like a good, old-fashioned, violent protest coupled with the scent of pumpkin spice.”
“Is that burning flesh you smell—or is that pumpkin spice? It’s hard to say!” he added before chucking one at a conservative journalist standing nearby. “Ah, I love the autumn!”
Popular white person boot company UGG is also supporting Antifa with a pair of steel-toed protest boots for the white girls who join up with Antifa in a brave stance against racism.
The company has also hinted at a white peppermint mocha flavor to debut this winter.
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I know of a “rag-tag” bunch of folks with their own pumpkin “powered” weapons, who have exactly what these bottom feeders need:
i used to love to watch that show,one of the few shows on cable that was worth watching–
All of he hate and violence comes from the left.
Yes you are exactly right Buzz. And amazingly enough a lot of liberals are switching sides. I realize that many would want to give up, but I really do think that the communists are being confronted by the capitalists and here in merika, at least, they are being defeated.
Leftists are always on the cutting edge of hate…..