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Excuse me, sir, could you tell me if the salty sacks have nuts in them? I’m allergic, and nkit tells me they taste pretty bad.
Now, ladies and gents, a throwback, from our Gerald Ford collection.
Why does this never happen during the lingerie section, only during the Amish display?
Because they are used to walking around naked/half naked. It is only when they are covered up that they feel uncomfortable and can’t walk properly.
“Hmm,” thought Daisy. “I wonder if it’ll fit?”
Hmmm, I’m taking this home…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c
Turn up volume:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwk5KkBPmo
That’s the most adorable incomplete pass I’ve ever seen.
Dumbbell
Oh, God what I’d do for a piece of . . . toast.
High f . . . orget it.
Well, he didn’t marry her for her house-cleaning skills.
June Cleaver, 2019.
Now known as No Nips Nancy.
Never in a million years did Cheryl think she’d drown on a swing.
Hey, Muslims and Jews, see how magical Christmas is?
Don’t tell me you missed the train.
Yes, but it missed me, too.
Holy 磨折 见/見!
Instant replay shows a legal catch.
When the TSA agent got up and spiked the ball, it got a little messy.
Kid save! No rebounds. The crowd cheers.
Insane reflexes….
Wreck-o-shea
a little too much tannerite…
Beto will use that as ‘evidence’ ……”see what an assault rifle does !?!”
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <<——==
Wow. In 2049 I’ll be, let’s see, carry the one . . . dead. So this is my last harvest moon! Can’t wait to miss it.
Bob, I laughed like hell. Haha
SOMEBODY’S on a roll today …..
Y’all are way too freakin funny…! Priceless. nkit I don’t know where you find this stuff but do keep it going!
You know what they say; take your eye off them for one second and they’re riding garage doors.
and that’s why they make helmets…
The first test of the human cruise missile did not go as planned.
I remember those nipples from a few weeks back.
Knew a girl like that once!
You mean her pussy had fangs?
What would we do without moms- spend our lives in ditch.
Then his wife said, “No, I want it over there.”
Looks like China.
Wife is prolly driving the truck.
That’s the second biggest icicle I’ve ever seen.
Wonder how he came out of that one….
In pieces
I’ve have just the thing for that empty cubby hole.
Why are you looking at the cubbyholes, I bet you didn’t notice she isn’t really wearing heels.
Nkit, that is the single best girl you have ever posted.
how do you know she’s single?
Wives are typically about twice as heavy.
So…your contention is that the word ‘broad’ is used to refer to women, because that’s what they become after they get married? Pretty brave, making that statement in a public forum 🙂
The reality is, some men know they have wives with hour glass figures.
They just lament the fact that all the sand has settled at the bottom.
There is nothing…NOTHING more beautiful than a beautiful woman.
Agreed! Nature’s finest peaks and crevices.
You’re going to need a bigger pot.
Great teamwork. They need to look into a recreational hockey team.
yes, Steven Stamkos on the one-timer for the score…
Oprah out for a roll on the beach.
CNN: white whale attacks black toddler!
I remember these cheeks from a few weeks back.
Damn…. thanks NKIT!
Nkit, this girl is the 2nd best one you have ever posted.
Magma races never caught on.
But they are the hottest races in town.
Taco Bell bathroom overflow.
OMG is right
Brought to you by the CIA and Mossad.
You foolish, stupid ignorant evil piece of shit. fuck you!!!
C’mon, don’t sugarcoat it.
“Kid, we don’t like your kind. I want you to go over there and sit on the Group W bench.”
Dustification
I don’t want to distract from the Friday fun visual follies…but whoever down voted:
DUSTIFICATION
Please watch the dustification loop eof truth nkit has kindly provided…and then read the link below.
Please wipe the government/media dust from your eyes so you can actually see the harsh, ugly truth of what components your government, aligned with demonic evil forces, did to pull off the greatest FF in the history of the world!
https://sites.google.com/a/ualr.edu/operation-rabbit-hole-where-did-the-towers-go/dustification
NOW, BACK TO THE FRIDAY FUN FOLLIES!
Well said, mark. As with yours, my comment above is meant as a caustic observation on a tragedy as bad as the murder of 3000 innocent people, that the real culprits got away with the crime of the century, a crime that did in the Constitution and launched the endless wars on terrorism. No disrespect meant for the victims.
+1oo, Mark…
That’s a helluva chipmunk.
My pet spiny ant eater is handy for chasing way stray kangaroos.
Achmed’s dead, baby.
As they say in Memphrica – M’fer be dead.
Ma’am, may I scratch that for you?
Those are some ugly hands.
There were hands in the picture?
CNN: They would’ve never gone to that much trouble to save a black cat.
They really do always land on their feet.
Shit, now the NSA can take pictures of my dreams!
As much as I have studied women’s bodies, I can tell you with 95% certainty that pretty women have pretty bodies. The one in the middle has an ugly ass.
picky bastard for an old man….
Face too. Must be the photographer’s cousin.
A tad younger if you please Mr nkit?
You’ve done it before,do it again.
Don’t worry about Dee or the nurse.
tough crowd, indeed….
I’d still do her!
I wish those damn coons would leave our white women alone.
They are not yours, you macho shithead.
stucky, you blew your chance–
Flying squirrel
That’s Rocky for us oldsters. Tune next time for “Squirrel Today, Gone Tomorrow or Let the Fur Fly”
What’s next, flying beavers?
“That trick never works!”