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211 Comments
Bob P
Bob P
September 13, 2019 12:55 pm

Excuse me, sir, could you tell me if the salty sacks have nuts in them? I’m allergic, and nkit tells me they taste pretty bad.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:25 pm

Now, ladies and gents, a throwback, from our Gerald Ford collection.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:37 pm

Why does this never happen during the lingerie section, only during the Amish display?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Yancey_Ward
September 13, 2019 3:56 pm

Because they are used to walking around naked/half naked. It is only when they are covered up that they feel uncomfortable and can’t walk properly.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:19 pm

“Hmm,” thought Daisy. “I wonder if it’ll fit?”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:21 pm

Hmmm, I’m taking this home…

PatL
PatL
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:40 pm
Brian
Brian
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:18 pm
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 13, 2019 4:02 pm

Turn up volume:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwk5KkBPmo

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:23 pm

That’s the most adorable incomplete pass I’ve ever seen.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:28 pm

Dumbbell

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:29 pm

Oh, God what I’d do for a piece of . . . toast.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:45 pm

High f . . . orget it.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:08 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:39 pm

Well, he didn’t marry her for her house-cleaning skills.

Fast Floyd
Fast Floyd
  nkit
September 13, 2019 8:26 pm

June Cleaver, 2019.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 13, 2019 8:28 pm

Now known as No Nips Nancy.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:47 pm

Never in a million years did Cheryl think she’d drown on a swing.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:22 pm

Hey, Muslims and Jews, see how magical Christmas is?

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 3:31 pm

Don’t tell me you missed the train.

Yes, but it missed me, too.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 3:00 pm

Holy 磨折 见/見!

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:15 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:42 pm

Instant replay shows a legal catch.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Yancey_Ward
September 13, 2019 5:43 pm

When the TSA agent got up and spiked the ball, it got a little messy.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:53 pm

Kid save! No rebounds. The crowd cheers.

Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:06 pm

Insane reflexes….

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:17 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:56 pm

Wreck-o-shea

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
September 13, 2019 5:51 pm

a little too much tannerite…

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
  nkit
September 13, 2019 7:27 pm

Beto will use that as ‘evidence’ ……”see what an assault rifle does !?!”

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <<——==

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:49 pm

Wow. In 2049 I’ll be, let’s see, carry the one . . . dead. So this is my last harvest moon! Can’t wait to miss it.

Donkey
Donkey
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 4:01 pm

Bob, I laughed like hell. Haha

motley
motley
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 4:55 pm

SOMEBODY’S on a roll today …..

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 5:40 pm

Y’all are way too freakin funny…! Priceless. nkit I don’t know where you find this stuff but do keep it going!

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:47 pm

You know what they say; take your eye off them for one second and they’re riding garage doors.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:20 pm

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Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:08 pm

and that’s why they make helmets…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
September 13, 2019 5:46 pm

The first test of the human cruise missile did not go as planned.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:35 pm

I remember those nipples from a few weeks back.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:22 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:45 pm

Knew a girl like that once!

Bob P
Bob P
  Yancey_Ward
September 13, 2019 1:59 pm

You mean her pussy had fangs?

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:23 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:46 pm

What would we do without moms- spend our lives in ditch.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:58 pm

Then his wife said, “No, I want it over there.”

~L
~L
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 2:05 pm

Looks like China.
Wife is prolly driving the truck.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:56 pm

That’s the second biggest icicle I’ve ever seen.

Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:10 pm

Wonder how he came out of that one….

Bob P
Bob P
  Lone Wolf
September 13, 2019 2:24 pm

In pieces

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:57 pm

I’ve have just the thing for that empty cubby hole.

Bull G. Wood (EC)
Bull G. Wood (EC)
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 10:01 pm

Why are you looking at the cubbyholes, I bet you didn’t notice she isn’t really wearing heels.

Donkey
Donkey
  nkit
September 13, 2019 4:04 pm

Nkit, that is the single best girl you have ever posted.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Donkey
September 13, 2019 5:38 pm

how do you know she’s single?

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
September 13, 2019 6:47 pm

Wives are typically about twice as heavy.

Frank
Frank
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 9:41 pm

So…your contention is that the word ‘broad’ is used to refer to women, because that’s what they become after they get married? Pretty brave, making that statement in a public forum 🙂

~L
~L
  Frank
September 13, 2019 10:03 pm

The reality is, some men know they have wives with hour glass figures.
They just lament the fact that all the sand has settled at the bottom.

Donkey
Donkey
  nkit
September 13, 2019 4:24 pm

There is nothing…NOTHING more beautiful than a beautiful woman.

Bob P
Bob P
  Donkey
September 13, 2019 4:31 pm

Agreed! Nature’s finest peaks and crevices.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:26 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:48 pm

You’re going to need a bigger pot.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:28 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 13, 2019 4:07 pm

Great teamwork. They need to look into a recreational hockey team.

nkit
nkit
  MrLiberty
September 13, 2019 10:35 pm

yes, Steven Stamkos on the one-timer for the score…

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:02 pm

Oprah out for a roll on the beach.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:43 pm

CNN: white whale attacks black toddler!

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:02 pm

I remember these cheeks from a few weeks back.

Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:12 pm

Damn…. thanks NKIT!

Donkey
Donkey
  nkit
September 13, 2019 4:06 pm

Nkit, this girl is the 2nd best one you have ever posted.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:03 pm

Magma races never caught on.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 5:22 pm

But they are the hottest races in town.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 13, 2019 4:08 pm

Taco Bell bathroom overflow.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 13, 2019 10:36 pm

OMG is right

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:04 pm

Brought to you by the CIA and Mossad.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 6:26 pm

You foolish, stupid ignorant evil piece of shit. fuck you!!!

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
September 13, 2019 6:48 pm

C’mon, don’t sugarcoat it.

'mouse No. 9
'mouse No. 9
  Anonymous
September 13, 2019 10:07 pm

“Kid, we don’t like your kind. I want you to go over there and sit on the Group W bench.”

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:33 pm

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mark
mark
  nkit
September 13, 2019 1:41 pm

Dustification

mark
mark
  mark
September 13, 2019 7:36 pm

I don’t want to distract from the Friday fun visual follies…but whoever down voted:

DUSTIFICATION

Please watch the dustification loop eof truth nkit has kindly provided…and then read the link below.

Please wipe the government/media dust from your eyes so you can actually see the harsh, ugly truth of what components your government, aligned with demonic evil forces, did to pull off the greatest FF in the history of the world!

https://sites.google.com/a/ualr.edu/operation-rabbit-hole-where-did-the-towers-go/dustification

NOW, BACK TO THE FRIDAY FUN FOLLIES!

Bob P
Bob P
  mark
September 13, 2019 8:15 pm

Well said, mark. As with yours, my comment above is meant as a caustic observation on a tragedy as bad as the murder of 3000 innocent people, that the real culprits got away with the crime of the century, a crime that did in the Constitution and launched the endless wars on terrorism. No disrespect meant for the victims.

nkit
nkit
  mark
September 13, 2019 10:13 pm

+1oo, Mark…

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:34 pm

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igor stravinsky
igor stravinsky
  nkit
September 14, 2019 1:12 am

That’s a helluva chipmunk.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:28 pm

My pet spiny ant eater is handy for chasing way stray kangaroos.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:36 pm

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~L
~L
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:08 pm

Achmed’s dead, baby.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  ~L
September 13, 2019 5:26 pm

As they say in Memphrica – M’fer be dead.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:07 pm

Ma’am, may I scratch that for you?

Elpidio Corona, PIA
Elpidio Corona, PIA
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 10:12 pm

Those are some ugly hands.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Elpidio Corona, PIA
September 14, 2019 12:10 pm

There were hands in the picture?

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:30 pm

CNN: They would’ve never gone to that much trouble to save a black cat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 13, 2019 5:53 pm

They really do always land on their feet.

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:09 pm

Shit, now the NSA can take pictures of my dreams!

Bull G. Wood (EC)
Bull G. Wood (EC)
  nkit
September 13, 2019 10:15 pm

As much as I have studied women’s bodies, I can tell you with 95% certainty that pretty women have pretty bodies. The one in the middle has an ugly ass.

nkit
nkit
  Bull G. Wood (EC)
September 13, 2019 10:37 pm

picky bastard for an old man….

Dixie Chicken
Dixie Chicken
  Bull G. Wood (EC)
September 14, 2019 1:19 am

Face too. Must be the photographer’s cousin.

CarlosDanger
CarlosDanger
  nkit
September 13, 2019 11:45 pm

A tad younger if you please Mr nkit?
You’ve done it before,do it again.
Don’t worry about Dee or the nurse.

nkit
nkit
  CarlosDanger
September 13, 2019 11:56 pm

tough crowd, indeed….

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:42 pm

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None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
  nkit
September 13, 2019 3:50 pm

I’d still do her!

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:41 pm

I wish those damn coons would leave our white women alone.

Elpidio Corona, PIA
Elpidio Corona, PIA
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 10:17 pm

They are not yours, you macho shithead.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  nkit
September 13, 2019 11:48 pm

stucky, you blew your chance–

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 13, 2019 2:10 pm

Flying squirrel

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 13, 2019 3:11 pm

That’s Rocky for us oldsters. Tune next time for “Squirrel Today, Gone Tomorrow or Let the Fur Fly”

Elpidio Corona, PIA
Elpidio Corona, PIA
  Anonymous
September 13, 2019 10:21 pm

What’s next, flying beavers?

igor stravinsky
igor stravinsky
  Anonymous
September 14, 2019 1:16 am

“That trick never works!”

nkit
nkit
September 13, 2019 1:45 pm

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